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repost,

didn't he say years ago he'd fuck ivanka if she wasn't his daughter?

he probably did in spite of that fact

yes.

I don’t think that is a reasonable reaction. The reasonable reaction would be to beat him to a pulp.

I instinctively downvoted before I finished reading lmao you’re absolutely right. what a dick, no pun intended.

I recently saw one where MIL had to be hospitalized as soon as her son told her his wife was in labor.  Wife had only said she in labor as a test, and her husband failed (aka chose his mom)

link?

I mean, I currently live in a house that has spiders whose bites cause necrosis, so yeah, this is a good one

Not bought gen X here, but surely under the NRA thumb in spite of my Libby lib efforts, personal activism and financial donations, thanks to the GOP and the Supreme Court.

I love kids, I’ve always wanted to be a mother.

the rats make my knees weak, arms are heavy, theres vomit on my sweater already

actually I think that’s pee

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are you a bot or something who just remixed the comment above you?

the fact that it looks nasty? XD

what?

something tells me his hard drives would have stuff the FBI would be very interested in.

anything floral. when I was little, I despised it. now I love it. give me all the floral stuff.

holy crap, you weren’t joking about her being a potato. give the potato all of my love!

this is hilarious! can’t wait to see it reposted a hundred times. can I have first reposting dibs?? XD

Yeah yeah sure just chuck a number on it and into the grinder it goes... and feel free to claim its yours, I think I dont want it anymore hah

it really is a good joke. I’m going to be telling this one to people irl.

are you a guy, by any chance?

I don't have regrets because I left America only to experience a new cultural experience but I found frustrating the lack of opportunities, harder to make money and in my case ageism was real, especially being a woman.

that’s frustrating to hear, considering I’m a young woman who wants to leave.

I named her Honey. I had been feeding her for a few months then noticed her belly getting bigger. She’s very friendly and she’d let me pet her and purr when I was around. I managed to catch her Monday, I didn’t want her to have babies in the dirt, or get FIV like my one kitty Joe. We took him in as a stray and he lived only 3 years with us, and he was the sweetest boy, but his active FIV was too much for him. Honey was also being bullied and chased away from the food I would take out, so I vowed to catch her and bring her inside.

trojancats

why on earth is a peaceful protest against university rules in the first place?

So now fully-clothed yoga poses are “asking for it”??

well if she didn’t want my penis inside of her, then why did she let flatulence escape her anus??? /s

The ad underneath this post is a Target baby nursery ad lmao

the only real alpha man

where is the meet n greet?

aw yiss!

a family friend’s mother did this exact thing, and it killed her. I really wish so much medical misinformation didn’t exist.

yeah, I wouldn’t want to do a semester abroad in Gaza right now…. because Israel is murdering everything that moves.