1. Are the idiots going to come out and put Joe Biden "I did that!" stickers on it now?

  2. you know the other day I was out playing golf, having a really tremendous time, playing probably one of the best games of my life, way way under Par, and then I see someone coming up, they hand me a paper. "I hate to do this to you, Sir, but I just thought you should know."

  3. Glorious. I can practically see his hands doing that accordion thing.

  4. “I’ve never wished death on anyone, but I have read some obituaries with great satisfaction” Mark Twain

  5. If he's offering $1000 for a book report, I'll highlight the shit out of whatever book he hands me and make up whatever nonsense he hopes to see.

  6. How else could someone like Trump win the popularity contest to "run" the country? Only in a land of morans who need nothing more than to get a brain.

  7. I hate all the titles of these fucking lunatics. “CEO in Mom” , entrepreneur coach, spiritual life guide. So many of these fuckers are unemployed wannabe’s. It’s annoying

  8. Wow. "Hey folks, we're so sorry but the owners of this place who's liquor you're buying has refused to pay us, so we gotta go". Can't say I have ever seen that happen before.

  9. Jacob Stein, American Federation of Musicians.

  10. Middletown here. This storm just annihilated my back yard. Half a tree down, branches everywhere, patio furniture scattered, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

  11. If I can hear you eating, then know I've fantasized about your death.

  12. Imagine Dragons on the hits channels.

  13. I hate Imagine Dragons with the intensity of 1000 white hot suns.

  14. I sound like Bernie here but taking money out of politics would solve most problems.

  15. I have non-American friends and work with college students from just about every country there is. When asked what the weirdest thing they've noticed about America, the usual answer is some variation of "your government representatives are openly bribed".

  16. You want to stop all the violence, make being a bad parent illegal.

  17. "livefreeordie83" sounds like the kind of username that a Russian would make up in an attempt to portray a hard-right nutcase on an online forum.

  18. I'm just old enough to have had an elderly kindergarten teacher who was not about to abide left handed children in her classroom. I vividly recall having a pencil yanked from my left hand, roughly thrust into my right and my fingers manipulated to hold the pencil "with the correct hand".

  19. “A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.”

  20. Probably Kurt Cobain. I was 16 at the time, in a band and I lived and breathed music. I really felt that one. David Bowie's death was a close 2nd.

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