Caught my chef dipping cold chicken strips in caviar today.
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My dad made me take pics 4 his dating websites, here’s him yelling at me while striking a sexy pose.
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Can't stop seeing stars
Call an ambulance, I'm laughing too hard.
When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.
Laugh like a supervillain
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When you follow your heart, love is the answer
A golden splash of respect
For an especially amazing showing.
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Gary Busey at a St. Patrick’s Day parade in Hot Springs, AR
Shower them with laughs
That's a little funny
I'm catching the vibration
I can't help but look.
Did somebody say 'Murica?
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Did someone say... cake?
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Hmmm
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Hit & Run - Saddle Creek & Emile (If you are/know the victim, DM me and I'll provide the raw video)
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Then turn away mumbling about "fuckwits and crackheads.. Fucken junkies the whole bloody lot"
Surely it can't be the whole bloody lot.
It might have been Tom Scott.
"The most dangerous stretch of water in the world"
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Sex and the star spangled banner.
That is the epitome of "Ghetto fabulous"
Are we sure it's a door?
How can a door be a jar?
He legit only plays boot scootin boogie with the windows down and the speakers blown
Get that man a copy of Eliminator.
I'd have gone to the DMV and paid the $50 for new plates.
FKM-USK
Very creative. Good job. /s
Who shit in your cheerios?
Upsetting? yes absolutely, but ...unexpected...? Really?
He died the way he lived, with animals in his heart.
I'll be back later to view the comments. It's always fascinating to hear how Christians rationale things like starving children and debilitating deadly diseases or anything else that they can't blame on "free will".
"GoD hAs A pLaN"
God is not Genie
You're right. Genies aren't omnipotent.
we played an outdoor event in Santa Monica.
They'd better have kept his ass off the stage then. There's not enough money or alcohol in the world that would make me want to fight or even come close to offending that walking, talking, basket weaving tragedy waiting to happen.
Instead of popo they’re the poopoo?
The poopoopopo.
Here’s the thing, a random person walks into a restaurant and said “im going to blow up your bathroom”, what do those people think. It’s literally yelling fire in the theater. It could cause panic. I know the guy didn’t mean he going blow up the bathroom, but others don’t.
It isn't a difficult metaphor to figure out.
Just some dudes raw dawgin life
Fuck that.
Just wake up op. Please wake up.
It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.
Call Berkshire Hathaway, and ask for recommendations for lawyers and accountants.
Get on top and ride his cock, you'll be able to control how fast and how deep you go at one time. Go very slow, and don't try to force anything. Try using some toys during foreplay, that range from small to large, and try to work your way up to taking his cock. Once you feel confident you can go further, lean back on your hands and push your belly forward. Relax, and try to find an angle that is comfortable, that still rides that line between pain and pleasure.
Perhaps send this to Omaha Scanner on Facebook.
I was sooooo expecting that to blow up in his dumbass face.
Handcuffs. Better (comfier) ways to be restrained.
Like fuzzy handcuffs.
Is that a KKK member sticking a palm tree into someone’s orifice?
It's a KKK member handing flowers to someone sitting on a palm tree on the side of a cliff.
Nice profile pic. Did a double take as I didn't remember commenting on this post🤣
Shalom
IT'S THE RISE OF THE GODDAMN MACHINES!
Can you imagine the backsplash from something going that fast?
A welcome comfort after such an ordeal.
Weird my check engine light won't go off, I'll just pull out the bulb that'll fix it.
Just cover it with electrical tape.
That's a queen ant.
You can tell it's a queen ant because of the way it is.
Forbidden fleshlight
I dunno, If I had to get a blowjob from a fish (like if I lost a bet or something), I could think of
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