SofshellTurtleofDoom

Imagine what LBJ could do without Vietnam screwing up his legacy. He would shake up the Democratic party

They might have put that SOB on Rushmore if he hadn't escalated that damn war.

It could be worse I suppose. Could be the Third History, where Vienna fell to The Worms.

Or the fourth history, where Vienna never invented their famous sausage. LBJ would have to step in and help.

Tay Tay and the Neo Whig party are refusing to secure our eastern border by building a laser wall. She'll let any genetically enhanced herring choker from new-new brunswick in.

I don't know, she did invade Russia and take Siberia as the 51st state in her first term, I'm leaning towards her...

Literally 1984

Minnesota. Like a burger with a chunk of bone left in the patty.

So what did it run the quarter mile in?

Found a clipping that said 8.12, which for 1961, pretty damn good!

I remember reading an article saying he was getting banned for tearing up chunks of asphalt from the tracks.

Eddie Hill too!

This comment section is full of bickering over Reagan, and Spongebob quotes.

The lid.

EEeEeVIL!

Love how I always see you advocating on behalf of Reagan😉

I stirred up a hornet's nest with today's meme 😂

Yeah love that😋

Thanks, 13ethany 😉

In the right district, I suppose all of them!

I guess I would ask Obama, since he's the most recent we can discuss:

Honestly, probably not much that interesting.

Wow, thanks so much for writing this! See, this is what I wanted to know, even if it's just related to Russia/Ukraine or Israel, or some juicy scandal, it would be amazing to know the details.

Is this THE meeting, where Elvis showed up coked up, asked to be let into the CIA, and gifted Nixon a pistol?

And Nixon gave him a federal narcotics agent badge. It's hilarious that they let a guy with a gun in to the see the president.

Do you really doubt that one of the Rule 3 guys is largely a backlash to having a black president? 

I get where you're coming from, but why would they let Obama have two landslide victories before having a backlash? 8 million people switched parties from Obama to mentioned candidate enabling his victory, against a white democratic candidate.

Azula the Rizzbender: "That's a sharp outfit Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire class fire nation battleship leaving thousands to drown at sea.... because it's so sharp."

Best line in the whole series!

Thomas Jefferson

Interesting take, what makes you prefer Jefferson to Lincoln?

Thomas Jefferson or Abraham Lincoln.

Complete with the weird split electoral votes out of California haha

1820 was the only election that displayed absolutely no malice or disrespect to the opposition. James fully supported Monroe and vice versa.

Humphrey had every disadvantage given LBJ and the Vietnam War’s unpopularity and he almost pulled it off.

Yes, was looking for this one! Humphrey made up a lot of ground in the last month of the campaign, going from -15 to losing by half a point.

There is no war in ba sing se.

The Earth King has invited you to Lake... Michigan.

Just looked it up. Apparently, the resulting coverage of "YEeEAaaH!" sucked up so much airtime that it also crippled John Edwards' bid. It killed two separate campaigns.

No, I think Pope Jeb! returning to America is a big sign he's running. Obama has no chance now.

But Thomas Jefferson is Satan's spawn according to Reddit.

I think it's safe to assume Reddit doesn't always get it right, especially in regards to politicians.

Are there any cryptid legends native to this part of Virginia?

Hopefully I won't loose the engagement (comparatively) that yesterday's post had though 😭

The important question is which ticket is Jumbo hanging on?

Jumbo is planning on challenging the winner of this election himself next time.

There is no way Kennedy would win that many votes

Well, Kennedy might not, but I do think Kennedy could. Not sure about Kennedy though.

I want more Batman Beyond!

My ancestor :)

Thank you for this, it's beautifully written!