I don't see why not.

Im smart and didn’t buy puts last night and instead bought then when we pumped to 363 and . . . Oh wait.

tomorrow will be a better redder day, have faith

If you didn't dump your puts at open, may thetagang have mercy on your soul

I barely have any idea when market shit even happens so I didn’t even open TOS until like 11. Missed the whole deal lol

My puts got fuked for reals lol

Sold some puts yesterday and checked on what they would’ve been this morning. Got upset. Checked what they would’ve been 2 hours ago. Got happy

Please fuck them hard so I can buy for cheaper, fuck them all you like. Fuck them hard and long

Destroy the spies and get roaring economy