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AITA for forcing my son to use a bidet and threatening to talk to his friends or take him to the doctor about his underwear

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Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back

  1. If the Good Saitama killed the Evil Saitama with one punch and commented at the end that it was the biggest disappointment of his entire life it would be something really funny.

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  2. They already had the chance to do that with Cosmic Garou, but the fight ended up being relatively even.

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  9. Step 1: Convince them the ghost girls will never get laid. Trash their self-esteem to nothing.

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  12. Imagine living on an isolated island with no living beings except you and ants. You spend your whole life with these ants, you know exactly what they can and can't do. Even the ones who surprise you are still ants. Then one day a single ant completely overpowers you and tosses you around like you're not even there. Your brain would not be able to rationalize what you were experiencing.

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  13. Minor nitpick; it’s more like an island of squirrels or dogs; I doubt an ant could cause as much damage to a human as Psykorochi did to Tatsumaki. Other than that, nice analysis.

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  20. Louis C.K.: “I really think it’s crazy that we hit our kids. It really is–here’s the crazy part about it. Kids are the only people in the world that you’re allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They’re the most vulnerable, and they’re the most destroyed by being hit. But it’s totally okay to hit them. And they’re the only ones! If you hit a dog they… will put you in jail for that… You can’t hit a person unless you can prove that they were trying to kill you. But a little tiny person with a head this big who trusts you implicitly, fuck ’em. Who cares? Just… hit–let’s all hit them! People want you to hit your kid. If your kid’s making noise in public, “Hit him, hit him! Hit him! Grrr, hit him!” We’re proud of it! “I hit my kids. You’re damn right I hit my kids.” Why did you hit them? “‘Cause they were doing a thing I didn’t like at the moment. And so I hit them, and guess what? They didn’t do it after that.” Well, that wouldn’t be taking the… easy way out would it? “

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  22. This makes for a badass visual. Years of ass whippings til one day you get a twinkle in your eye and catch the belt in mid air. Killing in the Name starts playing as you go full Ip Man on mom and dad

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  25. Resign, then dig three block wide hellevators around your world’s evil biome, cordoning off the Corruption or Crimson. Ideally, make sure you have molten armor and an obsidian shield, but Meteor Armor + Space Gun or Crimson/Shadow Armor can be workable. The Night’s Edge is the best weapon for this boss as of 1.4.5, but the Minishark, Star Cannon, Cascade, and other Hellstone-tier weapons can be formidable against the Wall of Flesh. Make sure that you have a hellbridge spanning about one third to half of the world length. Be careful that the Wall spawns moving towards the long side of your bridge, lest you meet a fiery doom in the lava below. If your bridge passes through tunnels, the Wall’s vulnerable sections become closer together, but dodging the lasers becomes more difficult, so be careful. Campfires should ideally be strewn across your arena, and any Heart Statues that you have should be used. When you fight the Wall of Flesh, aiming for the eyes is optimal, as they have less defense than the mouth. Do not allow yourself to be passed by the Wall, as it can en passant you, dealing devastating damage. After you have defeated the Wall, you have entered Hardmode, which is denoted by a drastic difficulty increase, so act quickly to obtain new methods of defending yourself. Grab the loot the boss drops; the weapons are usually mediocre, but the Emblem can be helpful, depending on your class. The most important drop from the Wall of Flesh, though, is the Pwnhammer, which allows you to break Demon or Crimson altars, which spawn in new ores upon their destruction, and these ores are crucial to keeping up with Hardmode enemies. If you have been killed by the Wall of Flesh, you will need to wait until a new Guide spawns in to re-fight the boss, as a dead Guide cannot be sacrificed.

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  27. He shouldn’t be. That’s why it makes no sense to have him use the table flip.

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  28. Saitama had lower mobility than Garou in their manga fight, I think the Serious Table Flip was to stop Garou from avoiding his attacks.

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  30. You forgot about dark semen guy, he also was drawn like that iirc

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  33. You can't fool me ik that is just a hyperlink to real scat girls

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  35. Okay but fr though. It’s not as bad as critics make it out to be.

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  36. I feel like most of us that are still here actually like the movie; I thought I was in the minority until recently, so I’m pleasantly surprised.

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  37. is it just me who doesn't want to see this shit while reading one punch man

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  39. yea even disregarding shipping, Fubuki likely tried really hard to come across as friendly as she could in her attempts to sway this man and then hearing that Saitama drops line after line below friend and goes to "Acquaintance" has to be rough as fuck

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  40. Eh, the type of person to steal a line from a manga to try to ruin someone’s day probably doesn’t have many (or any, for that matter) people that would care if they acquaintance-zoned them.

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