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  1. I bet this idiot couldn’t even drive a horse and buggy carriage.

  2. This post hangs there in the air like Lenny Kravitz’s very nice, very full, penis. You remember when his pants split and it fell out? There’s a video of it, this was like 15 months ago. We here at Reddit feel this did not get enough attention at the time.

  3. Yet we’re also responsible for people taking less time off and fewer vacations because we work too much. Makes total sense.

  4. Say “Dolphins and the Super Bowl,” and people will think “The Perfect Season”.

  5. If you don't have your alma mater winning, you're a bitch

  6. Say what you will about Grier, but he tends to hit on every round of the draft that ISN’T the first round. Looks like a positive.

  7. Well, she’s a true Dolphins fan now – we’ve been dead inside for years.

  8. What was that guy yelling all I heare was clownpenis fart!!

  9. He was actually yelling “CLOWNPENIS FART,” so I think you heard it right

  10. This is tragic – where will Bezos get his supply of the precious untainted blood he so desperately requires to stay young?

  11. It’s crazy that rage bait is now all there is; children (like OP) have only ever known one objective: drive engagement.

  12. What a moment for Adam Schefter. A truly storied career of fucking up retirement announcements for beloved players.

  13. The person who told Shannon Scott that “[He’ll] never amount to anything” was absolutely right.

  14. Should this man hit me at that speed, I would immediately disintegrate into a fine, pinkish-red mist.

  15. Some people are (in fact) the main character. Absolute legend.

  16. Well can you at least not let them kill you without resistance?

  17. Rolling Stone is an absolute rag now. Bit of a scandal regarding their journalistic integrity made that pretty clear…

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