Band of Brothers- Day of Days (episode 2). Parachuting off the plane and everything that happens. It just sets the bar so high and the series totally delivers.
My name is Maximus_Ballsackus, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Harry : Do you think I'm stupid? Perry : I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.
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Bloviate
There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service... [pauses] ...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.
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Band of Brothers- Day of Days (episode 2). Parachuting off the plane and everything that happens. It just sets the bar so high and the series totally delivers.
Probably not my final answer, but the first thing that comes to mind is 'ronny/lily' from Barry.
When Barry sees all the trophy’s and medals and starts to piece together the situation is hilarious!
If Odysseus dealt with these cyclops, I think his odyssey would’ve ended there.
What’s it called when a woman gets blue balls? Blue clams?
It’s called cloyster
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That looks like an engorged tick.
World going one way, people another.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Apparently truck drivers are douchebags in Canada as well.
Oppenheimer. It was the closest I will, legally, ever get to torturing my wife.
Boney American is dirty dirty whore. She bring much shame to herself and country.
She’s only 13!!!
Is this a sunny reference?
The north korean girl Charlie likes, and Dennis tries to woo, is only 13
Oooo lordy. I gotchu. red army ants. GG
Oh fuck army ants. Good one!
My vote goes to the Goliath Bird Eating Spider. I think it'd be game over for sure.
Call me Kitty Kat
My name is Maximus_Ballsackus, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Harry : Do you think I'm stupid? Perry : I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.
Speak slowly and in a softer voice. People match vibes and it's hard to stay riled up when someone is being very calm.
Focusing on the being right part is definitely what makes things worse. Well put, thank you.
Distract and confuse. Always bring a banana to a gunfight.
Roger that, will carry a banana in my holster going forward.
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