OUR Shutdown
Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
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I can’t believe this quote is real, LOL. We really must be under his skin. Why call out Reddit like this if we weren’t winning? (NY Times)
For an especially amazing showing.
Can't stop seeing stars
A glowing commendation for all to see
I'm in this with you.
This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth
When you follow your heart, love is the answer
I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.
I can't help but look.
Beauty that's forever. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins each to the author and the community.
My kindergarten teacher, my cat, my mom, and you.
- By - JoePatowski
You know it, they know it. Shorts never closed. Boom 💥 We ride at dawn.
When you follow your heart, love is the answer
- By - VictoriousVTT
Guy calls into Jim Cramer’s Mad Money and says that “because of him , he bought more GameStop and the Towel Stock , shorts never closed . Boom” 😂😂😂 Shoutout Victor , a man of the people 😂👏🏻👏🏻
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Historical anomaly - greatest in eternity.
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When you follow your heart, love is the answer
I'm catching the vibration
A smol, delicate danger noodle.
Prayers up for the blessed.
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Stop, chill, relax
Innocent laughter
When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.
Legendary level, this award is a no holds barred celebration of something that hits you in the heart, mind, and soul. Some might call it unachievanium. Gives 5,000 Reddit Coins and six months of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.
This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth
Cool to the infinity
When laughter meets percussion
Did somebody say 'Murica?
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I needed this today
A golden splash of respect
A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing
Add my power to yours.
C'est magnifique
I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.
Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.
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When you come across a feel-good thing.
That's a little funny
No matter how hard I try, I'm too shy to confess my love!
Can't stop seeing stars
I'm in this with you.
An amazing showing.
He do be dancing though
Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.
My valentine makes my heart beat out of my chest.
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Listen, get educated, and get involved.
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Laugh like a supervillain
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2000 IQ
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- By - I_Eat_Booty
Gonna go ahead and say there’s a pretty major issue w the US left when life expectancy looks like this and many major left orgs, media outlets, politicians and activists not only have nothing to say about it but are now defending Biden over vulnerable ppl , pls be serious | Julia Marie
- By - RandomCollection
The repairman who turned over Hunter Biden’s laptop and is suing him and others for defamation says he is afraid of being assassinated so he never leaves his house.
That's a little funny
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- By - Visqo
Citadel, Goldman Sachs and Co attack Europes Settlement Discipline Rule. EU Commission and EU Committee ECON want to erase mandatory buy-ins. Only one step ahead and CSDR 909/2014 will become a toothless tiger. Please spread the word about petition 0775/2022!
I'm in this with you.
When you follow your heart, love is the answer
Listen, get educated, and get involved.
When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.
Add my power to yours.
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- By - bellacrema
Trading halts update
I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.
- By - Overall-Address-3446
With all these "technical issues" with NYSE halting 81 stocks, just a reminder that Citadel's Kenneth Griffin is a donor and a HUGE fan of Sen. Kelly Loeffler, who coincidentally is married to the chairman of the NYSE, Jeffrey Sprecher. You Can't Make This Shit Up!!!
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- By - StonkCobain
S3a HenBeeSea Releases ANOTHER vague poor explanation update from the NYSE. Something crazy is going on in the background.
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- By - Borkery
Tell me you have never traded pennystonks without telling me. Endless reverse splits AKA unmitigated dilution.
Ahh, Investorshub, a lawless Myspace era message board where any hedgie asshole can post whatever they want, with zero repercussions.
How the hell did we open at 3.6, when we ended at like 3.35 in after hours?
Ahem... remind me what the floor is at again?
Prison floor
Omg... he just gave us power. Holy shyte guys... acknowledgement like this is validation. Period.
Positive thoughts? I had assumed me dumping my life savings and every paycheck into GME and shilling the stock to everyone I know were clear indicators of my positive outlook on the company.
Only question now is hold or hodl 🫃🏻
i will hobl
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We need a next gen Soul Train. With zero corporate influence. By the people, for the people.
Best DD all day.
Jim Cramer hate towards retail is like J Jonah Jameson to Spider-man. Very similar if you think about it.
BRING ME SNAPSHOTS OF REDDIT THREADS!!!
The girl buried in her tablet trying to ignore him is what makes this so real
I decided a year ago my first tattoo will be the image I'm currently using for my profile pic. Except I want the computershare ring to be the GameStop power button logo.
ItS tEh LoNg CoViD
I never leave my house either.
Sounds like you are almost fully vaccinated
Every single person who comments on that subreddit is an insufferable government loyalist assclown.
"mandatory buy-ins are extremely dangerous to our markets."
"False news is extremely dangerous to our democracy."
Good bot
Blood for the gratitude god
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Blursday
Ah, a fellow Flurbsian.
Omg. Fines down the road? Large fines? No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Only thing OP got wrong is that Reddit is NOT anonymous. President of Reddit said based on their surveillance of user’s posts they can predict the next time you will order Chinese food.
Which is why I don't bother trying to be anonymous. Let that shit fly. Own who you are.
Fuck yeah bro screenshotted this one
Damn, I just missed it
When the most punchable face on muh Fox Nooz speaks more truth than anyone on CNN... You might be living in a circus.
shorts are banking on bankruptcy. if it goes bankrupt, then these rates don't matter.
That's funny, cause I'm banking on shorts' bankruptcy
We had 3 days of volatility the only difference was it was due from going from $1 to $5 I believe it was a fake run to confuse people. It looks like it’s the first leg up before the rip, they won’t be able to get the shares back unless it goes over $15-20$ at this point. They can stay on regsho and let ctbs stack up or they face another GME 2.0, they can pump it up though by this week or next and kill it again. It’s hard to say anything can happen as of now. Trade accordingly I have no clue what happens next.
"I have no clue what happens next"
Is she still a senator after the blatant insider trading in 2020? Wtf?
Cyber attack, fire in the server room, look over there
Eyes! Look at me, here--NO NO DON'T LOOK THERE--Eyes! Look over here!