-patrick-bateman---

Live Bateman reaction:

I vomited in public after seeing this

You were simply not there...

Neither was your father

Ai speaks the truth

Fed

I thought we were besties 💔💔💔

Idk you girl

I’m not reading that

Hey

Emily f17 she/her?

Yes

edward

Girl names

Skill issue

That’s literally me rn

I want just like 3 drops dude, goth girl tiddy sweat is a delight in my country do not worry this is perfectly normal to ask

Stop fucking asking me

I'm nto asking you you know anyone can see the comment right? stop feeling targeted

Ur not gonna get any goth girls

Usain Bolt

He’s black

You’re color blind

No you are

He desperately needs a haircut, I’ll gladly pay

I eat humans

What the fuck is a pineapple

[удалено]

I don’t eat fruit

I think you've looped back into your arguments and got the point, somehow.

Ok?

We do that because we are too shy/anxious to ask and fear that we somehow fuck it up. Asking over text gets this factor out of the equation because text is neutral and depends only on the way you talk.

And then what do you?

Take your meds please

She doesn’t like you

Skill issue

Mhm, and you are?

Patrick Bateman

Don't worry. It'll show in 10 years

I want to die at 27

EXCUSE YOU . IM AWESOME . I CAN BIND U A BOOK, BE A PSYCHOLOGIST , TEACH U ABOUT REPTILES , AND MAKE U A MEAL PLAN AND MORE . ur insulting me

Nerd, not gonna simp for that

No cocaine for u

You’ll go outta business

Huh

Huh

Ok?

True . U like nachos ?

Sometimes

I mean they're hard to throw up but in general they're pretty good. God I'm hungry

I don’t throw up when I eat