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LPT: Check on your friends who just had a baby. Ask if they need company, or anything, really. Keep calling them to social events, even if they are unable to attend for a good few months. Their routine has abruptly changed, hence most "friends" just vanish.

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When you come across a feel-good thing.

Add my power to yours.

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I'm in this with you.

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

*Lowers face into palm*

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a rare taped phone call with Michael Jackson going into detail about his dad

He do be dancing though

I'm genuinely flabbergasted.

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Gives 700 Reddit Coins and a month of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

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This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth


Real Chad

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I really dislike when people leisurely say curse words.

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When laughter meets percussion

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  1. Now post the video where the woman shows up with a new haircut and the chimp rips her face off

  2. Yep. Then half it again the next day. Then again the next day.......

  3. If you didn't then that's more my problem as a writer than you as a reader.

  4. If you think this guys straight line game is strong, you should see his circles!

  5. Again if I were a betting man I would have to put my money on an emergency

  6. You mean how can we survive a Desantis presidency, which is basically Trump 2.0.

  7. Ah, now that’s a beautiful analogy for the human condition- we are but roaches in a jar 🤷🏻‍♂️

  8. The full quote is “Jack of all trades and master of none, but often times better than a master of one.”

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