din7

No tattoos

A little hummingbird told you that right?

Your beard makes the hat look small.

Aight I'ma head out

That's how you get ahead in life.

You look like the religious cult equivalent of a Walmart greeter.

Welcome to Walmart.

You have no idea how fortunate you are that you can even grow a beard. I can only manage a Seagal goatee

To be honest, I really couldn't grow one until I was in my early 40s.

Honestly this horse is sexier than me

Maybe she's born with it.

Awesome beard!

Ty ty.

Sometimes the hints are glaringly obvious, and sometimes they're very obscure. If a girl ever brings up something that seems incredibly random or tangential to the conversation you're having, it's probably a hint that they want you to do something or want you to tell them something.

Alluding towards specific behaviors by dropping hints about what you want done is manipulative.

No, just spiritually awakened

With clean anuses.

I guess it lasted a lifetime for the cow too.

Yes, but that's a moo point.

How do you have so many runes?

Just farming in between helping others defeat bosses.

What a ribbiting image.

FOR FRODO

You have my bow!

I'm sure I thought it was an edgy pose at the time

It does look a bit off the rails.

It reminds me of the broodwich from aqua teen hunger force.

Sleep in your dog house lady

Where all the bitches lie.

Maybe

Kinda

Its a cartoon character that took off its glasses

You mean like Ike?

KICK THE BABY

........I'll let someone eise have a go...that's fuckin cool though.

Picking it up like this is a dick move.

Praise the Sun!

Mufasa and Scar: The Early Years

Dude, the truth hurts.

I love this tradition of looking to a groundhog to predict the future. Like, how drunk were the people who started this?

Very.

Just your typical boaring senior pic.