Just found out I had taken out a $7k loan on margin. Not a big deal because I was planning on putting ~50k into the market this year, but I probably paid $250 of interest.
Have you cunts ever considered that with long-term treasuries implying long-run inflation above 3% a year and the USD at a 20 yr high, that maybe housing prices are going to stabilize up 20% from pre-covid because they're not literally burning the printed covid money? Wonder what that means for asset prices? Yes, you missed the tech bottom. You guys get that the speed of the drop from friday close priced EOW puts at SPY under $350 already yeah?
Is Tesla now at its lowest? Should we be buying or even possibly leveraging the stock in anticipation of it rising back up? Any insights would be highly appreciated.
Mine settles by the next morning, so i can trade with all of my account but once ive gone through all of my cash, it isn’t available until the next trading day. Its Robinhood. Today, my cash didnt settle and thats the first time it hasnt settled by the next day. I think the federal holiday is to blame for that. Stock market open but banks closed.
It's ligit. U just have to wait 2 days for ur funds to settle from each trade before u can use those same funds again for another trade. But say ur sitting on hella cash and only use a small percentage on each trade then ur good to go and make as many day trades as u want
I keep telling myself to not hold anything into the next day and yet here I am with SPY strangles like a doofus. We’re in that dangerous area of the market where everything is hella expensive and we don’t have a clear cut direction laid out in front of us.
Past June. Now we got heating bills high gas and natural gas and oil... discretionary spending gone rate hikes up.... this winter gonna be cold for bulls. It's going down faster than your mom at a BBC parade
Did the best I could today and what I said I would. About as goid as can be expected. Out till late trading day tomorrow. Hitting the Normandy beaches tomorrow
META Quest Pro unveil tomorrow, is it gonna suck or not? Can zuck untether himself from the tyranny of Apple and Google's platforms, so he can achieve his totally chill and not sociopathic dream of "bringing humanity closer together?"
I have some TOST puts and I've been to three restaurants since buying them that use Toast as their payment system, I'm literally trying as hard as I can to make myself poorer
Im sure the fed knows another bad cpi report will send spy into the abyss, im curious if their gonna let spy die Thursday or start a bullish midterm pump, still macro bearish
If you fuckers want your puts to print let her rip and buy cheaper puts. If you dumbasses keep fighting the bulls now we will lose the war on CPI day and bank earnings
Not selling my calls!... But happy I kept some cash to buy fresh beer for the week.
Just found out I had taken out a $7k loan on margin. Not a big deal because I was planning on putting ~50k into the market this year, but I probably paid $250 of interest.
Have you cunts ever considered that with long-term treasuries implying long-run inflation above 3% a year and the USD at a 20 yr high, that maybe housing prices are going to stabilize up 20% from pre-covid because they're not literally burning the printed covid money? Wonder what that means for asset prices? Yes, you missed the tech bottom. You guys get that the speed of the drop from friday close priced EOW puts at SPY under $350 already yeah?
Draftkings (DKNG) any word on a Reversal after todays beating
Red red red red
Bagholder spotted.
QQQ moon mission tomorrow. Only bought calls because some boomer said he was levered on Put options
FUTES BLOOD GREEN 😱😱💩🤢🤢🤮🤮👽👽
Is that sarcasm
So much red, you are going to wonder if the market is now in china
Ticket to China, the Chinese chicken…
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Black Tuesday will go down in the history books. we will crash through the circuit breakers
Black Tuesday II or Midnight Tuesday? I like Midnight Tuesday. Or Black Hole Tuesday.
For?
Don't we say that every day?
Is Tesla now at its lowest? Should we be buying or even possibly leveraging the stock in anticipation of it rising back up? Any insights would be highly appreciated.
Try looking at Ford's market cap. Or Chevy. Then look at tesla.
It still has a P/E ratio of 81, which is fucking ridiculous.
I’m waiting for 200 I think
I would really love tesla to drop to 206 and then pop right back up to current levels . That would be 🔥 🔥
I'd really like it to drop to 206 and then 106 🔥 🔥
CALLS on Caroline Hyde
Is cash account for the day trades real life or is it a scam? 🥲🥲🥲
Mine settles by the next morning, so i can trade with all of my account but once ive gone through all of my cash, it isn’t available until the next trading day. Its Robinhood. Today, my cash didnt settle and thats the first time it hasnt settled by the next day. I think the federal holiday is to blame for that. Stock market open but banks closed.
It's ligit. U just have to wait 2 days for ur funds to settle from each trade before u can use those same funds again for another trade. But say ur sitting on hella cash and only use a small percentage on each trade then ur good to go and make as many day trades as u want
I had to move my lines so many times to fit my narrative today.
Picked the right day to sit it out. Bullshit day. Will most likely be like this all week till Thursdays CPI.
B L A C K T U E S D A Y
I bought calls. Based on past performance, I’d give Black Tuesday like 98% chance
Tomorrow was the only day I figured could be green after this morning. I hope I’m wrong and it’s red
When does shit break this is so drawn out and slow
guys I think I need a few days a break from stonks but I cannot sleep anymore and do anything else so fucc it tomoz new puuuuts
I ain’t gon hold you, I YOLO’d $17k into October 12 SPY puts before close, so ima this hoe to sink like it struck an iceberg 🧊🛳️
Your gonna be rich bro
What strike price?
wen recession?
In it bro
Apple crash tmr ?
TESLA RUG PULL !
Silly bulls don't pay attention when the message came up from JPow and it shows
Tesla Rug pull tmrw confirmed
Why?
Ok baba… tomorrow is your time to shine for some reason & my OTM weeklies
Dude me too! Excellent play !
Tired as fuck, buy/sell/buy/sell
The number of drones on Bloomberg still hallucinating about the pivot.
lets trigger those algobros
Lost 40k today, noice
I gained 40k. Prob give it all back to you tomorrow
Wish I had that much to lose
In the grim darkness of Monday trading, there is only loss
How? What were the paper hand moves?
Hold 6 stocks. Flat as a pancake. Down .25%. Not bad.
i hold a steady basket of 500 today, down .75%
!banbet
You already have a bet going - WE to 3.0 before 2022-10-11 04:46:45.990466-05:00
I keep telling myself to not hold anything into the next day and yet here I am with SPY strangles like a doofus. We’re in that dangerous area of the market where everything is hella expensive and we don’t have a clear cut direction laid out in front of us.
I didn’t realize people actually buy strangles lol
I bought a few more SPY puts right at close. UP UP AND AWAY!
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Past June. Now we got heating bills high gas and natural gas and oil... discretionary spending gone rate hikes up.... this winter gonna be cold for bulls. It's going down faster than your mom at a BBC parade
363 ain’t coming back for a while
yes it is trust me I know
Fvck pypl 🤣
flat means up tomorrow
Should I cancel/delete my PayPal account?
im not good at micro economics but i know y’all good at micropenis
Great day overall Bears.
So I sold my stocks. Maybe I didn’t do the right thing but maybe I just want to sit out until 12/31/22 at least
See ya tomorrow
Buy high sell low
Did the best I could today and what I said I would. About as goid as can be expected. Out till late trading day tomorrow. Hitting the Normandy beaches tomorrow
I’m proud of you son
Went kinda crazy on calls at close
Ah, how crazy is crazy
Bulls fought back 385 tenaciously
Classic last minute fuckening
Ok everyone, CPI up or down? Respond with your answer and I'll buy spy calls or puts depending on the most popular answer
Up…
Definitely DOWN but theres a special chance they could cook the data for midterms
Flat
That final dump was brutal
Opened calls at the bottom and got force liquidated at the top 😎
Bears declared today’s winner!
Well that was a consistently slight red day - cpi numbers Thurs are either going to lead to a bear market rally or total capitulation
Buy SOXL
no
Imagine not being 100% in ASTS 🤣
How do you know?
Why should I be? Give me a good reason and I’ll pile in with my life savings. I’m unhinged.
A whole lot of movement to end nowhere.
Fuck 360.
Who’s this 360 chick and why are we fucking her to death ? :0
No
If Reddit already wasn’t enough of a hellscape…Now we have to see a video of Pete Davidson eating Taco Bell every 5 minutes.
Yeah just show some food and a deal to remind me of Taco Bell
That was probably a more disheartening day for bulls than the -3% day.
They received so many unwarranted gifts
Yeah it was
AZZ 45c 10/21/22 🤫
Easy print
Ooh nice little EOD dump
Market had for lunch what Pete Davidson had
mother of rugpulls tho
META Quest Pro unveil tomorrow, is it gonna suck or not? Can zuck untether himself from the tyranny of Apple and Google's platforms, so he can achieve his totally chill and not sociopathic dream of "bringing humanity closer together?"
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Dumping in AH?
Dirty Work by Steely Dan
BEARS WIN
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 369.69 before 2022-10-12 14:51:28.076895-05:00
I’ve done twice as much coke in the girls bathroom at the CNBC bathrooms than even you think I’ve done.
Timberrrr
There is no redemption for your portfolio. It belongs to Jerome Powell now.
DUNPPP
Spy really bounced around for 4 hours just to shit the bed in the last 3 minutes. Classic
Disagree with the bulls here. We're going back down once the bond market digests the news of no pivot. I hope so at least.
If we continue to go down before CPI we will see a bullish reversal, it would have been priced in too much
Teslas chart today is so regarded lmao what is this clown market
55€ in 30 seconds half the amount I made in my 9 to 5 this is stupid but cool at the same time
Holy shit you work 9 to 5 and make $100? Where at, the Wendy's?
Lol at this market and the pump dump algos going crazy
Market is so fearful.
Buy the fear, kill the ber
And will continue to be until our financial overlords tell us not to be, after they scoop up all the juicy discounts of course.
They think just cause their account balance gets lower every week that somehow they lost their money. Strange.
Who bought TSLA calls?
NYSE WINS COURTCASE IN DUTCH FEDERAL COURT FOR RIGHT TO EUTHANISE STOCKS MARKET
Theyre keeping it all to the VWAP.
I have some TOST puts and I've been to three restaurants since buying them that use Toast as their payment system, I'm literally trying as hard as I can to make myself poorer
And, as usual, the bears win the battle at the end of the day. Valiant effort though.
Im sure the fed knows another bad cpi report will send spy into the abyss, im curious if their gonna let spy die Thursday or start a bullish midterm pump, still macro bearish
Puts on dat AZZ (I have no idea what AZZ does, this is not financial advice)
I bought puts on last report
PUT YOUR HANDS UP donkstonksinc!!! POLICE ARE ENROUTE! PREPARE TO BE BOOKED FOR PROVIDING ILLEGAL FINANCIAL ADVICE!
AZZ earnings will be ASS, buying puts
I got screwed on last report I bought puts as well
We trading flat again tomorrow?
I keep averaging in... I hope I get to see it actually give me some gains haha.
Theta day on the teslassss
Drill incoming ?
Always
Looks like it
Premium aten
Really looking forward to seeing what the bond market has in store for tomorrow
Let it fucking die already
Year 1 Price $100 Inflation 0
CELH looks interesting.
I just need a slight down move to win today's reddit prediction
I’m bearish and I think this shit gonna rip this week
If i don’t make money on this spy put tomorrow I’m cash gang and out
Some of you don’t know what Gold Bond is and it smells
Tsla is really due for a bounce.
Trader’s had a liquid lunch and passed out at 2pm today
Can't trade tomorrow since I'll be flying so guess I'll just go with $500 in calls for Wednesday
Bro jus buy WiFi on plane that’s what I did
Flatter than my wife...I don't even have a wife
Bullish af consolidation here at the BOTTOM
Last chance to FOMO in on some TSLA calls before the regard strength rally kicks in
7.3% CPI on Thursday
If you fuckers want your puts to print let her rip and buy cheaper puts. If you dumbasses keep fighting the bulls now we will lose the war on CPI day and bank earnings
Who tf are you talking to?
Y u mad
!banbet XOM $90 2w
Can you stop, I have puts on oil. You better be right unlike the other 6 times
That will hit
Ban Bet Created:
Just casually gaining and losing a whole dollar in minute time spans. Super normal
Did you miss the 58-62?