US soccer will never be truly successful because the best athletes are spread out among many professional sports in the US. For most countries in the World Cup, football (soccer) is the only game in town.
Shit we missed the last WC because we couldn't beat a tiny ass island nation with 1 million people. Literally used to this shit but most Americans are like wait the WC is on?
Frankly, if the US was to win the world cup that means every other country on Earth must have players with no legs because the US team is always dogshit awful
I remember in like 2016 we did decently good and holy fuck was NYC fun then. I’m not even a soccer/football fan but every bar in the city just came alive and there was this awesome energy.
Is bullard speaking today?
!banbet SPY -3% 1w
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Breaking news SBF and his girl broke up. Damn I want dibs on that alameda chic.
🤮
CGC puts rocking . This sucka going to 3.25 today
Load Lyft. Due to Inflation lyft charges are high and they are taking 40% cut
Loading up on CGC 3.50 puts. It’s getting faded looking for 3 bagger
individual equities just red everyday now? And yet spy remains flat?
SOFI over the last four weeks:
Im balls deep in T-Bills, stocks are ghey and options are a ripoff. Might buy a call on spy in the am.
Anyone get some Best Buy calls? I’m feeling spicy 🌶
COIN $35 puts 🤑
I mean I don't think PLTR will go to zero, and I do think it will hit 20s in at most 4-5 years
A dump is coming…I can feel it
Fed meeting notes 2pm Wednesday. Think pivot is the new “transitory”
If I was SPY, I’d just go down and take a break for a minute. Catch my breath, come back long and strong in 2023.
My SPY Puts expiring at the end of the year agree with you.
Looks like we’re on course for another FLAT week
There’s no way we’re flat for 2 weeks straight. Weekly straddles should print given you buy em right after a big pump or dump
Dell?????????
I really don't know what's going on
Rivian is looking cheappppemote:t5_2th52:4887
There is not one thing cheap about RIVN…
Is it tho...
You know it’s a bad day when your SPY puts or calls didn’t print.
That s the remaining team?In other weeks they we re so full of regards here and now almost I can see my comment since a week
Bro
Braa
Dude
it doesnt matter what you short in this bear market, even good news cause stocks to dump
where are those dickweeds who said my ZM short was fucked? i told you to fucking hold! dont trust after hours pumps boys
Don’t jinx it bro just let it ride till morning
Yeeesss motherfuckers, my Dell calls printing
LOL sorry, aged milk…
check again
i closed ZM short and made $1400 and now its dumping harder :( fuck
Y’all really played ZM? Yikes.
Why is Zoom any better than WebEx or the others?
It's easier to use
Youve got a few minutes left to load up on spy calls. Green day tomorrow.
there's spy 400
Think the ZM roulette wheel gonna land on double 0
" I AM NOT DYING POOR"
Can't believe I bothered to wake up today for that...
ZM just laying out the trading spread to tantalize you with its new AR "we almost made a profit" fantasy filter.
HOLY SHIT ZM INSANE MOVEMEN TAFTER HOURS LMAOOOO IDK IF IM IN PROFIT OR BANKRUPT
zoom candles are fun to watch
JK MY ZM SHORT IS ITM OMG
Anddd, it’s gone
if you shorted you are fucked right now lmao
Reasonably if zoom tanks will Google inverse since everyone and their mom is using meets?
RIP MY ZM SHORT!!!!!!!!
Now you rich
25 large on RTX calls
Bulls and Bears 1-1 tie
Imagine having a 330 million population, as the USA, and drawing against a 3million population Wales
US soccer will never be truly successful because the best athletes are spread out among many professional sports in the US. For most countries in the World Cup, football (soccer) is the only game in town.
Shit we missed the last WC because we couldn't beat a tiny ass island nation with 1 million people. Literally used to this shit but most Americans are like wait the WC is on?
boring af. Where's the pump? where's the dump? pssshhh
zoom bear gang where you at let me get a LETS GO
Let's go
hopefully we can see low $50s if it collapses
my spy 393p in fact did not print
lmao this literally closed where it opened MMs using your put/call money for coke and hookers
I don’t understand, what happens now. Did we both win
You both lose
395 is your god now
Zoom Video Communications announces Chapter 11 Bankruptcy - Reuters
BAN
Only in soccer is a tie not "you're both equally shit, get out of here"
Nah it is. You get one point each, less than half of the 3 points that a in gives
Would be nice to wake up to my TSLA 12/2 160p being ITM.
oop
Who's got the best deal I need a Black Friday bath tub toaster
Best buy
Decided to hold. What’s done is done. Sleeping with a butt plug 😞
I just put 95% of my 401K into cash.
Bottom is in.
Smart, I also enjoy -8% annual returns
ZOOM will tank the entire market. PUTS PUTS PITS. Everyone is back in the office now
Bhahahaha
LMAO US fucked up. Lost the world cup.
tie
Zm pumping
This is just a waste of time now.
At this point I’ll have a shopping cart with my plastic bags.
393 puts for funsies
Fucking do it! Open and close at 394.64
Participation ribbon for the US
ALL STOCKS 50% OFF BLACK FRIDAY!
TSLA's price action today like a dead body rolling down a hill, hitting every rock.
Someone upvote me, I'm desperate for dopamine!
giggle
You have a giggle gun too?!
I’m too broke to short ZM :(
You see’in dis shit
Lmfao
So I guess no one is buying a telsa anymore lol
I just need this fucker to go up or down next 2 weeks
Ban Bet Lost
Theta gang is fucking us
[удалено]
Did you know that Soccer is also a word from England and it even predates "football"?
in my parts of the world it's called Calcio
Zm puts?
I am short shares. I usually get anally wrecked with options.
GF was adamant about not wanting to do gifts on Christmas but do like “an experience”
Baby it’s cold outside 🎶
fuzzy socks are underrated
Aspen ski trip. If you are more laid back but cool go to Telluride
Ferry ride with hot cocoa to a christmassy beach town
Let her peg you
Soup kichen that bitch, put in a 6 hour shift stuffing food boxes or whatever and never have to deal with this again
Just go down on her for once you selfish pos
Ass to mouth
Cabin somewhere with lots of snow and buy a whole foods precooked holiday meal so there's no need to cook anything.
Fed minutes Wednesday 2pm et… last FOMC powell tone was super hawkish, I’ll play puts tomorrow at close
Daily 0dte killed the fun.
When do we get options on GRND? That shit is going to 4
Probably won’t happen, needs a lot of volume consistently
How fucked are bul tmr
Dwac took a ride today
Yea fuck your bullish close SPY
Mackzjones is the prettiest girl alive
You mean Andrea Botez
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Options on both sides were killed in the last hour
Aapl 145p or 150c
Neither
Both
ZOOM you better announce that you're buying CVT after hours, and this stock better fly
ZM puts too obvious, thats why it will either moon or trade flat.
they better buy CVT
FUCK THIS MARKET
holding these DIS puts. 12/16 expiry. Nothing Igor can do to change things in such a short amount of time.
Daniel Jones might be Vanilla Vick, but defintely not better than Dak Prescott
El Salvador in shambles
REVERSAL?!?
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Frankly, if the US was to win the world cup that means every other country on Earth must have players with no legs because the US team is always dogshit awful
I remember in like 2016 we did decently good and holy fuck was NYC fun then. I’m not even a soccer/football fan but every bar in the city just came alive and there was this awesome energy.
All the good players died from sudden adult death syndrome
Y’all seriously broke the market. Congrats
Rivian is a bargain _^
Uh, no?
Ill buy it sub 24
I’m glad I don’t hold long dated positions, they just brutalizing the vix day after day.
Gotta feel for the 2-3 month players rn
SPY ends with half the average volume. Mega ruggie coming
Prob not until early/mid December
Let's see if my gut is correct and my amzn calls print
Why is GRND getting fucked in the ass?
Because it’s a easy short
So many injuries at last few minutes. Now that's what I call futbal.
VIX crashing lmao
Good
Please give me an earnings play right now. Please
Puts on zm
Fuck this market fr
SPY climaxing
The British are cheating to get in the World Cup. Why are England and Wales both there. In the Olympics they do as the “UK”
I agree. We shouldn’t just be the US we should have 50 teams from all the states
I am short Zoom Video Communications.
Me too. You're fucked.
Same, not sure why it is pumping now though