Racist fan throws a banana at Dani Alves (meant to say he is a monkey) while he was taking a penalty corner. Dani, without missing a beat, just eats the banana and carries on. Barcelona scored on that corner kick.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
I needed this today
For an especially amazing showing.
- By - Lostwanderer000
HEY! .....Screw you!
I'm catching the vibration
ARGH!
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - Razzy194
Has anyone ever seen this before? Found it in an attic box. Can’t seem to find any others online.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - Laddie2baddie
This puts a smile on my face
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
I'm in this with you.
When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.
- By - No-Watch-6575
I know I'm not the only one. Am I right?
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
- By - damagedgoodz99824
That’s what he gets for a hand ball
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - St0pX
There isn’t one.
Star stuff sounds fun!
Individual atoms of matter have no central nervous system to experience fun or any other emotional response. Sorry.
Tell him his persistence turns u on and he'll surely go away
“Haggling prices makes me soooooo horny!”
I suppose it could’ve been worse.
fuckyouinparticular
Red Green
I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair was perfect. Bip!
she was Nona in Pete & Pete, and Harriet in The Spy.
Judging by the comments so far, I’m the only one who remembers her being Buffy’s little sister.
Harriet got hot in that movie
Dawn did, too.
It was a running joke at my work about how the work phone never went in my house.
I reached a point at my last job where I left my work phone at work. I was a supervisor, so my boss wasn’t pleased by this at all. I was also hourly, which means that I was only a supervisor when I was on the clock.
I think you mean salary
No, I meant hourly. I was paid by the hour. I’m pretty sure I know how I was paid for 8 years. Thanks for your input, anyway, Mr. Know-It-All.
Biking to 7-11 to get cigarettes for Mom
“For Mom.”
onejob
Would not Spreit be the phonetic spelling in German? If my HS German does not fail me Sprite would be pronounces spreeta
My thoughts, also.
Comrade, would you like some WOdKa
In German (and Dutch) W is pronounced the way V is in English.
I had one!
It probably belongs here, and stop calling me Shirley.
Some month after 9/11 I was in Birmingham, UK for a trade show. At the last day of the show I decided to take a taxi to the airport together with an American colleague. The first taxi available had a Sikh driver and the American guy refused to step in because he was afraid of a "guy with that towel on his head".
Easy way to explain it to Americans: Sikhs are the 7-11 people; Muslims are the 9/11 people.
“Upspeak” irritates the cowboy shit out of me. I’m embarrassed that the younger end of my generation started that annoying shit.
Terry is the reason we can’t have nice things.
Fuck Terry.
nobody likes a smart ass
The opposite is true, though. Nobody likes a dumbass.
I don't know if I received this one from the culture or not, but "Never go to bed angry."
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
kidsarefuckingstupid
What, no Andes Nutz jokes in the comments?
Monica sucks.
Fuck Monica.
I’m 56. Anyone under 40 is a kid to me.
This is an amazing ad for Uber and Lyft.
Please don't use ride share companies for emergency rides to hospitals
Taxis are also a cost-effective alternative.
All of them. Also, the reason behind every rule was, “Because I said so.”
I used this on my kids, with the added point “…and that’s a good enough reason”. They hated it. And are quite sure they will use it with their kids too 😄
Don’t be so sure. This is precisely why I didn’t pull that shit with my own kids. It’s also why I’ve had authority issues my whole life.
Having never seen this movie, I’d just assume that guy is a juggalo.
Slavery, rape, kidnapping, and murder.