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While you were panicking and looking at SPY, you may have missed that our old trusty GME bottomed this week on 0 shares to borrow yesterday... looks pretty aggressive

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  1. A ponzi scheme isnt just buying something hoping to sell it to someone else for more money. A ponzi scheme is when new investors constantly have to come in to pay for the profits of the early investors. Theres no actual business behind a ponzi scheme.

  2. Ah yes, OP mixed it up. The Federal Reserve is running the actual Ponzi scheme here.

  3. Who said anything about work from home? Do you usually end you day with your “jumping to conclusions workout” like that? I can’t work from home in my profession and said nothing in my post about it. Maybe next time read the post and don’t make connections that don’t exist.

  4. You said this was a failure of the system to adapt to changing conditions, I say it was an impossible task. There was going to be an aftermath, a cost, to this. No way around it.

  5. We literally put men on the moon but we can’t figure out how to create a safe environment for people to work in? Seriously? Nothing is impossible, especially something like this. It’s about weak willed and small minded leadership. Period.

  6. There's no easy solution here that isnt costing us all a fuck ton of money or lost time. You can't just install HEPA filtered return air HVAC in every building in the country over night.. The cost of that would also be monumental.

  7. I can totally see me going Qd6 with the idea of blundering Nc7 next move

  8. Whoever fights 🤡 markets should see to it that in the process he does not become a 🤡.

  9. Wow that's insane LOL. He must feel so horrible being himself. What a shitty life he must live knowing people literally take what he says and completely does the opposite. Literally so funny to me.

  10. I think you’re gonna get satan’s drill cock instead

  11. We just had a full month of Satan's big gangly swollen red cock candles though

  12. Lovin that i have spy puts and gme calls rn rubs balls for good luck

  13. Yep, arbitrarily drawn lines on a chart never lie

  14. All this shows is that GME was up today. What was your original "current value" after purchase?

  15. What if GME ball shivers are like a primal, contagious phenomenon that exists in our collective subconscious

  16. The pressure/sound wave arrived in ~1.5 seconds. That puts this camera about 500 meters away from the plant. That's a reallll close up shot.

  17. Er... this looks bad, but the upwards spike in 2021 looks like a lot of option buys before no major movement.

  18. Yeap. Total option volume in dollars has gone +300% since 08. $traded in options used to be about 20% of $traded in stocks. Options surpassed stocks in 2021 though, their $volume is now >140% of $volume in stocks.

  19. Woof. Baked in assumptions on baked in assumptions. Good luck.

  20. CFO jumping off a building - didn't strike you as perhaps maybe a little bearish, huh

  21. Implying this dude killing himself has anything to do with the company he's made over 5 million working for since joining under 2 years ago

  22. BBBY executives paid themselves $23.5 million in compensation in 2021.

  23. Some of you guys here are ruthless with the comments. Not to be over sensitive but that’s some ones father, husband, papa etc….#chill 🕊

  24. Maybe I'm cold, but execs gave themselves 8 figures in compensation and pay all while the business was clearly going under... those ppl, they were plundering shareholders and employees.

  25. "When you owe the bank $1000, that's your problem. When you owe the bank $10,000,000, that's the bank's problem."

  26. We all should definitely be voting the inverse of the direction we're betting on with this one in particular.

  27. OP I never do this, I dont give awards ever... but I literally just emptied my award bank on you. Dumped my big load all over this post.

  28. We broke support monthly upward trend Friday. Of course.

  29. ezpz. The friday 8/19 opex was basically one gigantic expiring 1 delta call. lmao.

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