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As someone with a 504 accommodation I can tell you that that’s typically just tacked on to anyone with a 504

Drake the type of Bluey watcher to call them “dollarbucks”

And have white hair for some reason

I dunno wimp, ill tell you if you give me your lunch money

Please don’t….

That did not happen.

Then why is your head in the toilet bowl then

Didn’t work really

Did you also kiester the watermelon?

Let’s just say I’ve left no stone unturned

I think the superpower is self-explanatory. Your concern should be how you intend to recharge it or change the batteries?

I’ll stick the chord up my butt too

Butters still has a better thanksgiving outfit

Sharon, definitely. I remember her hiding bodies when Aunt Flow came into town so her boy, her precious baby boy, wouldn't get caught.

I’d say Tweeks are the worst since they flat out make him drink meth and crack

Drake the type of guy to call Weird Al just Al Yankovic because “he’s not weird in my eyes”

And cried when he doesn’t see his shadow

And his earbuds explode

What color polish would you like

Clear coat

I'm sorry I said I don't give sloppy :c

Not even for a tip

How long is your longest shit or how heavy is your heaviest

2 hours and 5 tons

Rookie numbers, what length

5 feet

I think if wildshape worked differently it’d be more popular. Just turning into a premade monster stat block feels weird. Like your actual stats don’t matter. I wish that was done differently to be honest.

How would you suggest it would be done?

They go to his brain area and wonder why it’s so small

And wake up to discover it’s an unseasonably hot, sunny day

The next day he sleeps in his day clothes and flush’s 4 ice cubes in the toilet

What are you getting lost in? There are only about 2-3 books per year, including adventure books that you can completely ignore.

When people start spamming silvery barbs and suddenly everything I own on DNDbeyond is labeled “legacy” then that’s confusing