MalekethsGhost

Wasn't one thing, it was years of things all piled up

He came back because you let him

This is the way

This is a truly depressing stat

Guys will literally say anything to get a bj

Reading these responses, no wonder half you dudes have problems getting it up. You refuse to enforce basic standards of beauty.

Unclean

Haram

Sometimes the cat comes, and sometimes it ignores me. Have had cats where it worked really well though.

That we are all the same

Not a fan of last-minute dance recitals

She is an adult

"How to manipulate women" by Pat Sajak

If you were my son I’d risk the child abuse charge and beat you with a flip flop in front of your friends at Walmart just to make sure you never got laid.

Lol, the marine doesn't understand jokes. Go eat some crayons 🖍

You said spurt, lol

Probably because you put thought into the ad and there was a bunch of steps. Delete is a single button so it is much faster.

Expensive cologne

Women are so evil that they have to bleed once a month to get some of that evil out. You know, the truth.

These are the questions

Probably pretty dense since you can turn them into gold

I would climb a tree

In a public place right now, only 20% have beards

Your mom seemed to care last night, but that is what the extra $ gets you.

Belt matches shoes

Report to police, this is a crime.

A penis

In frames

I just told them to close their eyes, lol. Idk aliens was shown to then at around 9 or 10. Jaws earlier than that.

Phone calls would be very one-sided, I guess.