slopeeees

Oof I'm about to hit the road and I'm also in Manch

The cats will be like "... Who?"

before i checked my clip, i thought that he was crouched behind the sandbag because i misstook the metal fence for his helmet, so i just ran and it kinda worker

Magazine*

I heard a Vietnam Vet call it a clip yesterday and had to hold my tongue.

That's a tough one, idk if I would be able to hold it

MOLLE webbing. It's the military standard for attaching gear to gear

It's called Golf, no need for the 'ball' qualifier

I’m pretty sure it was the Keg.

Flawed logic, I have been in the restaurant business for 15 years. Have never worked In a chain, but the restaurants have always had gift cards.

Those lesions on his hands recently weren't looking too good

The golf blisters?

the audio mixing in tarkov is so painfully bad. I love having to play at tinnitus audio levels in order to hear enemy footsteps. I love that the sound of your own footsteps are so loud that they can even drown out the sound of gunshots. I love that your own character breathing into a facemask is louder than gunshots. I love that you need an audio compressor program to force the game to be able to get a decent level of audio clarity so you can actually hear the sounds you need to hear. I love the fact that you have to soundwh*re in the first place, it's such a fun thing to have to do to not get jumped constantly because the other guy heard you take a single step from 80 meters away and you couldn't hear him

Do you have spatial audio on? This is how it used to sound for me before I turned it off. (Windows setting)

Proud to call this state home

I was referring to the fake trump tweet. But the dress is not on backwards either.

She does have saggy tits though

After about 5 minutes of waiting it is usually safe to say it's over and you are screwed

Pistol sights are misaligned again

The sites are not misaligned. There is just more recoil when firing rapidly

I am always impress by people in general who can tell the direct they are being shot from. I know it’s silly but I am terrible. 

Then off the setting 'spacial sound' on windows if you have it on

The obstacle is the path. - Zen proverb

"what stands in the way becomes the way" - Marcus Aurelius

Someone teach this man how to screen shot. I thought my grandmother was posting tarkov pictures

I know that it's a good product but if you look closely you can see that it is in fact a knife

It only takes once to screw you over for life.

Which for a knife, is a constitutional infringement of the most absurd king

Sounds like seating them at a clean table will solve this non issue

Sounds like cleaning the tables (which takes a minute) will do the trick...

I agree, didn't want to pile on too much and sound like too much of a dick

This is how I find out I don’t have to scroll?

Me too man

How can a gun be both automatic and single shot at the same time?

Rule #1 of gun safety. Don't point a gun at anything that you don't wish to destroy

Ya the one path through the lake sends you back repeatedly unless you jump it or go around, it's so odd.  No clue why jumping works as it's the same path.

You can also hug the rocks and get by that way

this "interview" is a meme source for the decade

True, but why is interview in quotations? What kind of mental gymnastics are you performing to think this isn't an interview

walked past him, scav voice lined to him and verbally told him I killed PMC

Haha what a dick. You know he was thinking about it that whole time you walked away. He just took too long to decide

I saw screenshots like this before viewing profiles was a thing.

Shouldn't there would be blood and/or bullet holes?

Unfortunately this is your fault. Don't let anyone borrow a knife that you care about

Unfortunately this is your fault. Don't let anyone borrow a knife that you care about

Hmm, I think I am detecting some bias here