EssexDan




Hi, I'm an ape that made a few of the GME Trailers over the past year. Given all the chaos that's coming our way, I thought a few of you might appreciate a 15 minute HYPE Trailer to pass the time. And as always 🚀 Hedgies r fuk 🚀 BUY - HOLD - DRS 🚀 No Dates 🚀

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  1. It reinforces some of the DD that was done well over a year ago saying this would happen and so gives greater credibility to the other DD that had been produced.

  2. I would if I knew how but can’t copy from the app. Does this link to the bbc article work?

  3. Does this guy have a tokface channel? I’d like to follow him!

  4. Holy fuck, who buys any of the shit this Coke head puts out anymore? Does he read the papers upside down?

  5. Sometimes I Just think the rich are like 'fine, you're going to take our money via gme, let's crank up everything else and get that money and more back as people get used to the new cost of living via hypernormalisation'

  6. If we don’t get your money one way, we’ll just think of another!

  7. Thank you, appreciate it 👍🏻 So it basically needs to finish over 150?

  8. Really? That’d be amazing! Would love to see some fireworks even if not the MOASS. Just wanna see those hedgies hurt with that borrow rate! 😈

  9. Seems like Ken flew overseas to get some Oligarch money to buy it from a Russian Oligarch on a Russian Oligarch’s behalf.

  10. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets

  11. … follows up tomorrow with a tweet saying just ‘R’ and on Friday with “fuk”. Twatter implodes on itself, GME moons, stock markets ‘correct’ and it’s all blamed on Russia’s invasion of Ukraine🍆✊🏻💦

  12. It’s my cake day, so based on thousands of hours of statistical analysis, I think I’ll hodl!

  13. I put sex and eroticism because Titties be jacked all up in here

  14. Good shout, I can’t get it to go down. Worried it might be permanent until the MOASS 😂

  15. Would love to see HOOD on here for comparison 🤣🤣🤣

  16. Yeah it's bad. Apparently I'm middle class working two jobs but I still really feel the inflation every month looking at my bank account.

  17. I caught khazak oil riots where people are dead and the internet is turned off.

  18. That was apparently the government removing the LPG price cap and solving it by sending in soviet troops to kill protestors on site.

  19. Can anyone help? Do I need to convert my gbp into usd in order to buy GME on IBKR? I have settled cash in gbp, but I can’t place an order for GME. Worried I’ll lose in converting the currency in advance.

  20. Idiot question of the day from a uk based ape. Does anyone know why I have to place a market order on IBKR as opposed to just placing a buy order and immediately buying the stock? If I try and place a buy order it doesn’t allow me to click on the GME ticker. Is this because my account is in gbp?

  21. I may have been early, but I wasn’t wrong!

  22. the fact that you labeled this shitpost means it's almost certainly legit

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