Couple weeks ago I was just minding my own business making dinner. Take out the rice container, use it, put it back. Fast forward 10 minutes I go to the fridge to put something back and
I remember this one time I put a piece of chicken in the microwave and I stopped it midway, I was supposed to take it out flip it over and resume but I put the chicken on the plate and started microwaving again. There was nothing in it and I’m just standing there waiting for no reason lol
My gf lost a sandwich for over 12 hours yesterday while we’re guests in a very Christian household. THEY found it in the top shelf of their China cabinet. Had no idea how it got there, who put it there, nor why. What a dunce, I love her.
one time i cut a piece of cheesecake, got out a spoon, washed the spoon without even using it and put it in the dish rack, then ate the cheesecake by hand wondering where my spoon was.
Last week I went to warm up my Canna coffee in the microwave. Walked over to the coffee pot and made a fresh one. Then 2 hours later I found my 1st one in the microwave. Pressed 30 sec start and downed that one
I was making toast in toaster oven, I took bread out the bag open the toaster oven, put the bread back in the bag, closed the toaster, turned it on. Put the bread back, walked back to toaster oven, looked inside and I was where tf is the toast.
r/weed rules.
Me sober lmao
same
The is the first post, IN A LONG TIME, that I can def get behind. My up vote is in deep appreciation!
thank you so much
My favourite is when you go to make a drink, you "forget" when you get to the kitchen, walk back to your seat and the drink is waiting for you :P
everytime
man i want some of yo shit my shi must be bunk😂😂😂😂
Couple weeks ago I was just minding my own business making dinner. Take out the rice container, use it, put it back. Fast forward 10 minutes I go to the fridge to put something back and
That rice was FRIED...lol
This shit happened to me few hours ago
I remember this one time I put a piece of chicken in the microwave and I stopped it midway, I was supposed to take it out flip it over and resume but I put the chicken on the plate and started microwaving again. There was nothing in it and I’m just standing there waiting for no reason lol
My gf lost a sandwich for over 12 hours yesterday while we’re guests in a very Christian household. THEY found it in the top shelf of their China cabinet. Had no idea how it got there, who put it there, nor why. What a dunce, I love her.
Completely understandable
Been there done that.
one time i cut a piece of cheesecake, got out a spoon, washed the spoon without even using it and put it in the dish rack, then ate the cheesecake by hand wondering where my spoon was.
I once got high and grilled a steak then put it back in the fridge while I sat my plate and sauce at my table.
Classic lol
I've found my phone in the refrigerator on more than one occasion.
Oh man this reminds me of when I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal box in the fridge hahahaha 😆 😂
Bro zooted
Dude no way
Happens
The dangers of smoking XD
Gimme some a dat shit 😋
Yeah everytime I try to look for my phone in the dark with the flashlight I forget it's in my hand🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro i’ll deadass be on my phone, set it in my lap and proceed to wonder where i put it
This is my favorite post yet lol.
I did that with the milk one time, we searched all over the house did not find it until I bought new milk and was going to get a glass
🤣
Busted out laughing when I saw this.
Lol
i grabbed an Arnold palmer out of the fridge and lost it then had to spend 10 minutes back tracking to find it lmaoo
Highly relatable
or grabbing 2 or something cuz you keep forgetting lmao
Millions of us do this when not even high!
Last week I went to warm up my Canna coffee in the microwave. Walked over to the coffee pot and made a fresh one. Then 2 hours later I found my 1st one in the microwave. Pressed 30 sec start and downed that one
I think you might have a problem
Last week, I filled up my water bottle and put the brita on the counter and the water bottle in the fridge. 😳
I was making toast in toaster oven, I took bread out the bag open the toaster oven, put the bread back in the bag, closed the toaster, turned it on. Put the bread back, walked back to toaster oven, looked inside and I was where tf is the toast.
lmfao me
Thats not tea
Maybe it's just a dark sweet tea
He meant pee. Totally makes sense now
Who drinks tea in a glass lol
i drink it cold usually, didn’t have any ice in this time but the glass chills really nice .
How do you expect OP to drink tea? Straight from a teapot while eating raw teabags?
humans