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You're baking cookies in your stick fort outback when a flock of birds crash into your fortress and destroy everything. What do you do? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 21 hours ago
You wake up in a tent that's floating down on a canoe in the middle of the ocean during a tropical storm. What do you do to survive? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 21 hours ago
If you could have permanently changed your name to anything when you were a kid. What would you now be known as? By - Popular-Attempt7976 21 hours ago
What's something that can make you go from rock hard to limp in a matter of moments? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 21 hours ago
You're eating bacon in front of the mirror while you stare at your body digesting the food. What's going through your mind? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 22 hours ago
You accidentally swallow a watermelon seed and start to grow a watermelon inside of your belly. What's your plan to survive? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 1 day ago
What animal do you think would be terrifying if it had human intelligence? By - Notorious_frank0 1 day ago
You're eating dinner with your partner's family for the first time when their mom gives you "the look" and winks. What do you do? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 1 day ago
You're eating an ice cream cone in the shower when you hear your landline phone ringing from the basement. What do you do? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 1 day ago
How would life be different if people could only walk/run backwards? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 2 days ago
You decide to take her to the carnival for Valentine's Day when afterwards she informs you that she's leaving you to join the carnies. What do you do? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 2 days ago
You're eating a cup of nacho cheese for dinner when your pet turkey bursts into the kitchen and gobbles it up. What do you do? By - FiveDollarRimjobs 2 days ago
With M&M’s spokescandies on ‘indefinite pause,’ Maya Rudolph is ‘thrilled’ to be taking over By - shadowdra126 4 days ago
When I had Spider-Man in the palm of my hands, but then had my glider pierced me in the abdomen. Reply
Arrested Development seasons 1 through 3 are amazing. I still enjoyed seasons 4 and 5 but they weren't as good Reply
Thanks for understanding and not feeling attacked. Some people lose their shit when I point out an issue with their favourite game and say it’s not my thing. Reply
A stick figure
Optimus Prime
It was me Doug. I drank your milkshake
I bring my batman plushie with me as a wingman and then proceed to dance alone drunk
When I had Spider-Man in the palm of my hands, but then had my glider pierced me in the abdomen.
Damn you I was about to say this
A half eaten bowl of mac and cheese
Arrested Development seasons 1 through 3 are amazing. I still enjoyed seasons 4 and 5 but they weren't as good
I cried when my playable character died at the end of Pokemon Red
Mosquitos
I take bubble baths
Chicken Wings
OP himself/herself
I do envy people who can play a game despite its bugs. I just can’t seem to enjoy it.
That's fair. I'm sorry
Thanks for understanding and not feeling attacked. Some people lose their shit when I point out an issue with their favourite game and say it’s not my thing.
It's all good, friend
Or the theater one where they're strapped to a rocket
I used to go to the movie theater so often that that rocket one is burned into my brain