Been there done that. Lived in my car for a year. It’s scary but it’s survivable if u can adjust quickly to new settings. Then again I’m a 5’4” woman that can comfortably lay across the back seat of a car….
Loved in my car for a year. Haven’t had tv for 4 years. I don’t watch the news I only have reddit. I’m blissfully unaware of all the shit that’s going on and I’m not going to start worrying about shit now
I had a dream that two dudes I knew way back in highschool were driving in a delivery van, I don't recall if it was out of control or whatever, but it was on a heavily wooded in-the-forest kind of dirt road. One of the dudes ended up getting torn out of the passenger side window I think by something that got caught in the wheel well. He ended up getting run over and it completely ripped him in half. It was very very gruesome. Woke me up it was so disturbing. Sorry dude I literally haven't seen in nearly 20 years, you did not deserve that. Pregnancy dreams are crazy.
Pregnancy dreams are brutal. I wanted to name my last son Andrew. Had a dream where my 1 year old son drowned in the pool and I pulled his tiny blue lifeless body out of the water. I was a literal mess when I woke up, snot and tears all over my face. A horrific dream
Ugh! So horrible!! The crazy thing about progrsterone dreams is they are so vivid. It's like seared into the back of your brain. Glad it was just a dream, but WHY brain?! Why?
This is the second comment I've seen about chicks not understanding sticks. Lol. I promise some of us are just as impressed with sticks we find! I have a collection.
My last period I stuck my new tampon in without taking out the old one. Walk out of the bathroom baffles as to why I didn’t have anything to throw away.
My dog was about to take a shit right on the carpet and I didn't have time to get a paper towel or anything, so I had to hold my hands out under his ass and catch his shit bared handed. Thankfully, he's a a small dog, but waiting there with my hands cupped under his butthole anxiously waiting for him to shit into them really made me feel like a bitch lmao.
Had this guy that liked his ass being eaten. I don’t like putting my lips anywhere near where poop lives. He assured me he will get me to eat his one day. He begged and I held firm. I have never eaten ass and I’m okay with that
I was being chased by a man. Ended up getting cornered. He stabbed me over and over until my chest and gut was basically mince meat. It was terrifying and painful then it was black
I always know I’m a day away from my period. It’s the day I find my ex attractive on a horny rabbit kind of level. I have stayed strong and not given in so far.
To be the black sheep of the family.
Struggling without anyone or anything to fall back on.
Been there done that. Lived in my car for a year. It’s scary but it’s survivable if u can adjust quickly to new settings. Then again I’m a 5’4” woman that can comfortably lay across the back seat of a car….
Junk food. $6 for a bag of Lays? I’ll eat some damn baby carrots and hummus for less. Can’t remember the last time I had a Coke either.
I like that coles special $2 can is no longer $2 but $2.95. The whole point of the new can was that it was $2!
Had two kids. Separated after 7 years. Was easier to just say bye rather than going through lawyers
Women are not allowed in this house anymore
Crab
Hopefully drug overdose at the age of 70. I’ll be trying all the drugs on my 70th
Paper bark trees when they start shedding. It always reminds me of mashed potatoes.
Luckily i didn't have to wear one when I was there
They made mine so loose I Cld slide it on and off.
Loved in my car for a year. Haven’t had tv for 4 years. I don’t watch the news I only have reddit. I’m blissfully unaware of all the shit that’s going on and I’m not going to start worrying about shit now
On the pretty side of average. Not quite pretty, not quite average, just in between.
Hit the nail on the head.
I had a dream that two dudes I knew way back in highschool were driving in a delivery van, I don't recall if it was out of control or whatever, but it was on a heavily wooded in-the-forest kind of dirt road. One of the dudes ended up getting torn out of the passenger side window I think by something that got caught in the wheel well. He ended up getting run over and it completely ripped him in half. It was very very gruesome. Woke me up it was so disturbing. Sorry dude I literally haven't seen in nearly 20 years, you did not deserve that. Pregnancy dreams are crazy.
Pregnancy dreams are brutal. I wanted to name my last son Andrew. Had a dream where my 1 year old son drowned in the pool and I pulled his tiny blue lifeless body out of the water. I was a literal mess when I woke up, snot and tears all over my face. A horrific dream
Ugh! So horrible!! The crazy thing about progrsterone dreams is they are so vivid. It's like seared into the back of your brain. Glad it was just a dream, but WHY brain?! Why?
Right! I didn’t need that fake self induced trauma lol
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Same. Boy were we wrong
This is the second comment I've seen about chicks not understanding sticks. Lol. I promise some of us are just as impressed with sticks we find! I have a collection.
My instant thought was “wow that’s weird” then I suddenly remembered I have a stick I got from the beach because it looked cool…
Child birth. Didn’t dilate on my own. My son would have died stuck inside of me and I would have died from the subsequent infection.
Same. Stopped at 4cm.
Lost my tampon string and couldn't get it out 🙋♀️
My last period I stuck my new tampon in without taking out the old one. Walk out of the bathroom baffles as to why I didn’t have anything to throw away.
It's raining wet water
It’s the dry water that gets u
Pho noodles
I’ve never managed to have left overs when it comes to pho
Back in my day you’d get bugs all over your windshield while driving for a few hours. Where are the flying bugs? Did we kill them? That’s bad right!?
I still get them but I live rural
My dog was about to take a shit right on the carpet and I didn't have time to get a paper towel or anything, so I had to hold my hands out under his ass and catch his shit bared handed. Thankfully, he's a a small dog, but waiting there with my hands cupped under his butthole anxiously waiting for him to shit into them really made me feel like a bitch lmao.
Pick him up and move him maybe?
Ass to mouth.
Had this guy that liked his ass being eaten. I don’t like putting my lips anywhere near where poop lives. He assured me he will get me to eat his one day. He begged and I held firm. I have never eaten ass and I’m okay with that
Space balls
I was being chased by a man. Ended up getting cornered. He stabbed me over and over until my chest and gut was basically mince meat. It was terrifying and painful then it was black
Nobody can actually change.
I’m fucking trying ok
People often seem to give the advice to be cautious when falling in love. Take things slow, talk about the long term etc etc. I think that sucks.
Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all…
A lighter. I don’t smoke. He got it because he thought I wld like it. I still have it sitting in the centre console of my car… never been used
I kinda always wanted a big, dumb yellow lab named Boner.
In public u can just call “bone” and leave boner for private space
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I always know I’m a day away from my period. It’s the day I find my ex attractive on a horny rabbit kind of level. I have stayed strong and not given in so far.