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well that escalated quickly

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Short kings, RISE UP!

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This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

I needed this today

Let's sip to good health and good company

To the MOON.

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Add my power to yours.

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This hits me right in the feels

An amazing showing.

Extra life

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Can't stop seeing stars

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

I'm in this with you.

When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

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Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

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stfu

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To do some pull-ups.

*Lowers face into palm*

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Call an ambulance, I'm laughing too hard.

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  1. Regular guy here - don’t self identify as “alpha” and can confirm I know how to boil water.

  2. But if you were alpha you could use your alpha powers to make women cook and clean for you

  3. The biggest asshole I ever worked with, who admonished me for doing things like not dressing up for work to sit by myself in a cubicle and never talk to anyone, once demanded I help him photocopy his driver's license.

  4. My coworkers aren’t assholes, but I did have to print something out for them off the new printer this week.. twice.

  5. Currently 7 months pregnant and still squatting and deadlifting with the barbell :D (this is not me, but this lady is 9 months pregnant here)

  6. My wife lifted her normal heavy weights during pregnancy. Maybe just luck of the draw, but her pregnancy and delivery was easy AF (her words). Good on you and good luck with the rest of your pregnancy 💪

  7. Sorry, disagree. Life is supposed to be inclusive, this sub is about jokes. Not every joke will be your cup of tea, but I doubt the intention is often to berate and exclude.

  8. Boom! The proper response would have been to create a meme that makes fun of men, that are funny, because it’s true.

  9. Obviously not the issue. We all know that men don't train legs

  10. You are what you eat, so I eat heavy weight equipment

  11. That only adds up to 99. Even without counting you can see that there’s three odd numbers, meaning the sum will also be odd.

  12. Serious answer.. fitness isn’t complicated but it is.. kind of like a golf swing seems basic but has a lot of different ways to mess it up.

  13. I've been a PT for seven years and I have clients (and their relatives) that have been with me for those seven years simply because I'm the only one they've found who explains them how to train.

  14. Absolutely, there’s lots of reasons to use a PT.. accountability, motivation, ease of not having to program. That’s the kind of training I’d like to do, but too nervous to walk away from stability.

  15. Happiness does not come from tren. Insomnia, sweats, blood pressure and more come from tren.

  16. When you were born, your mamas rolled you in maple syrup to make you sweet

  17. I remember playing Pokémon silver when I was younger and trying for literal months to find the rainbow wing to get into Tin/Bell tower in Ecruteak only to one day talk to a random NPC in pewter city and get it. I don't think I will ever recreate that feeling of wonder. Or fumbling around in the Whirl Islands trying to get to Lugia.

  18. Not exactly your comment, but before widespread internet I remember reading about Pokémon blue and red in Nintendo Power magazine. I thought the game looked amazing, was going to be huge, so I preordered it from the game store. When I picked it up, there was no lines or people in and out of the store, I asked the clerk and he said I was the only one who preordered it. I wish I bought stock in whoever I should’ve back then

  19. Imagine how hard someone would be cancelled if they made a video like this talking about fat people.

  20. I do know this is a tested event.

  21. You know there’s an entire documentary about Russians successfully doping and cheating for the Olympics right? Tested doesn’t always mean free from steroids, and these guys are not.

  22. From a guy who spends waaaaaaaaaay too much time on Reddit, this was literally the funniest thing I’ve read on here in a while. I’d give you multiple awards for this if I had em

  23. All I can picture is the Dave Chapelle skit where he says he sprinkles diamonds on everything he eats because it makes his dookie twinkle

  24. It’s like claiming to be really good at math because you know how to google the answer

  25. That's half of the work I do in IT lol I just got good at googling

  26. I used to be in software development. At least half of “my code” has come from the internet

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