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  1. I bring my batman plushie with me as a wingman and then proceed to dance alone drunk

  2. When I had Spider-Man in the palm of my hands, but then had my glider pierced me in the abdomen.

  3. Arrested Development seasons 1 through 3 are amazing. I still enjoyed seasons 4 and 5 but they weren't as good

  4. I do envy people who can play a game despite its bugs. I just can’t seem to enjoy it.

  5. Thanks for understanding and not feeling attacked. Some people lose their shit when I point out an issue with their favourite game and say it’s not my thing.

  6. I used to go to the movie theater so often that that rocket one is burned into my brain

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