Wouldn't it be really funny if Margit would gently pin you down (with consent) on the grass in Leyndell, no sex, just battling, and when your faces touch giving him a quick peck on the lips before he murders you and goes to train the Night Cavalry wouldn't that be absolutely hilarious though haha
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pro strats
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I was just following Dr Marshall's advice why are you all horrified?
A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing
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I know that they are all sapient creatures and not just animals, and technically made out of computer data and therefore capable of looking like pretty much anything, but I've always been more of a fan of the monstruous side of the designs, like Kabuterimon or Greymon.
Isn‘t Ophanimon like at least 5-6m tall?
😳
Games Workshop is gonna sue
But these aren't Cherubs, they're Cherroboths. Legally distinct (and copyright-able).
Have you seen a human? No tail, pinchy grabbers, eats pretty much anything.
Vulkan and Konrad Kurze.
Why are you running? Why are you running?
They "accidentally" released it too early and in the wrong country. If you read the article, they still plan to use it on us if the South America test run goes well.
I don't think it will, me mateys
Only if it's with those big-ass feet.
Did anyone who upvote understood what he means ? 😂
The flow of lore is convoluted.
Smile for the camera!
Itll be like the fourth season of Attack on Titan
No, I don't want that!
Poggers
What the hell is a "Dark Souls themed blowjob"?
They "touch the darkness within you" with their hand during it.
Or
Or
Top comment asking the real questions.
Does she like to cuddle (sex is scary but I like hugs)
Mood, tbh
Yee-Caw!
Moto Moto, is that you?
Prices rise over time through something "inflation".
But think about the share holders!
"What about my uncle? Did you give him a chance?"
"The epitome of martial excellence isn't winning every battle, but winning without fighting."
It's kind of like asking if a waiter and a waitress are the same thing, but the difference is countries instead of gender.
AFAB (Assigned Finnish At Birth)
Don't call yourself an astronaut if you've never went to a star
Elden Ring fan: "Finger Maidens? I barely know 'em!"
Redditors here will literally admit to ridiculously personal things purely because it's relevant or funny
I also choose this redditor's dead wife.
Yes (not native English)
PENTACAMPEÃO 🇧🇷 NÚMERO UM ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
What kind of monster links to not just one, but 5 TV Tropes pages?
Where's Urday and why do girls there have multiple dicks
Shark girls.