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  1. My suggestion if you want to be tethered in place from above would be to tie a chest harness and attach that, instead of your collar, to the ceiling.

  2. I heard a lot of guys are getting into edge-ing, but I don't think this is what they meant.

  3. I'd think, since she leaves it out in the open, she either doesn't have company often and forgot it was there, or is confident and comfortable enough with sexuality to not worry if anyone sees her giant dildo.

  4. I haven’t seen the film, but I agree with you. There is no way to over use Danger Zone. You can even play an easy listening elevator music version during love scenes.

  5. Smooth, steamy, saxophone Danger Zone? I can hear it in my head right now.

  6. The very concept that a woman is "pure" until she has sex and is then somehow sullied or dirtied (or whatever derogatory term you want to use) is fucking disgusting and idiotic

  7. So… your saying I should take this lady parking in an absurd way… to my MP? Jfc.

  8. I read something about sharpening pitchforks further up the comment chain. I am sourcing a metal bucket to carry the heated tar. Maybe someone can grab some feathers on our way over to save-on.

  9. I went to get the tar, but they made the bucket smaller, now instead of 20L you only get 16. 😡

  10. I've heard of this dish - the cream of sum yung gai?

  11. This is one of those "hot as a fantasy" ideas that is unsafe in real life.

  12. I'm unsure of the best way to phrase it, or the best time to discus it, or who the onus should be on to initiate the discussion. Honestly though, "I'm trans" pretty much initiates it.

  13. I swear it's Springfield's only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice!

  14. “It's an assonance,” said Eustace. “Don't ask him what an assy-thingummy is,” said Edmund. “He's only longing to be asked.

  15. So... god is what you get from scraping the bottom of the glass barrel? Doesn't sound all that appealing.

  16. You are giving way too much credit to cis males. We pay attention to nothing in the bathroom besides our own business.

  17. And maybe just quickly checking out the dude in the next urinal. For comparison purposes only 😉.

  18. Absolutely off topic but I love your Goku tattoo. Also, is your butt cheek the spirit bomb he's making?

  19. It's like Lionel Hutz's business card:

  20. Mr Hutz, are you aware that you're not wearing pants?

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