start slow and tell hem you're bi and that sometimes when the time is right you hedge - and only hedge - with puts. or you get calls and puts before a big announcement and sell both on high IV/movement after once goes up 300% and one goes down 80%
Remember these wise words, lads. You are a tube. The poo is not in you, but outside you. It is the world that is full of shit, not you. Believe in yourself.
a drug deal whom i didnt dare to confront stole my jacket yesterday, i sold my puts yesterday as well only to see the massive gains i missed out on. i . wanna. die .
If DOW breaks the June low tomorrow, it’ll be the second time ever (out of 19 bear markets) that it’s made a new low after a 50% retracement. The last time it happened was during the financial crisis of 2008.
Happened in Russia too. there was a huge run on the banks to convert RUB:USD as their currency crashed from the war. Until it was announced that russian oil could only be bought in ruble, sending the currency to new highs
TESLA RECALLS NEARLY 1.1 MILLION U.S. VEHICLES BECAUSE WINDOW AUTOMATIC REVERSAL SYSTEM MAY NOT REACT CORRECTLY AFTER DETECTING AN OBSTRUCTION -- NHTSA FILING
Who the fuck is buying in this market, we haven’t even come to the point that earnings will drop significantly, and companies are still valued at high p/e
Wow woke up to my plan 100% working. So glad I sold my puts now at close. Was worried I missed out but instead I would have lost a shit ton of money, unless it goes back down…
At close... Market will be flat Friday until JPOW speaks... Imo we see a small rally. Flat Monday and maybe Tuesday then dump more through rest of month as fed offloads billions of balance sheet
How do I come out of the closet and tell my family. They are permabulls, and I bought some puts and I liked it.
start slow and tell hem you're bi and that sometimes when the time is right you hedge - and only hedge - with puts. or you get calls and puts before a big announcement and sell both on high IV/movement after once goes up 300% and one goes down 80%
Remember these wise words, lads. You are a tube. The poo is not in you, but outside you. It is the world that is full of shit, not you. Believe in yourself.
Fellow bears how can we not feel.bad for the bulls..
a drug deal whom i didnt dare to confront stole my jacket yesterday, i sold my puts yesterday as well only to see the massive gains i missed out on. i . wanna. die .
If DOW breaks the June low tomorrow, it’ll be the second time ever (out of 19 bear markets) that it’s made a new low after a 50% retracement. The last time it happened was during the financial crisis of 2008.
looking forward to it!
Wen corn 🌽 0
Close seemed bullish somehow
i’m ready for the sell off
He bought?
Friday is when the real drilling begins
UNG in a Head and Shoulders pattern?
Lmao Msft 200 might be back on the table at this rate
Sleeping in on the west coast kills the trading mojo
Can’t sleep in man. It sucks because I force myself to wake up at 6:30 and sometimes make dumb trades when I’m half asleep still haha
Are we having fun yet?
AAPL and TSLA red, MSFT and GOOG green.
AAPL and TSLA didn’t hit 52 week low yesterday. Guess which ones did?
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The same old you that would post on last night's thread?
Still should
ADBE gaps are made for filling
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Same
This is bottom btw
SQQQ lesssss go!! Let’s see 54 today
Owww tesla bulls can't keep thier 1t evaluation. You want cookies.
Good day for puts boys. Dunno who in their right mind expected market to go up following JPow's speech yesterday lmfao
SPY has so much more to fall compared to many of the stocks in it.... Apple and Tesla are the only reasons its way to high... CMON Ken short it!
tsla should go to &100
Leave it to Elon to start a new currency
Why is it dead in here
Wrong thread
Everyone is in a psychiatric hospital after yesterday
Bulls r fukt
1-1.5% gap down today fellers
Lmao imagine saving your whole life as a Turkish citizen to have 1 man decide that 80% of what you worked towards in life is worthless
Happened in Russia too. there was a huge run on the banks to convert RUB:USD as their currency crashed from the war. Until it was announced that russian oil could only be bought in ruble, sending the currency to new highs
Wat happened
BoE with 50bps... showed up with a knife to a gun fight.
BoE scared about recession because UK economy is doodoo already
TESLA RECALLS NEARLY 1.1 MILLION U.S. VEHICLES BECAUSE WINDOW AUTOMATIC REVERSAL SYSTEM MAY NOT REACT CORRECTLY AFTER DETECTING AN OBSTRUCTION -- NHTSA FILING
The market today where someone panics at an over the air update to fix.
So what !!
Tsla is way too resilient
Did anything happen to cause the futures to Spike? When I went to bed the market was crashing
Japan
Becky is so fucking dumb 😂
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Hell ya
During downtrend to new bull rally,
Wow todays gonna be Fucking ugly . I can’t wait
Futures green = bears delight
Holy fuk. Will we ever get a substantial opening gap down??
Bhahahahah wtf
premarket is hella green
Slight rally today back to dropping tmr
Seasonal hiring
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Eth gonna come back
I AM SHORTING TESLA GUYS
ALL IN! GO FOR IT!
Bears all scared, today will be green.
Bears too tired from night of feasting
Market can’t crash as that makes Biden look bad and Trump look good…. Buy the dip!!!!
But he is bad?
Market Rally today, did you get the memo ? Buy the dip!!!!
Bears r fuk, buy the dip!!!
Bulls, if you stop buying the dip and buy poots, you might have some money to buy the real dip.
That’s not how it works …
should I short tesla?
Lol, I mean, how about anything else
bulls about to get rekt
forse verso l' 08-10 potremmo toccare il minimo
bears are the drugged up homeless mentally ill people who go about talking angrily to their reflection in a window on the street
Got a feeling we gonna fake pump into weekend then die next week
Your calls are dead
I think we get a bounce…really oversold now
oversold? lol
And for good reason.
Bulls are like domestically abused victims and the market is their partner. Bulls know they should leave but just can’t. Poor bulls
Thanks for reminding me about the block user feature
10 more hours no sleep punishment because I was to bullish yesterday. Nevertheless, looks like bulls are back in the driver's seat again!
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Asking for another 10 hours no sleep this evening.
youre a fucking moron and i love you
I saw a guy in here the other day who was looking to buy a stock. To evaluate whether it was fair value compared to other stocks, he did a comparison.
Wait till he hears about efficient markets
Sounds about right
Bulls rationalize by saying it could be worse, just like they do when their gf got plowed by 6 guys instead of 8
1929 was a walk in the park. This time we crash below 0.
Bulls think we will see 390 and they’re right. Just not in their lifetime.
lol
Today we end green. BY HOOK OR BY CROOK
falling knife
Who the fuck is buying in this market, we haven’t even come to the point that earnings will drop significantly, and companies are still valued at high p/e
Just gonna add some more puts
up, down down, up, down down, up, down down, up, down down
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Wow woke up to my plan 100% working. So glad I sold my puts now at close. Was worried I missed out but instead I would have lost a shit ton of money, unless it goes back down…
i’m still holding my puts god bless 🙏🏻
Wait you sold your puts ? Hey guys , we’re shooting down tomorrow
I'm confusion, why would you sell puties
Futes back to red and internet money ... well ... it's Thursday and internet money normally does not do well on Thursday.
Good I don’t get paid till tm
what happened to big green??? oh no thought it was gonna rip???
THIS TBH
Believe it or not a lot of finwit is STILL bullish. 🤡
And just like that futes BLOOD red. Just as I predicted. Silly bulls
Turn it upside down, they went green bro
I’m thinking calls into market close after the dump today?
At close... Market will be flat Friday until JPOW speaks... Imo we see a small rally. Flat Monday and maybe Tuesday then dump more through rest of month as fed offloads billions of balance sheet
ppl buying msft are actually dumb af. y’all do realize it has hugest pe among big techs beside amzn
It’s because of the increased dividend
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Looking at P/E for tech is dumb anyway
the bearish way to stir your coffee:
Coffee enemas are no joke. I saw a documentary about how a couple got addicted to them
Do they think they can prop TSLA up forever?
Yeez went for a wank and we are red again
Can we just appreciate how that Yen crap rallied futures to +0.80% and we're now at -0.01%.
The yen is almost as fake and ghey as the futes
People keep fighting macro and this is the result
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Were you hiking rates?
Guys, I have no idea what I’m doing I’m fuk
Great Ted talk
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Add some smoked salmon to it and use Ezekiel bread that’s been slightly toasted.
Only bears can afford that
ye def dumping my puts of today is green
Plot Twist: He doesn't own puts and most definitely has taken out an overdraft to buy calls that are now at -50%
JPOW has such a sexy voice
And a big cock. Some men have it all
So it is a portable button that you carry around everyday?
Europoors wondering why they’re poor
The only way out for bulls is to end their lives. It’s going to get a whole lot worse from here. 50-100 within a matter of years.
shut up doomer
And maybe a extra cold winter this year
I have revised my thinking. The 10:30 am rule IS in effect today. To bad bulls. You really wanted a gap down today. The pain will continue slowly.
Calls at close is the move for calls... JPOW will for sure say their tools are working tomorrow
flat day incoming
bearhunter new account is shilljngdotcom
What’s significant about bear hunter? Meme maker person or something?
I’m flattered
Drill team six reporting for back for duty
Enjoy the losses. You earned them!
I r fuk
EuroPoors, thanks for holding these bags
Omfg futes are ripping
How do you view futures? I haven’t figured out how to pull them up on TDA mobile app or Webull mobile app.
Omfg, you're a watermelon
Don’t fight the Fed, but always fight the BoJ
What is BoJ?
Domo
Market looking crazy bullish
SPY kiss of death