Salty-Tortoise


























  1. Bruh you’re quoting the Easter island head from night at the museum.

  2. An asthma attack. It gets to the point where my chest and back hurt so bad from struggling so hard to breathe that I start to feel like giving up on breathing.

  3. I’m not looking forward to gym class starting in a few weeks.

  4. Can't agree more. I just saw the movies again with my wife and they don't click to me like when in my childhood. My wife( who is a major fan) also feel a little disappointed. It just doesn't feel the same as an adult

  5. Grogu/baby yoda is confirmed 50 years old, does that mean he’s fuckable?

  6. I’ll gladly send them back. They don’t do anything anyway and they should take their useless drama back to UK.

  7. And under all that skin and other organs…she’s a skeleton.

  8. I need the lore. What happened to the tree? Who cut it down? Was the remainder of the tree used for some sort of unspeakable evil that can threaten the universe? I N E E D L O R E .

  9. Music. So confusing and I was very bad at it. Art class was infinitely more fun and interesting.

  10. calliou is a fucking demon goblin and a brat and he should fall down a hole in south africa

  11. Luckily he matured and to make up for it he became one punch man.

  12. Maybe we compromise and draw porn of mohammad?

  13. People who play music out loud on their smartphones/bluetooth speakers in public spaces like buses, trains and parks.

  14. Anyone who can afford to blast music through a Bluetooth speaker can afford a decent pair of headphones.

  15. When U2 albums are preloaded on my phone.

  16. I, uh, put it away. Why do you need to know?

  17. uh uh, dont. you dare go out doin those darin dos, we been plannin this dinner fo 2 months!

  18. I was in this situation a few times as a kid. It taught me to be respectful of other people’s things.

  19. It’s super easy to do. It baffles me that people don’t do this.

  20. Did you have to stand for a crappy copy of "God Bless the USA" blared over the intercom?

  21. so you like mediocre chinese fantasy...

  22. Became a night showered after living with / marrying a Japanese person. It’s just so logical and clean.

  23. I think about it like this: throughout the day your body accumulates sweat and filth…do you really want bring that into bed with you?

  24. If he truly believed he could fly he would have escaped prison by now

  25. Learning from anime is actually not a bad method to learn the language - so long as that's not the ONLY method you're using to learn.

  26. Anime is so unreliable. I only know about 5 words in Japanese after researching them after watching and hearing them several times.

  27. It's more of a good source of practice. I'm learning Japanese and I must say watching anime has drastically made learning Japanese so much easier for me.

  28. Do you take some sort of lessons then watch anime afterwards and see how many words you understand?

  29. Some asshats are stealing her artwork to make NFTs. Her own brother has had to go and ask people to stop stealing from her in death. It makes my heart hurt and my blood boil.

  30. Seeing how bad NFTs are Her art is way too good to be sold as NFTs.

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