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Wait, so reddit's going to become like youtube?? 🗿

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You got me stone faced

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Thanks for the advice

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This psychotic shit

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What’s a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for?

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  1. I always answer these and pretend to be old and confused keep them on the phone as long as possible and tie up some resources. I don’t have a good sample size but I feel like it has reduced spam calls over all.

  2. I am trapped in a burning building when a big sweaty fireman carries me out of a burning building, lays me on the sidewalk, and I think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of me, and the last sensation that I feel before I die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto my popped out eyeball

  3. Youtube has gone from the occasional skippable ad, to skippable ad every other video, to unskippable ads, to mid rolls, to double ads, to double unskippables. It’s becoming unwatchable, def watch less YouTube because of it

  4. The YouTube algorithm is trainable, one unskippable ad and I am done for the day, i only get ads I can skip every other video or so and never a double ad.

  5. Some rich pukes are trying to get richer by damaging the environment. Same old song sung a slightly different way

  6. Kyrsten Sinema is only 45...

  7. I must be missing something or corporations are really out of touch. No one I know is going to put money from their three jobs into the digital equivalent of shiny glass beads, and I was a sucker who played magic the gathering for years.

  8. Is it just me or has there been an uptick in mediocre commercials being posted on this sub?

  9. I saw a disturbing looking Alexa with limited dance moves and the ghost of a small child trapped in it. I don’t understand what the people in the video were getting excited about.

  10. We are to believe this monkey is still somehow worth $3000?

  11. So if I screen shot this image did I just steal 3000$ or 300,000$ I need to know, for a friend.

  12. If only that chick that made eye contact with me at the mall that one time would check missed connections i know wed be together

  13. You can also dodge the bullet after you hear the bang.

  14. If your standing in a concrete silo a few miles tall and someone shoots the gun up you can. Or if they are shooting a large caliber rifle at you and your at the bottom of a swimming pool…. Other than that I think your spot on.

  15. Research a skyhook or other realistic orbital assist, cure global hunger for a few years, buy a small house, than go back to school.

  16. There is a non-zero chance an asteroid shaped like a grand piano is in route right now

  17. I’m sorry but I feel it’s really unfair to exclude the billionaire class from this don’t they need a union too? I mean legally because money = free speech the more billionaires we help the more freedom is protected.

  18. Hey pal, just blow in from stupid town?

  19. Satire : the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues ;-)

  20. Give all of American to Canada we get free health care and maple syrup? Not seeing a downside

  21. I think you mean, no Capitalist Economy, not "no economy at all". As soon as you trade a neighbor, you have an Economy. And its purpose is to help facilitate people. The current system is broken because it uses people to benefit the economy, when it is supposed to be the other way around.

  22. But how can I get to pretend I own everything and have my smallest whim find purchase in reality if you guys don’t use money!?

  23. Even his creator has said so, and it's why he wears pants unlike most cartoon characters.

  24. I love the mythos, El-ahrairah sneaking into Noah’s “floating hutch” had me rolling… every time I pictured El-ahrairah I couldn’t get bugs bunny out of my head

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