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  1. Talked shit about another girl (who was lovely) in order to try and gain my approval.

  2. Gym keeps the eating disorder from getting too out of hand. Can’t risk restricting too much, or I’ll lose the gains - I am v glad I got into it. (While also being excellent motivation to get enough sleep to maximise gains.)

  3. I’d suggest that it does impact a person’s ability to do their job. Obviously not in all cases, but it does speak to someone’s character, and if someone is able to spin a web of lies in order to cheat, they may well adopt similar behaviour at work.

  4. Exactly. A lack of moral fibre is probably not isolated to the persons sexual choices.

  5. I'm really girly and sweet looking with a feminine bisexual gaze style (including personality), plus I have a strong sense of self, so I find that killing them with kindness works best for me, especially around areas I frequent (work, hobby circles) since I have a good reputation from being kind in passing. Kill em with kindness, move in silence works best for me. With time I either I end up successfully charming them or they progressively look crazy/mean by having problems with me so they become a non issue lol Edit: would say I have been unconsciously doing this for all of my adult life. I've always been on the quieter side & have just allowed my actions & gestures to speak for itself, which I think is more noticed & appreciated by people around me (except pickmes/insecure women because it drives them crazy, but not my problem). I also stay out of workplace politics, just get my money and headout.

  6. 😂 hardcore relate. Mommy step on my throat energy. Do you have mother issues too?

  7. Exactly lol, I’ve seen too much bullshit when men think no one is watching. I’ve yet to see women act in such disgusting and dehumanising ways.

  8. THE TWO RANDOM SPANISH GIRLS IN THIS GYM BITCHING ABOUT ME. IM THIS CLOSE TO SAYING A PHRASE FROM NARCOS YOU PUTAS.

  9. I’m impressed with your reflexes, but it was kind of a dick move. I try not to kill things, because that’s not how I want to be treated by others. This extends to animals/bugs etc

  10. Are you in your early teens? If not, I’d look into getting an evaluation possibly if you find yourself putting your foot in your mouth like this often.

  11. Overall, yes. Men are extremely receptive to me as well as likeminded woman, but the woman who aren’t treat me terribly.

  12. Dont make the mistake of assuming that empathetic types lack in narcissistic traits.

  13. Read the bible lol - Jesus was not all roses and unicorn farts. (People also seriously overestimate how “evil” Hitler was. He didn’t do what he did for shits and giggles. He was protecting and furthering Germany in his mind. He didn’t kill and maim for entertainment.)

  14. Im not sure what precisely youre driving at.

  15. Bro I’m Jewish, ain’t no defending what Hitler did obviously, but it’s frankly puerile to try and put it at the feet of him being “evil”.

  16. I know from personal experience how easy it is to fall into self hate - but you are repeating habits that have been built in childhood. It’s difficult breaking any habits, let alone ones that you’ve been strengthening for decades.

  17. I feel like a Greek god or a 5 year old depending on how well I perceive my life is going too.

  18. Just apologise and explain that it’s down to anxiety. You’re doing your best, everyone who hears the explanation will understand.

  19. I love how sweet and motivational this message is combined with that username.

  20. It’s pretty dangerous taking vitamin A long/medium term in my opinion. It’s quite easy to get up to toxicity level, and you can permanently damage yourself.

  21. THANKS FOR CALLING ME OUT. I FEEL EVERYTHING!🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

  22. Love how your friend was approached purely on the basis of her looks, but SHES the shallow one 😂😂

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