April Fools should remain canceled until the financial terrorists are behind bars
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What's up with all the lawyers suddenly?
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When you follow your heart, love is the answer
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SEC Alert! Chair Gary Gensler: "I am pleased to support the President’s FY 2024 request of $2.436 billion for the SEC, to put us on a better track for the future" "FY 2023 funding for the first time brought the agency’s staffing back above where we were seven years ago."
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For an especially amazing showing.
I can't help but look.
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When you follow your heart, love is the answer
Listen, get educated, and get involved.
- By - Dismal-Jellyfish
GameStopNFT on twitter
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Can't stop seeing stars
Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.
*Lowers face into palm*
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- By - 4four7
If there are 197,000 shareholders reported....
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- By - Tomato-Jealous
They Are Always Watching Us, Everything You Say Here Is Being Watched Among Other Places Like This As Well. Any Trust Me Bro Leak Is Watched As Well.
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Jimmy Crackhead: GameStop is not really a stock
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What Are You Plotking Now Ken? There Is A Long List Of Who's Who That Arrived In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico But This One Is The Most Interesting (Others Were Banks)
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You know who’s been right every day for the past 84 years?
MOASS tomorrow?
The transfer agent knows how many shares are registered to Cede & Co. But only Cede & Co knows the full tangled web of (multiple) ownership of each share.
A bunch of lawyers trying to reassure us that, no, the change in language is completely benign and that there is nothing nefarious going on.
Dang, here comes the dip again. Raining on our heads like a chance to buy. Raining on our heads like another chance to buy low.
I want to buy in the open market.
I want a GT3 as well but idk what color lol
Get on the Configurator and choose PTS (Paint to Sample).
Each share held at DTCC could very well have multiple owners due to short selling, so even though the float may be “locked” there would still be some sells from those multiply-owned shares at DTCC.
That’s it I’m investing in p0rnhub now that viewership is going to go through the roof with the SEC’s new budget!
Eh? Earning was reported already.
Nice
Hey, it's hard to keep track of subs when one is an ape with very little brain ʕ •́؈•̀)
quelle surprise 🤷 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The burger. She's nothing!
They printed the last paper cert 84 years ago, fren.
I’ve got two accounts … sorry to lower that number even more 🤪
Watch my metaphorical middle finger carefully: fuck you, pay me. I’m not leaving.
I’m gonna Power Nap right through it 🤣
lets be real, neither of you know what's happening
One of them will be right
I never knew Donald Duck could move markets 🤷🏻♂️
This should be a shitpost at best.
At best? The bar will have been lowered for shitpost 😑
If you only had to file SEC reports for direct registered stock, no one would have to make reports. Institutions aren't going to be directly registered as it would extremely hamper their ability to loan out their shares and do general institution things.
My vested RSUs that were handled by computershare were under my name.
I took an ancestry DNA test about 3 years ago and it connected me with everyone who shared 50% of my DNA. One of them reached out to me and told me everything and invited me to the group chat!
Sounds almost like a Secret Society 😄
One based on genetics! What could go wrong?
I want my Mini Me 🤣
Hilarious!
My only “problem” is they look right on the driver side but they look goofy like they’re going the wrong way on the passenger side.
Perhaps you’re only allowed to look at it from the Best Side™️
Is Gabe still selling that hp printer? After he jacked the hornets from MJ.
That printer gave birth to millions of GME short …
Ken wants his money back NOW!
Thank you. I’ve been debating learning Python and hoping to get a job doing something in tech. Would be great to work from home or anywhere really.
You have to take a two-pronged approach. Tech can pay handsomely (but keep in mind a lot of tech companies have laid off a lot of their workers — there will be a lot of talents flooding the market making this process slow and painful).
Honestly for now, swallow your pride and work in service industry. I know it sucks but at least it pays and with decent tips from well-heeled areas you could do well. My kids make about $25-30/hour with tips waiting at a Thai restaurant. Long hours.
BRICS Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa. Many other countries are already on board with them, and yep it will be an asset backed currency. PetroDollar is already dead. Dollar will hit hyperinflation really quickly when things start to move, and then the dollar's replacement will come (cum) to save the day.... I'm seeing some pushback on US CBDC, but i doubt it will be enough.
Dystopian cyberpunks … we have been training all our lives for this shit 🤣
Get fiat currency and turn it into land quickly. Land and time are the real assets. Those are the things they aren’t making more of.
Defend that land like it’s gold … actually better than gold because you can’t eat gold but you can eat most things that grow on said land.