AITA for Accidentally Ruining My Girlfriend's Career?
A smol, delicate danger noodle.
Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back
*Lowers face into palm*
Are you being serious right now?
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You got me stone faced
- By - thomasxd24
WIBTA for not paying for my girlfriend's exterminator.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Are you being serious right now?
- By - exterminatorpay
Quick method for completing Gambler 8 Challenge!
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Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
Show nature some love.
- By - gmnitsua
Does anyone know the lore behind this house?
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - FilipinoCreamKing
AITA For Asking My Friend For a Piece of Chocolate?
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Are you being serious right now?
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- By - squarefloors
AITA for making a harmless joke about my formerly overweight friend?
Are you being serious right now?
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A smol, delicate danger noodle.
*Lowers face into palm*
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
ARGH!
- By - blueisnotcreative
AITA for not keeping up with my wife’s cleaning demands?
I can't help but look.
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- By - amithehubslob
I bought a bottle of wine soon after the min pricing went into effect and didn't notice till I got home that some cheeky f*cker took a swig from the bottle. No it wasn't a leak, the seal was broken and cap screwed on tight. Learn from my mistake. Check your seals and bottles, kids.
Cume as a calmcumber
INFO: were these photos on her personal Instagram? If not, you're definitely the A. But if they were and she had the power to delete them but didn't, ESH.
Holdup…ranch and tacos, I’m not hating. Just the 1st time I’ve heard that one.
And here I was WTFing over the single cheese slices, I didn't notice the ranch. I'll take 20!
OOP's comment history shows that he's only 15. Bad take, but I'd feel bad making fun of a child.
I wouldn't feel too bad. This is reddit after all. I assume most of the adults here are just a couple 15 year old hiding under a trench coat anyway.
If being removed from the tip pool for a week reduces your hourly rate below min wage, this is highly illegal.
When Lalo reappears from the dead. The candle flickers and he pops up behind Howard. That look of absolute horror on Jim and Kim's faces.
The only reason a 16 year old needs a baby sitter is one of two reasons: either you're sMothering him or you raised an incompetent nitwit. Which one is it? YTA.
I love it. I get to work from home and the job is pretty easy/stress free. But not so boring I'm pulling my hair out.
My bf’s family had beg bugs and I spent spring break with him. He didn’t tell me because he had lived with it so long that he had forgotten about them because his mom never really tried to get rid of them. I brought them back with me and have been struggling to get rid of them ever since. I got rid of them for a bit and then got them right back with one trip. I’m doing a super super thorough clean with our upcoming move.
When you say "our move", does that mean your moving somewhere with your bed bug infested boyfriend? If so, you're going to be battling bed bugs for a very long time. This is your life now.
*mispronounced
Madam Pronounced
Not a dish, but never forget the expresso martini!
At this point, I'm pretty sure they've said eXpresso more than espresso. And every time I'm like... ESSSSSPRESSO!!!
lol, i'M HATING IT IN 2023!
With you... 2 hours in I got 2 out of 3.
Right? That's $240, assuming she's one of the "seven total." I guarantee she didn't spend that much on her ingredients! She's "charging for her time"! Not a friend!
As the host said, "she didn't do this for free!". She blatantly told them her goal was to make money off them. Step 1: make friends. Step 2: host dinner party. Step 3: PROFIT!
I've been out of the restaurant biz nearly 20 years at this point. I was boh anyway so maybe this doesn't apply to me. But please dear God, don't sing to me. I'm an adult. I don't have kids. This would be a nightmare. The only reason I tell a restaurant it's my bday is for the free dessert.
😅
I just open up their rear passenger door and scoot through the car.
I loved Roy Orbison Jr. He gets smashed and the rest of his family/friends were mostly sober. I like the scene where he's laughing at the table and he just let's his drink pour out of his mouth.
Rockstar went through the trouble of animating John and Arthur’s magnificent cake yet didn’t give us many options to see it.
Are we calling "butts" "cakes" now?
Yes.
Does it come from the My Name is Earl episode where the cop lady says, "grab a slice of that butt cake!". I hope so.
Her boss and 13 years her senior and thinks they’re friends! Inappropriate much??
Ahh she just wanted a lil nibble of her special truffle now. Edit: she
OP is a woman though
Ha! I just noticed that. Still super weird tho.
It's YOUR JOB to do the toast!!!
YTA. Literally any time someone makes JuSt a JoKe, they're the asshole. Your jokes suck, dude.
Web workhouse when it was an all night gaming place, with the upstairsupstairs
I've been away from the city for a bit now... West Cork burger closed?! They had the best chips in town! So sad.
Dude. Suck it up and do your job! Your wife works all day AND you expect her to do your job too? What do you bring to the table? I could go on but I don't wanna get banned. Suck it up buttercup.
Not the devil. She said “not that I can get one” regarding abortion. Given everything going on in the states I’m taking this to mean she has little to no access to abortion services. She should have been more open about her feelings to her husband, but it sounds like she’s just in a difficult situation that I certainly don’t envy.
No one's getting an abortion at 8 months unless there's a serious medical issue.
What's in the ramekin?
Hummus
I thought it was the funkiest soft scrambled eggs ever. I love hummus tho. And the halloumi is a nice touch too.
Bathroom sinks with mixer taps.
Dear God do I miss a dill pickle!