Most valuable currency on the face of the earth

Hello! This is just a quick reminder for new friendos to

She is using 🐧 currency

Birds aren't real.

It took me way too long to realize this wasn't Seth Rogan.

I didnt take a close look and assumed it was ecstasy. Then I read “ice cream truck” and was horrified with my mind racing. Was pleasantly surprised by the outcome despite having seen this post before

Seriously like I thought it was him before he turned into my grandma

I still haven't realized it's not Seth Rogan.

It’s Jeff Bakalar

Why is there like 29 mentions of Seth Rogen on this thread and everyone spell it as "Rogan", is there some inside joke I'm not getting?

He looks like a mix of seth rogen and danny mcbride

I was almost certain this was an image of Seth Rogan holding Viagra.

Coupled with a viagra

"so we went to Tijuana over the weekend"

Pretty sure this is just Seth Rogan testing out the waters for his secret identity.

I thought it was too and assumed it was some joke about trading Ice cream for drugs lol

I'm still not convinced...

It took me way too long to realize it wasn't ecstasy.

Seth Rogan marvelling at the monster size viagra he is holding

Knock off Seth Rogan is a real bro

Meth Rogan holding his little blue meth

wish.com

He got the [[pipis]] a real [[pipis person]]

WHAT A [[BIG SHOT]]!!!

One [[pipis]] for a [[Delicious frozen treat!!1!]]

And he got it for [FREE ]

ayo deltarune moment?

Blue crystal meth

[удалено]

We need to cook, Seth.

Crystal blue persuasion

Waltuh , put the blue rock away waltuh

I'm not having ice-cream with you right now

They're minerals!!!

One pipis richer

Thought this was a viagra pill at first

I would be extremely alarmed if a child gave someone a Viagra pill.

I thought it was estrogen lol

Yeah once I saw kid I knew it wasn’t a pill but I first thought when I saw the picture it was a pill lol

Jesse, stop distribution NOW

Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]] you dirty re[[POSTERS 50% OFF]]

A manual search lead me to

Sir, this is the internet

5 months is well within fair game material on reddit.

This is so corny 💀💀

Hol up, you think that all these posts are original content and not just neat stuff people find?

This is a screenshot of a tweet. The original poster is the person who made the tweet, credited in the screenshot.

Ye I remember seeing this one

Daaaaam call him out

Five months and people still call him Seth Rogan

It’s funny how the comments there are almost identical to the comments here

Heisenberg has entered the chat

Everyone says knock off Seth Rogan but honestly Seth rogan looks like a knock of this guy to me. I think I'd rather be friends with an ice cream man that accepts unique rocks as currency.

[pipis]

That’s meth brother

Kids are like crows

Because I scare them away?

[little sponge] please give me the [pepis] and I will hand you a [cool frozen treat]

This is now urban legend in that kids neighborhood.

Ice cream truck drivers who accept non-monetary forms of currency from kids are the most based people on Earth

Yes.

"yo mista white, let's cook b!tch" - Jesse (aka Aaron Paul)

I don’t think that’s a rock…

That belongs in a trophy collection. That girl will go far, in life, if she can negotiate a deal like that at her age. Someday, you can point to the rock and say you knew her when. Maybe you should get her to autograph it.

Thought I was on DrugsCircleJerk for a second

YOU ARE [Welcome To] [ANDREW!], I AM ALWAYS [so happy~] TO GIVE AWAY MY [eggs.] FOR [[FREE]]!

One small price to achieve happiness

Waltuh

Jesse, stop consumming the meth

And now you understand economics and stuff. Nice 👍

pipis

Pipis

That's a cool looking rock.

It’s a mineral! Christ sake!

Actually based ice cream truck driver

You know she was missing her rock after the ice cream was gone. The sedimental value is through the roof!

This dude was definitely in some bad local hardcore band.

Dude looks like Seth Rogan.

Diamond. Just twenty three more and you can make a full set of armour!

He just opened the floodgates for rock-based ice cream trade

Oneredpaperclip

The old "reverse rainbow fentanyl" trick.

Shiny Precious

Knocked off Seth Rogan isn’t real he can’t hurt you.

Is this the “rainbow fentanyl” I’ve been hearing about?

[удалено]

Fortune and glory...

That’s awesome

😎 cool

The world needs more people like this!!

Proof Seth Rogan has a heart.

Barter economy at it’s best

That looks like the glow in the dark pebbles from the dollar store

I mean that is a cool rock.

Update just got fired

It’s an extremely rare blue diamond (she got scammed)

When you order Seth Rogan and Viagra from Wish.

If that’s turquoise I think the little girl has a couple more ice cream cones coming her way.

Lol exactly what I thought. Poor girl over paid.

Cool and nice is always a good combination.

I thought that was a Viagra for a sec

Lucky man! 👍🏻

It looks like the glow in the dark rocks I have in my garden.

Pipis

Good man

Hey might as well be a blue Jade stone those make very cool necklaces

Seth?

And you took the rock? How cool are you?!

reminds me of this...

Fine lookin' rock!

I own a taco truck and I would totally give her a taco for that blue stone…

I need that shirt

Kind of looks like Seth Rogan. (Yes I saw everyone else point it out but I wanted to comment that so I did)

Seth Rogen?

Good guy

She’s the one who knocks.

Hermitcrafters be like:

Little did you know, the girl bought a 10 lb bag of "blue" rocks for this exact purpose.

It's not a blue rock! It's a blue stud from lego games

Don't forget to send 30% of that rock to the IRS

Jesus Marie they’re minerals

Ok Rogan, where's Franco? I know you're working on Pineapple Express 2 - Ice cream dreams.

Poor kid, she got took.

Deltarune fans post-CH2 be like OMG [[Pipis.]]!!!

Blue rocks: currency of the future

You don't mention giving her an ice cream so I have to assume you stole her rock. Never trust a Seth Rogan lookalike with war painted cat faces on their t-shirt.

He didn’t say he gave her the ice cream

I recently bought a small smoothie stand in my hometown and it's all worth it when a kid literally jumps for joy over something so small. Good on you!

It’s a perc

🥺🥺🥺

"Hey, pal... we're with the uhm... 'Prudent Insurance Company'. Just dropped by to let you know that's a really nice rock you got there. It would be a real shame if something 'happened' to it."

Terrible business model.

99 percent pure

This dude is a true [[BIG SHOT]]

That kid is now at home: ‘Haha. That idiot let me buy ice cream with some decorative stone I stole from my mother’

I thought this was seth rogen holding Ecstacy

Little girl: Eats icecream carrying bag full of coloured rocks

this guy doesn't even own an ice cream truck

I know a five year old that would brag about tricking the ice cream guy after that.

Whats wrong with it? Why is it Blue?

Oh baby blue

Coolass rock

Now he can open the door to Culex

Thats meth

Man, that's a nice rock. I'll give you two ice creams for it.

pipis

now can I buy that blue rock with some ice cream?

That guy just screams “hi fellow kids”

And now you have problems with the DEA

You idiot, she gave you drugs.

You have to sometimes aww

I wish I was that rich..

Eat it, tell me what it does.

This is Seth rogens next acid trip or what the fuck am I looking at

I thought that it was a candy.

I would have taken the blue rock and would have eaten the ice cream while looking straight at her eyes

ain't that molly?

Way to be brother!

I was today years old when I learned that Seth Rogen ran an ice cream truck….

tf Seth Rogen sells ice cream now?

Jesse, that little girl found out our secret recipe!

I heard Seth Roger’s voice when reading this

Joke's on the girl: the ice cream is gone in a minute. The blue rock lasts forever!!

Jokes on her. That 20 dollars of turquoise

Most probably this guy’s a pedo

Looks a bit like estradiol in which case, yes very valuable pls gib

Blue rock would be a great flavour name.

Thank you for being a awesome guy!

Plot twist: it's thorium

Damn now I want that cool looking blue rock

He's a pretty cool guy. I like his podcast 'Worst Week Yet'.

Thought it said she tried to buy the truck with a blue rock and all you can see is him driving away...

That “blue rock” (crystal) is worth over 500 dollars 🤣

holup

Rare turquoise....well done, you've foiled me once again.

That “blue rock” is Turquoise and worth at least forty ice cream cones. Nice trade Andrew.

YOOO A BLUE ROCK

I mean, he could have given her the ice cream too instead of just taking that poor girl's rock

Seth is that you? We won't tell.

Seth Rogen is so sweet.

Breaking Bad has taught me that the right blue rock could have paid for the whole damn truck...

Mr. White Coin is on the rise, so I would laugh at this man. On the right day, he might never need to work again. That girl was a saint

And one of the coolest ice cream vendors in town. No pun intended...

Gamora and Thanos origin story

You're gonna have that blue rock longer than the $5 you would have gotten.

Is he in jail yet?

i bet shes got a whole bags of blue rocks her mom bought at the dollar store. And she goes around trying to trade them for things just like in Zombieland 2 with that bag full of rings.

Turns out it's Turquoise and it paid for a month's worth of inventory.

This is the moment when Seth Rogan became Heisenberg