jackofallcards

I love cream cheese in sushi rolls

Yeah same… a salmon, avocado and cream cheese roll is my go to. No shame it’s delicious!

2/3 of that are my least favorite things that I don’t believe belong in any roll at all- avocado and cream cheese.

Well not everyone can have good taste I guess

Oh the house is probably worth less than $50K.

That’s exactly it, my house is valued at $59k here in Phoenix (tiny 870 square feet) but the lot it’s on is something like $315k

It’s more of a southwest/west chain but the Jamaican Red or AK-47 from Cheba Hut

Get high in a parking lot, complain about the conditions being the problem not your riding, and wear baggy clothes.

Don’t forget the crimes. That’s the secret ingredient, after all.

Minivans were FAR more expensive than the SUV's we looked at when we needed a new car. Wound up with a Subaru Forester that fits the 4 of us nicely, as well as the big dog in the back. With a roof pack we can do car trips really comfortably. It was 35k

On top of that, they hold their value. I paid 18k for a 2016 crosstrek in 2019, I (unfortunately) totaled it and insurances valued it at $18k - $1k deductible.. basically got all the money back I spent on it 5 years ago

Someone once said that once chips started costing $5 they just gave it up entirely. It changed my brain chemistry. I wasn’t the biggest chip fiend but crave it here and there. When I get tempted to look at the chip selection, seeing the price sets off this adverse reaction that refuses to spend $5 on chips.

I still get pringles. Can usually $2.50

Is this the american version of football clubs comparing pies?

How is pie served in a stadium

Vienna beef ftw. Fuck your ketchup.

Not like disagreeing or whatever but why do so many people care what other people put on their got dog?

I don’t think this is the case as you’re exerting less energy when descending. Your legs may shake but it’s not as tiring.

I’ve done a lot of hikes and have more trouble down than up on the more difficult ones. When you’re constantly supporting your weight to remain stable on a decline, rather than “per step” (how I think about it) the constant load wears your legs down much faster, plus you just used all of that energy to ascend

John Denver isnt even from Denver. Frauds everywhere

Well if you feel like being pedantic Denver, nor the man for who it was named, has never forded the river dane

I feel like, oftentimes that’s the case, that is, concealing things in a manner that’s presented as, “protecting the children”

Citation needed on most nba stars getting more in sponsorships than nba contracts

I mean I guess if you really want to argue, but the ones that come to mind first- Jordan, LeBron Stars, do you think they made more from their contracts? Jordan is literally known for changing the way endorsements work.

Then who is watching now?

I have friends who are basketball fans and friends who are die hard basketball fans. The former doesn’t but the latter does.

While this has been answered correctly

TIL that Lloyds Bank is also an actual bank and not just a New-York rapper

That’s Lloyd Banks

People: "I miss the days when Vegas was a bargain."

Hot dogs are one of the things I would buy for $2.. I’m already in the market for a hot dog and there are worse things to gamble on in Vegas

The real estate crash is going on 4 years of not happening yet.

I think housing and commercial real estate, while both real estate, fall into separate categories. “Housing Bubble” - who knows, prices are finally coming down around me (which man I wish I didn’t buy in 2022 sometimes) but I see tons of vacant offices everywhere

Ahhhhh good ol’ Mill

I graduated about a decade ago, was with friends and we went to get food on a Friday night and Mill is basically a ghost town now.

Cum drops? Did they pc that from cum drops to b52?

I’ve heard B-52 but not cum drop.. alternatively a mudslide but that has vodka

I will still never understand this and I know they tried during covid but online gaming takes almost no bandwidth. While I wouldn't recommend gaming on 56k (dialup) for many games you actually can. Even the most intensive games can be played on dsl from the early 2000's without a problem, it is less bandwidth intensive than 360p youtube

Yesterday I learned Dreamcast online is still alive, and a rocket league clone with crossplay via steam was released last year, pretty sure it runs off a 56k modem

This might have been featured in the strategy guide back in the day, because that’s exactly how I beat Bongo Bongo as a kid.

I never got the ice arrows in my young childhood play through(s). Probably not until I replayed it in high school would that happen.

I never played sh4. What happens at that moment?

I don’t remember the specific moment but that whole game just creeped me out. Once “The Room” stopped feeling like a safe space to return to it just stressed me out too much

I use DoorDash sometimes, but usually only to treat myself to a better meal that I’m paying extra for anyway. I can’t imagine using DoorDash for McDonalds:P

I pretty much use it exclusively while intoxicated or sick. Or if my car is having some kind of issue. Paid $18 for $9 of Taco Bell this past weekend, and that’s with Dashpass

Looking at a Cheesecake Factory menu is wild. Nothing is below 900 cals

My ex GF and I in college would go like at least once weekly, I’d get their orange chicken she’d get something I can’t remember, I had never gained weight easy but those years I put in like 25 lbs, found out it was probably due to the 1600 calorie meal I’d eat after a breakfast and a full lunch

I see 2013-2015 Accords for $15-17k with just over 100k miles

There are 21/22 in my area with like 30k-40k miles for $22k. $15-17k is ridiculous for that age/condition imo

Wendy's breakfast slaps, and you get more for your $

I’ve never had Wendy’s breakfast that grease was borderline soaking through wrappers. I can’t do that much grease

It's truly the only fast food place that makes me feel ashamed after I eat it lol.

I can hit that with Taco Bell

So say we all!

When I think jack I think late night stoner munchies/boozing food. Egg rolls, “tacos”, mozz sticks, curly fries dollar chickens

Honestly, I think my IT career can be largely credited to all the issues old games used to have.

When the game takes so much effort to get running you don’t even want to play anymore