BeerMonster24

“Why all the black?”

It’s a three-way street

Bag of Bones

Son, a woman is a lot like... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds... they make ice and... No, actually a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one... you want to drink another woman! (10 beers later) So I says; "Yeah? You want that money? Come and find it! 'Cause I don't know where it is, ya baloney! You... make me... wanna... wretch..." (passes out)

Bum a fag

This happened to my dad back when people would smoke in the toilets at work, he asked his American colleague if he wanted to go bum a fag in the loos… He was absolutely baffled.

“Holidays”

Ah yes, the excitement of running to the kitchen or bathroom and hoping you’d be back before the break ended, then hearing your sibling yell “IT’S STARTING!!”.

“ITS BACK!”

The end of Stu and Stewie’s excellent adventure she was in a conversation with some dude named Ron at the pool and she did say she always like that name.

Plot twist: they were both called Megatron, it’s unisex

Yeah, you got money to pay for fake mustaches, huh? How much did you pay for that fake moustache?

Look, everybody but Chris, just keep your pants on!

I agree with you, she is just awful. A necessary character of course, but my god is she insufferable, and her constant ass-licking of Lottie does my head in. Can’t wait until she’s hunted!

Shocking that Shawshank isn’t #1, it’s one of my favourite films of all time, let alone Stephen King adaptations

Hilarious that, because Seth Green was IN Greg the Bunny.

Patrick Warburton (Joe) was The Tick as well

Show her PTV, has some outrageous scenes in it, she’ll have a good idea of the show after that really

Cujo, Kojak and Church

I love in Pet Sematary when Jud references “that Saint Bernard that went rabid” when talking to Louis

The original movie Jud and Michael C Hall Jud sound absolutely the same to me, it’s amazing. He must’ve been a fan

Ayuh!

I had never before thought of it but your post made me think of how satisfying it would have been to have Tom Cullen be the one to beat his ass. If Tom had known what happened I think he would have probably beat him to death

I was expecting this when

Surely Tom would have recognized Harold right? But that would have been better. But anyways Harold would be my pick too. I remember thinking Flagg would kill him (which he kinda did, but I mean after he made it to Vegas with Nadine)

I thought it would’ve been a situation where Tom didn’t recognise Harold after he had devoted himself to evil and Flagg… Would’ve been a better way to finish Harold’s story I reckon, but that’s imo

Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. It’s got to land on somebody. It was his turn, that’s all.

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too, it gives me a sense of enormous well being, and then I'm happy for the rest of the day.

John's got brewer's droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of him

He’s s-naked in there

Profits, sharing out with millionaire shareholders... without passing on to consumers does... though.

The inflation has been caused by a greater demand on oil and energy after the lack of demand from the pandemic, as energy companies had to cut their costs in order to keep up with the lack of demand, and then the increased demand post-pandemic and the war in Ukraine reducing supply has caused energy prices to skyrocket with low costs, causing these profits you’re talking about… And then the grain shortage from the war + the uk shortage of fruit and veg has caused the highest food inflation since the 80s…

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The UK’s is the highest because of Brexit and the breakdown of facilitated trade as well as the UK’s reliance on its financial sector post-Brexit

Groomer found the pet sematary…

Brit here - I’m the only one I know that does this! Love American rap, so that’s where I picked it up from…

Church the cat