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  1. It never gets easier. I still cry over a couple in particular but it’s always sad. Even the curmudgeons.

  2. People are ducking nuts! I followed the actor for a minute who was the prison guard who got Dayanara preggo on OITNB. and after his character left her character on a ducking TV SHOW, he was mercilessly attacked on his socials as if he was the CHARACTER I think most people were being nerds but more that a few comments were scary af.

  3. Has anyone tried the lobster roll truck that is at Harry Bridges Plaza? I’ve been curious about that.

  4. I see your cigarette and raise you a bloody tooth!

  5. Awwww this brought back some lovely memories.

  6. I’m 1st gen Italian. I grew up with the “rules.” My husband can’t have salt or he could fucking die so there goes salty pasta water. My kid won’t eat his veggies but he likes carbonara so I put peas and or broccoli in the carbonara. If he’ll eat it I’ll do it. My bitch sister freaks out every time and acts like Saint Super Guido. I’m like, your raggedy ass ain’t ever even been past Paramus, let alone Italy. It’s embarrassing. 🤡

  7. This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

  8. I’m going to go touch actual grass right now. Thank you.

  9. That is my new description for people in general

  10. I call people that annoy me “Mouseketools.”

  11. If he/she can fit in a carrier, they can go on the ferry.

  12. Mcdonald’s hamburgers. Barfed. For hours. Can’t even look at a McDonald’s now. 28 years later, my kid wants a Happy Meal and I’m like “no it’s bad for you! we’ll have taco bell instead!”

  13. This is the Spy Shop building @ 555 Beach St. I assume there's a story here. Anyone know it?

  14. He owns/owned the building. Used to be a shop there selling Levi’s and he ran that too.

  15. Alright, so you nap in your Tesla in the carpool lane!

  16. I liked the fried chicken they make.

  17. Looks like Pat died at 66 in 2014. :(

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