For the 8th straight year, I kept track of all the North American professional soccer merch I saw while working in a crowded Florida theme park.
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Did somebody say 'Murica?

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[ Bogert] BREAKING: The Colorado Rapids have acquired winger Kevin Cabral from the LA Galaxy in exchange for $1m GAM, per sources. Cabral, 23, was signed by the Galaxy in 2021 for $5.9m from Valenciennes FC. Cabral had 6g/5a in 61 apps with LAG. The move opens a DP spot for LA.
*Lowers face into palm*
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[Bogert] BREAKING: Eintracht Frankfurt and the Philadelphia Union have an agreement in place for transfer of US wonderkid Paxten Aaronson, per sources. Deal around $4m + add-ons + sell-on %. Aaronson, 19, won Golden Ball at Concacaf U20 championships. Medical + finalizing deal next week.
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[Bogert] Sources: FC Dallas, defender Matt Hedges remain in talks over a restructured contract, but two sides aren't close at the moment. Hedges, 32, is FCD all-time leader in appearances. FCD have a club option for 2023. Nov. 14 is deadline to pick up or decline if no new deal reached.
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Daniel Romano and the Outfit
Scrolled too far for this one
For years now, I have waged a private war against whoever decided that American soccer broadcasts MUST cut away to a closeup of the fourth official holding up a sign with the number of minute of extra time. Regardless of what is happening in the pitch.
1,000 times this!
We'll disagree I guess. Love the place, the food and the proprietors. Never had a bad meal there and I have had many.
It's objectively terrible. I'm sure the people are great but the food is not.
You sir are doing the Lord's work
I love this
Michael Stipe was in it (152). I have to be honest, given some of the ommissions, I was surprised he was.
It's no coincidence their first LP was titled Murmur
Well Colorado since you only paid $1M that means you only get 1 goal and 1 assist.
I'm of two minds here. He basically had to rebuild a group that was completely shattered and devastated by missing the previous cycle.
Yeah poor word choice on my account. I'm not blaming him for not having a 9, I'm blaming him for not tactically dealing with the reality that we have no 9.
Orlando + Felipe is a shithousing duo made in heaven
Let the lamination begin!!!!
That's a whole lotta "45 minutes down, FORTY-FIVE TO GO"
Wow, free agency has really blossomed this year. There are some names on there that would improve any club.
The options at GK alone are pretty incredible
Love the yellow accents and the watermark style stripes...very cool kit
I'd be curious to see what the league avg price per point is and if it differs between east and west
Great idea, thanks. Just added it.
You are awesome, thank you!
DOOP, there it is
So if we don't lose to Violette we get to get knocked out by Leon, very exciting
We should be the Haitians the rest depends on our off-season acquisitions :)
Good for us. He's got pace and decent service but struggles on defense and in front of goal.
The final is obvs #1.
FCD FO deserves a shout for most improved. On the field they went all out for Paulie, Lletget and Velasco. Of the field, the marketing has been good and ticket sales have shown that. Still work to do but they followed through on the #NewEra moniker they went with.
At the risk of sounding too much like "Texas is back" I agree with this "comeback FO of the year" take.
Non-texan here, I respect the 'texas is back' attitude. Run with it. Get hyped!
Well that phrase has a very specific and opposite meaning in regards to the Longhorns....so that's really the risk there.
If this goes to pens, does either team have an edge?
Well, one team has the GK of the year so yes.
Dear Mr. & Mrs. Aaronson:
Narnia FC?
Just go to Micklethwaite's instead. Why anyone would stand in line for 4 hours for BBQ is beyond me.
That’s what everyone seems to think but, as far as I can tell, Nico and his staff really like Jose Martinez. We also have Nkosi Tafari as a promising younger center back. I’m not convinced that the club sees CB as quite as urgent of a need as the fans do.
Letting Hedges go and signing Long wouldn't be bad in terms of drop off in quality....the hit to team leadership on the other hand isn't great but the FCD FO has shown that they could give a shit about locker room unity when there is money to be made (or saved in this case).
We played Tigres around July 2021 IIRC in a friendly. I was super surprised how many fans came out for it. I was at a hotel for a birthday staycation and our whole floor at the Fairmont was Liga MX fans
Idk if it was Tigres or Pumas but I do know this:
Now imagine Hany with a striker who actually scores?