Only time my elbow ever hurt was when I was trying to throw 100 mph fastballs over and over. I could only get up to like 63, but that’s beside the point.
Chipper always balled out on his birthday games. I remember him going yard twice one year on his birthday. It was a long time ago but I feel like it was off Randy Johnson of all people.
We give away more outs through challenges than any other team by far, right? I feel like we either don’t challenge the winnable plays, challenge the unwinnable plays, or lose the replay even though we should have won.
Vlad was a sick individual. He literally got so good at impaling people that he found ways to keep them alive longer while impaled. Definitely not a man I would cross swords with.
Only time my elbow ever hurt was when I was trying to throw 100 mph fastballs over and over. I could only get up to like 63, but that’s beside the point.
I hit 70 at a museum that had a pitching simulator. I was quickly humbled.
This fucking franchise lol
Gotta win it here. Riley or Olson is going to walk it off.
At least Riley’s defense has been solid.
He’s so annoying
Today is Chipper’s birthday. Let’s give him a birthday win!
Chipper always balled out on his birthday games. I remember him going yard twice one year on his birthday. It was a long time ago but I feel like it was off Randy Johnson of all people.
Oh shit, Maximus is on pace for a Maddux
Fried looking more and more like his Ace form. Which we desperately need.
This motherfucker has no idea where half his pitches are going.
Did Ozuna just kill the catcher?
I miss when Riley and Olson hit massive dongs.
She really does like to just show up and ruin peoples fun.
I’ve seen Riley and Olson just watch a strike 3 right down the dick too many times.
Riley and Olson need a coke and a fucking hug.
I always wanted a Heroes deck but never got around to it.
How much are we paying for Kelenic this year? Including the salaries we had to take on for him?
He’s a long term project. High ceiling but needs a lot of work still.
We give away more outs through challenges than any other team by far, right? I feel like we either don’t challenge the winnable plays, challenge the unwinnable plays, or lose the replay even though we should have won.
I saw this huge gap in left center and I said "Wow, that's a huge gap in left center."
That’s deep, man
TROMP2024
HELL YEA BROTHER
When our power hitters start actually hitting the ball with power, the league is fucked. Until then, we get this.
Bruh…. I think it’s time to drop Riley in the lineup until he figures it out. He’s left about 438 RISP so far this season.
In late to the game. Why is Arcia out?
It’s Gate Guardian time
HOW/ WHY ARE SOME OF YOU NOT YELLING?! IF I KNEW HOW TO MAKE MY TEXT BIGGER I WOULD DO THAT TOO. BUT I EXPECT AT LEAST THIS VOLUME FROM EVERYONE.
YOU AREN’T YELLING LOUD ENOUGH!
The Atlanta Ozunas hits real hard right now.
Holy shit Ozuna… what a fucking stud.
Our luck is so fucking dumb so far this season.
Vlad was a sick individual. He literally got so good at impaling people that he found ways to keep them alive longer while impaled. Definitely not a man I would cross swords with.
One of them games
We’ve had like 3 of them games in the last 5..
My god this team right now. Acuña watching 2 middle middle strikes is certainly something.
Hell yea
This team is just sucking lately.
I feel like we’ve had more bad ball/strike calls this year than all of last year already.
Well this was a lot of fun. I’m going to go do something productive now. This team didn’t come to play today.
Can we not?
Weather is weird. I live 10 minutes from the park and it’s sun shining over here.
Booooooo
SUCK IT MUTS
SUCK IT PETE YOU FAT ASS
Ain’t no way
Bro….
Yona’s fastball average 91 mph today. And he got lit up accordingly. He might be cooked which is a bummer. He was electric. Injuries are stupid.
I remember him throwing 98-99. That’s a really big drop in velocity.