Meet the "Legend" he is way ahead of us and belongs in the "Hall of Fame" he has lost 15 billion or near 95 percent in under 24 hours. Who can top that?

No three comma club

Dos Comma Tequila ... no bueno.

If you round down, I have 0 billion!

This guy fucks!

I remember I was sitting butt naked there on the couch watching my stock go up up up, nutted right there on those cushions...I was THE KiING. Now look at me, two shitty commas!!

Anyway, next thing you know, we IPO, stock triples in a day and AOL gobbles us up. All of a sudden, I'm 22 years young and I'm worth 1.2 billion. Now a couple decades later, I'm worth 1.4. You do the math.

You beat me to this comment!

Have you tried tres comma ?

Tres commas

u see how this door opens!!!!???!?????

Three coma club now

Chance for a wife outlook went down even more.

But still tho

Zuck at next earnings call: hold my beer Sam

How to become a millionaire: start with billions and get into shitcoins.

What started as a tweet from CZ ended up costing him billions

damnit, I’m too slow. I’ll never be a former billionaire turned billionaire turned former billionaire now.

He's worth less than the Powerball lottery ticket winner now?

Only the annuity. He's still beating the lump sum. #winning.

He's still technically a billionaire. Richer than 99% of the people on this planet.

Wait. His real name is Bankman-Fried?

He was just bankman yesterday, today he got fried.

Sam Bankrupt-Fried-Chicken

Bankman-Died

Bankman-Tried Bankman-Fried Bankman-Died

You mean Scam Bankrun-Fried

LOL, that what I thought too. He is a bankman, he owns the exchange which acts like a bank, and now it is fried. So there you go. OMG

NominativeDeterminism

Imagine having most of your networth in HOOD…

I'd feel less nervous having my whole net worth in Ritz crackers stored on a New Jersey boardwalk with seagulls flying nearby...

Most of my net worth is in the hood

To be fair, most people around here do. Oh wait, the three dots…

Update within last hour he is now bankrupt 11/9/2022

Although the other 25% is more then most of us will ever have.

Keep an eye out for him at your local Wendy’s, try his combo special.

This dude is a different size in every picture I see. Is he fat or not!?

Stress eating

I saw a video of him recently, the dude is big. He's definitely fat.

Guy looks like Sam and Frodo’s love child

Asking the real questions.

Probably pretty fat. He never knew when he’d get his next meal growing up in the streets of Bulgaria

All it will take is Jim Cramer having new found bullishness on Robinhood to bankrupt SBF’s Net Worth 😬

Just 94% down, I’ve seen worse in this sub 😂

In 1 day?

Well they don’t call him the “Fried Bankman” for nothin.

Poor guy is gonna have to live with 8 roommates, and eat ramen for the rest of his life. Who wants to start a GoFundMe for him?

Not too far off already. From wiki:

Man, the IRS is going to be so mad. He just got a -3000 for life.

Didn’t this dude participate in a podcast when he mentioned how easy it is to make a Ponzi scheme coin?

There are 20.000 or so of them so yeah, easy af and anyone can do it in a day. The trick is to convince people to buy the shitcoin through clever marketing by using nonsensical terms such as web3, blockchain technology, NFT, better than Bitcoin etc. My favorite nonsense is calling your scam decentralized knowing that it's anything but decentralized

Investing in that scammer from Bulgaria couldn’t end well

I thought he was a philanthropist who wanted to help the world? It was in a Netflix documentary, I think.

One of us Gooble Gobble One of us 🥁

GUH

In 2019 Alamadea (FTX) attacked Binance, Binance says good job and invests in FTX, 2021 CZ cashed out all in preferred FTX tokens, 2022 dump tokens pick up FTX for cheap. CZ serves it back cold. Thanks for the free company.

This school of thought makes me want to ask you some questions.

How is CZ so amazing?!?!

Who tf is CZ

Oh noo he's only worth 900 million. What will he ever do now.

Hey some dumb shit who just won the lotto is Richer than him in a day, money means shit these days especially if you're addicted to gambling

Exactly this

Robin hood is down 7% over the last month, how did he go from 16 billion to 900 million in 24 hours?

I think they’re saying the small position he had in HOOD, relative to his portfolio, is now 75% of his portfolio because he lost his ass in shitcoins.

He has most of his money in his coin which is down 80 percent within 24 hours

And I was sad about losing $500 on AMC, this guy

Oh yeah he’s just like “us” going from $16BB to a mere $991MM lol what a fucking loser

As a holder of bitcoin, I am happy to take a 10% hit to my crypto holdings in order to watch that asshole lose 95% of his portfolio.

Can you give a quick rundown to the uninformed?

Agreed 100%

Hahah what a broke ass bitch only $991m

lmfao king crypto incel had it coming. Dude is one of the neckbeardiest crypto regards out there

I like that insult, the neckbeardiest

He’s not wrong, sexy time with him would be disgusting. A woman is picturing the pool boy and her bank account if he is laying on top of her.

🤭

We're not worthy

Impressive!

smart money

You play with shit you’re gonna smell like shit. 💩

What happened to hood? Damn

Lol fk this guy

He's fucked if the rest is in Hood

Why does he look like the biggest dbag you'll ever meet?

[удалено]

For now

SAM BANKMAN-FRIED'S $16 BILLION FORTUNE IS EVISCERATED IN DAYS; THE FTX CO-FOUNDER IS ON THE BRINK OF A 94% WEALTH WIPEOUT: BBG

A nine hundred and ninety one-ionaire, which isn’t even a fucking thing

How did he lost 90% today when HOOD down 22%?

He has most of his money in the coins

Update within last hour he is now bankrupt 11/9/2022

Is that more then master Hwang??

Update within last hour he is now bankrupt 11/9/2022

Puts on HOOD

Oh shit, he went from unbearably rich to the point of extremity to unbearably rich to the point of extremity

One of us one of us

Zuck...

That's a good one my friend, may be correct!

When I was ina boy in Bulgaria..

Hail Satan!!!

Nothing more satisfying than watching parasitic Yahud crumble

King👑

What??

He’s so poor now

He literally admitted that he sells Ponzi schemes in his Bloomberg interview. What a chump.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🍾🥂🖐😂🤣😂

What happened to FTX?

How long will it take him to carry over his losses each tax season?

Sam brokeman-fried in the next 72 hours

Scam Bankman-Fraud

How’s that Staples Center sponsorship going

That lone powerball ticket winner is worth more

"Bankman-Fried", that name sounds like someone in here and really checks out

he is fried

yeah but he still has $990M more than you guys.

I wonder how much personal debt he has?

Wasn’t there a video on here where he described his new coin and he described as a Ponzi scheme

He was just doing some portfolio reallocation

He wanted to be cryptos white knight but instead got fucked

Someone needs to make his chart with the arrow showing when he discovered crypto.

Hope he can still cover taxes

Suicide watch

Guy was also openly saying he was committed to donating heavily to democrats. Democrats just lost 5-10mil in 2024 donations. Have to lay low with that amount of cash

Damn, I didn't know Artie Lange was ballin like that.

Does anyone know how this affects the assets they took over from Voyager? Link me up peeps mucho obliged-o!

Better than me.

Hell be worth double in 10 years watch

He still have 990m to clean up the tears, totally worth it in the end, wish to get punch like that and wake up with 990m

Update last hour he is bankrupt

He did say he was going to give away most of his fortune so it being part of a liquidation event he's giving his money away man of his word. 😂

This is Sam in a bush

Wow, his best asset is robinhood!!

So you're saying that the person that won the Powerball in California now has more money than SBF!

Let’s not forget about bill hwang and mark zuckeboi’s accomplishments

Im gonna make so much leveraged money that i can help the whole wide world aaannnnnnd its gone… oh shit i made people worse off?

My Godness

He should just burn the rest and save the heartache!

Bankrupt now. Owes 600 million to lenders

Just one more 0dte away from 0 or back to Billionaire status

He just announced bankruptcy, unfortunately around 3pm 11/9 And he owes about 600 million, Monday was worth 16 billion

$991 million is still a lot of money all things considered

At 3pm Eastern time he announced bankruptcy today

The thing that gets me is that just recently he was on CNBC basically being treated like a financial luminary and savior... proof that the only credential the financial media needs is money to project a sense of expertise.

im Jordan Belfort and im here to take ur money

I lol at anyone who says they use Robinhood

Did they actually lose the money or is FTX just worth less atm? I seen the drop today but that doesn't mean it wont recover just as fast

The chances of it for a full recovery is close to the lotto! It can recover some but not back to what it was

He will end up in prison when it’s all over

Wouldn't shock me, the other guy is on the run, when Luna collapsed

On one hand, fuck billionaires. Their net worth is inflated as fuck and they usually make it through exploiting others. This guy is kind of different I guess? Made his fortune through crypto which is volatile as fuck. But I guess he lives pretty humbly and wants to donate a lot of his money to charities?

Crypto is worthless.

Man betting big on democrats this election won't be a good investment for him either

Kanye can top that

I mean, Musk

This sucks just because he is a good dude and legit plans on giving away 99.9% of that wealth. Dude lives in a tiny apartment and drives a toyota Camry. I hope STONKS gO bAk uP.

Omg, I can’t believe you guys buy into this “wealth” giveaway! They pledge to give it at a future date. Then they set up trusts and foundations that their heirs oversee and they “donate” billions into these trusts. Their heirs pay themselves lavish salaries and perks. The money doesn’t go anywhere, like to actual charities and institutions. And they get tax breaks to boot. (Buffett might be the one exception. His heirs get 10 million and the rest is going to the Gates foundation. Which just means another rich chud hangs his money over everyone’ head.). Bezos’s ex-wife seems to be the only one really giving it away.

Hopefully he’s not using RH to trade. Kenny will tell Vlad shut off his buy button and Sammy will be a poor by this time next week.

Did HOOD lose 90% of its value in a day? I dont see that level of a drop.

His coin is down 80 percent

COuld you have an idea how much it will cost CZ and Binance to buy off FTX?

Damn what did he do?

I can try.

At least I learned about flywheels today.

Sure would be a bummer to only be worth $991m

Bill Hwang

F

Oh he's only worth .991 $Billion? Wow what a regard

One of us

Just short any crypto/stock that sponsors YouTube fiance bros

Somwonw got kicked out of the three commas club. If you round it down he is just like us with 0 billion.

More like Sam NoBankman

I’m just here commenting to secure my place in history

I guess SBF really, really, really wanted to find out....

So no more FTX-TSM? Now BNB-TSM?

Let me tell y’all, this guy ain’t stupid alright. He willing to cut the bleeding immediately!

He should just buy some VTI, SCHD and come back in 20 years

Dam puts printed

He did say he wanted to give it away

So he is no longer part of the three commas club? Has he downgraded to a car with normal doors?

How????