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  1. Then turn away mumbling about "fuckwits and crackheads.. Fucken junkies the whole bloody lot"

  2. 🎵 I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.....🎵

  3. He legit only plays boot scootin boogie with the windows down and the speakers blown

  4. Upsetting? yes absolutely, but ...unexpected...? Really?

  5. I'll be back later to view the comments. It's always fascinating to hear how Christians rationale things like starving children and debilitating deadly diseases or anything else that they can't blame on "free will".

  6. They'd better have kept his ass off the stage then. There's not enough money or alcohol in the world that would make me want to fight or even come close to offending that walking, talking, basket weaving tragedy waiting to happen.

  7. Here’s the thing, a random person walks into a restaurant and said “im going to blow up your bathroom”, what do those people think. It’s literally yelling fire in the theater. It could cause panic. I know the guy didn’t mean he going blow up the bathroom, but others don’t.

  8. It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.

  9. Call Berkshire Hathaway, and ask for recommendations for lawyers and accountants.

  10. Get on top and ride his cock, you'll be able to control how fast and how deep you go at one time. Go very slow, and don't try to force anything. Try using some toys during foreplay, that range from small to large, and try to work your way up to taking his cock. Once you feel confident you can go further, lean back on your hands and push your belly forward. Relax, and try to find an angle that is comfortable, that still rides that line between pain and pleasure.

  11. Is that a KKK member sticking a palm tree into someone’s orifice?

  12. It's a KKK member handing flowers to someone sitting on a palm tree on the side of a cliff.

  13. Nice profile pic. Did a double take as I didn't remember commenting on this post🤣

  14. Can you imagine the backsplash from something going that fast?

  15. Weird my check engine light won't go off, I'll just pull out the bulb that'll fix it.

  16. I dunno, If I had to get a blowjob from a fish (like if I lost a bet or something), I could think of

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