AudiTechGuy


























  1. You should have asked “How can I make my car cooler for FREE”

  2. I will say maybe I am cheap, or maybe I am smart, maybe both or neither but I have never replaced more than one coil at a time.

  3. That qualifies as thrifty. As a technician you realize all of the coils are probably the same age and from close to the same lot of production. Its a CYA - Cover Your Ass

  4. Push a button take a shot. (Randomly walks around my house pushing buttons on a flannel shirt)

  5. Wagon life is a real phase. Especially when the little varmints are still rear-facing, that extra space really pays off.

  6. Wagons for life. The car version of an SUV for dudes that want something cool and non conventional.

  7. If that's a GM, it's one time use. Non serviceable. The directions from GM say to cut and remove and then replace

  8. You can remove the bolt with a small pair of vice grips and remove everything intact.

  9. Street Fighter II OG Arcade. I played it when I was younger and it first came out in the arcades. And I have owned an All Original Stand up version for the last 8 years. I will decimate all challengers

  10. Had a jiffy lube tell me I needed to replace the PCV valve on my 88 Nissan Sentra. Told the guy if he could pull it and show me I would let him swap it.

  11. I literally have never heard ANYONE in my 28 years of working on cars sell a PCV valve. Not even a maintenance item. I’m calling bullshit!!

  12. My dane likes to toot in a boot My Dane toots when he scoots My Dane toots when I shoot My Dane toots when he sees a root

  13. I’m a Male Lesbian and proud of it!! Outback’s forever!!

  14. Four wheels, Four tires, Four tpms sensors, RF lower control arm/knuckle/strut/caliper, RR strut assembly, Front subframe, Oil pan, Transmission mount, Exhaust,

  15. Uhhh, you didn’t see this 3’ high mile long curb?

  16. TWO. And it isn’t even debatable. You have to work “around the rack” On a 4-Post. I have been doing this for 28 years and have had both at the same time. 4 post was for just needing access. 2 post is for accessing the whole car

  17. You do realize you can adjust the way you drive and actually monitor over a significant amount of full tanks. I hope this is a Troll post, because damn and Bless Your Heart if it isn’t.

  18. Bringing wine to your kids sporting event instead of Smirnoff

  19. I always wondered why it is a “ruined” orgasm. If you need extra stimulation during it then just go for it. Mind blown

  20. I find it's not so bad if you embrace the tackiness. There are also a few fun and not insanely expensive things like the dinosaur mini golf. 

  21. Now see. You need to be writing a “real person review” for the them

  22. I’ve been an automotive tech for 29 years now. And have owned a ton of different cars. Our OB TOURING XT is in my top 5 of all time that I’ve owned.

  23. My grandmother used to unplug the TV from the wall every night in the 70’s and 80’s. Thinking it was equivalent to a surge protector cause she must have had something damaged years prior

  24. I would give him treefitty and no questions asked

  25. Gotta watch out for that ketchup gas. You can't outrun it.

  26. The mayonnaise gas I hear is bad for your cholesterol

  27. Impersonating someone to have sex with them and come out the hero. Yup. Its cringe AF

  28. Cancel Culture. People have the right to believe what they want to believe. But just because it doesn’t align with the current wave they are considered not worthy. Give me a break. If you don’t like someone’s opinion then don’t allow them in your life or mind.

  29. You are aware it’s an age thing. I know it’s not an acronym or an Emoji which might be some of your confusion.

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