We got to leave work early today and usually there's a middle aged version of Kyler "Cum" Quinn who takes the same commuter line.... I wonder if I will see her today 🤔
Well short of another stray missile or any black swan event, it’s prolly going to continue downwards until CPI week. If your bag holding, that might be a chance to get out at break even or slightly more.
So if you look across multiple charts for multiple companies all that happened today was almost every stock I looked at just got brought back up to right around the highs from CPI day, and then they got stopped out and just stood there. Idk if it’s good or bad volume was so low, but it’s pretty clear what the Algos were programmed to do today.
Everyone gonna be 10lbs heavier after tomorrow. For men, this is when women realize they have no other options and feel fat, so now is your chance to make that move.
Wanted to jump in here teal quick and say that news is reporting today's put to call ratio is only the 3rd time since 97 the puts outnumber the calls and the market went up 1% . Yahoo is saying it's a major major bull flag as the other two times , markets exploded moving forward from that day. Dontvknow if applicable here with Fed and inflation and all, just a heads up
Folks if we have learned anything this year its that there is nothing holding up this economy but vibes. And you don't want to be short a vibes-based economy into the holidays.
Yea, probably the big dick who painted that 35 million dollar green candle on the last minute of the trading session. Paying a premium to make sure he doesn't get ass fucked.
The "behind the dumpster job" is becoming more realistic by the day... just gambled my full paycheck to 0 , 3 weeks in a row, and I live paycheck to paycheck
any of you non pathetic basement dwellers ever dry brine a chicken ? trying it my first time. I rarely cook a whole chicken so curious if you do the baking powder +salt thing that Kenji Lopez suggests. I still want to stuff some herb butter under the skin afterwards, not sure how that will effect it though.
I only dry brine anymore, super easy and turns out great. Sea salt, black pepper, garlic powder & onion powder. Apply to the outside of the bird and leave uncovered in the fridge overnight before cooking. If you're grilling I recommend spatchcocking the bird for faster & more even cooking. If you've got a smoker, even better!
!harambe
OPEN
Any ideas for plays before Dec 14 FOMC meeting?
People in here with an average holding period measured in hours.
tf are we supposed to do tomorrow 😢
idk, i feel depressed,
I can see clearly now the hoe is gone
PEOPLE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY WITH VOLATILITY. The deciders have chosen theta gang.
Short Dow
I'm up 7% for the week. Looks like it's strippers and coke for Thanksgiving.
Not financial advice...Save some $ for penicillin shots...
sold my calls. Friday will probably be hulk green but I need realized gains to brag about at the Thanksgiving table tomorrow
We got to leave work early today and usually there's a middle aged version of Kyler "Cum" Quinn who takes the same commuter line.... I wonder if I will see her today 🤔
How do you guys feel about UVXY at this price?
It ain't got no alibi it ugly
Well short of another stray missile or any black swan event, it’s prolly going to continue downwards until CPI week. If your bag holding, that might be a chance to get out at break even or slightly more.
That’s what I thought when I bought it at 9, then 8 and still bagholding
Cameron Canela
here's hoping black friday applies to the market too
Blake Blossom
rentered some semi puts on the rebound. Betting China throws some shitty news over thanksgiving about COVID. Also think dxy is ripe for a bounce.
So if you look across multiple charts for multiple companies all that happened today was almost every stock I looked at just got brought back up to right around the highs from CPI day, and then they got stopped out and just stood there. Idk if it’s good or bad volume was so low, but it’s pretty clear what the Algos were programmed to do today.
My sister invited me to thanksgiving w strangers. F that, solo T day for me watching planes trains & automobiles and booze
If you want a relatively cheap thanksgiving dinner, try Boston Market. Get there early though. Great for a single guy.
BrattySis 🤔
New thread is up regards
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Karla Kush
r bears blind 🤔
Best time to buy puts. Been accumulating all week
VIX at 20 bro, stupid bulls about to get wrecked
Beekend
Becky Bandini
“Where’s Beeks?!”
Everyone gonna be 10lbs heavier after tomorrow. For men, this is when women realize they have no other options and feel fat, so now is your chance to make that move.
Bears can't wait for their moms to tell them how handsome they are and such good workers.
Mom?
Wanted to jump in here teal quick and say that news is reporting today's put to call ratio is only the 3rd time since 97 the puts outnumber the calls and the market went up 1% . Yahoo is saying it's a major major bull flag as the other two times , markets exploded moving forward from that day. Dontvknow if applicable here with Fed and inflation and all, just a heads up
The ratio is still much lower overall over last couple weeks it’s been trending down.
Happy Thanksgiving VisualMod. I hope you get more rich this next year and keept sh1tting on poor people
I think the real big brain move is puts on Monday and Tuesday.
Most likely too soon tho I hope you’re right
All these comments and literally nothing happened. Go make my burgers and don't be tardy.
Would you like extra spit with that, ma’am?
I hate myself for not loading up on shares/calls when we hit 360, fkkkkkk
Emma Hix in Private Society 🤤
Which time? 360 was a revolving door for 2 weeks
I really hope Biden sentences the Turkey to death tomorrow and absolutely f$&ks all your calls
$Rost has closed green for the past month and it hit its 52wk high today, are these bearish signals?
Reagan Foxx pussy going green
Debating on returning to the Latina massage parlor thoughts ?
Depends, how much for bbfs?
Si
What ever happened to the TSLA robot? What is it supposed to be used for?
I heard it fucks bears
Just bought some calls and down already
This is the way
Folks if we have learned anything this year its that there is nothing holding up this economy but vibes. And you don't want to be short a vibes-based economy into the holidays.
thought by going 45 days out on puts id be ok... non stop rallying since then
when a queef sneaks out through the $LULU yoga pants>>>
Tomorrow is cancelled
Tomorrow said the n word
All that work just for $2.50 of the SPY. Lol.
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The market is open until 1PM ET tomorrow.
Happy thanksgiving smelly. I hope you eat well like the king you are
Holy shit DXY! Where was this 5 mins ago???
? It’s been nearly flatline for last hour.
Hmm I’m not feeling too good about my 25 SPY puts for Friday
TSLA Shorts getting screwed is giving me Semi… 1st of December! 😎😆
is anyone available for sex?
Your mom. Heyooooooooo
Happy Thanksgiving regards!
Just got a big ass chicken for my family tomorrow
so much better than turkey. fuck turkey.
Chicken is the best
where is the tomorrow thread you hacks
Ghey ass close. My dick has never been softer. We will never trend again just chop sideways around 400 until the end of times.
eventually bad news = bad news again
Bears r so fuk
Nah...they're just early.
UVXY seems like the obvious play here so somehow I must be wrong
No brainer.. but someone posted some nice dd on as to what is going on
Well boys, the recession that never began is almost over. Thank God. Looking forward to the face ripping 2023 bull market.
FLNG breakout.
Thank you for the great DD
QQQ 35 million 380p
Yea, probably the big dick who painted that 35 million dollar green candle on the last minute of the trading session. Paying a premium to make sure he doesn't get ass fucked.
you mean 280p?
How do futures work with Thankgiving and then the half day on Friday?
My account is down 50% this week but volume is dying out, momentum is dying out, and I think my puts are gonna be alright :,)
Strike and expiry?
Rookie numbers
Copium
The "behind the dumpster job" is becoming more realistic by the day... just gambled my full paycheck to 0 , 3 weeks in a row, and I live paycheck to paycheck
stick to shares big dawg
This is the way
Inflation is here to stay. Stagflation here we come!
Stagflation usually results in losing the dollar strength which results in losing the power on the global stage. Stagflation isn't gonna happen
There are no moves tomorrow, ergo no thread.
Endless daily thread
Can’t believe there are still happy bulls. Been a tough year eh chattel
🧸…😮💨
How do you make money in this market
Scalp, day trade...
Get lucky
Don’t fight the trend, wait for the extremes.
Step 1- be me.
Sell options
unofficially
Companies still trading at silly multiples. Inflation or not. They have to plunge.
P/E hasnt mattered since QE
are we open tomorrow?
no. and close at 1:00 on Friday
yeah man for sure. Get your trades in now for tomorrow
New thread…?
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ👈😂😂😂
Month over month increase still
5 trades just to break even
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New thread wen?
Extremely ghey today. Glad I spent my day watching this 🤣
still have 15minutes to trade 0DTE's if youre using ToS 😏😏😏
Blue balls for all.
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Bears in their 20's think they are smarter than the Fed. ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ👈😂😂😂 you guys are losing it.
FED PIVOTING TO 50 BPS CONIFRMED BY THE MINUTES
Lol friday will see it’s biggest rally of the week
0dte Spy 395p fucked me
To all WSB hedge fund managers, have fun at tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner.
any of you non pathetic basement dwellers ever dry brine a chicken ? trying it my first time. I rarely cook a whole chicken so curious if you do the baking powder +salt thing that Kenji Lopez suggests. I still want to stuff some herb butter under the skin afterwards, not sure how that will effect it though.
Dry brine for steak. Wet brine for poultry.
I only dry brine anymore, super easy and turns out great. Sea salt, black pepper, garlic powder & onion powder. Apply to the outside of the bird and leave uncovered in the fridge overnight before cooking. If you're grilling I recommend spatchcocking the bird for faster & more even cooking. If you've got a smoker, even better!
The most plain as day double top I’ve seen in a while. Biiiiig drop on Friday
Think it depends on gyna extending lockdowns
Seems too good to be true
A soft landing still entails hitting the ground, that 200MA and VWAP under our feet feels like an abyss.
VIX is down because it's the day before Thanksgiving. Nothing more...
Why would that make it go down? Or move at all?
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PUMP THIS UNDERVALUED ASS STOCK MARKET LETS GOOOO
Truly regarded.
Undervalued lmao
My 400 P 11/25 are fucked aren’t they
I can’t do another day of this
Where did the degenerate options traders go?
Bankrupt
Loading UVXY $8 calls expiring in February. We are too close to the bounce zone not to try.
Broke my worst losing streak to date today +300
Girl I like you, I doooo
well played market, you suck
getting pinned to 402. then 403 once the 402s expire worthless
AAPL 135 next week happy thanksgiving and great pivoting today everyone!
I would cream