How insane is it how rigged the market is. It’s very clear it’s in control of a small number of people. Look at today’s price action right at the very end. Very unnatural movement. Up down in big swift waves in just a few minutes. Imagine How much money it takes to move the entire market that way. It’s as if the federal reserve is also in on it. It is very organized rigging .
I'm pissed I was intending on hearing the fomc live and playing puts, nobody ever has an answer for where to watch live. I was looking at what must've been a freaking commercial here:
You can only kick the earnings revision can so far down the road... Rate increases further contract those.... I just hope I have money left in my account to catch it when they start happening...
Russia has more nuclear weapons than the US, Putin wants to be Peter the Great. He is a pussy, yes, since he doesn't have to fight these wars, he just sits in his fuckin palace -- but if you think for a second he wouldn't fire a nuke you're squarely wrong.
Depositions typically never see the light of day. Those are interviews during the discovery process by opposing counsel. If you settle, put non-disclosure in the settlement agreement. If you don’t settle, well then it’s coming out at trial probably so the depos don’t matter.
This isn't call of duty bro.. Nuclear weapon cause mass civilian casualties. He would instantly lose the support of everyone in the country and would be demonised like no1 else since hitler.
A Texas jury has ordered Charter Communications to pay $7 billion in punitive damages to the family of an 83-year-old grandmother robbed and murdered by a cable repairman who arrived in the company’s van while off the clock.
Remember: Apply for credit cards and credit limit increases now, that way when the recession gets bad and you get laid off you have ample borrowing power.
Fun fact: the U.S. saved Russia from that moron Lenin and his dumbass antiwork government from starvation. During the great famine President Hoover was the first to rush to the aid of those starving. America spent the equivalent of 100s of billions of dollars feeding 10 million people a day and clothing them. Now Putin wants to nuke us. Fuck Putin he should learn his history. Russia wouldnt exist without America.
Germany could have taken Russia without the western countries forcing Gerny to fight on several different fronts. If all of Germany's might was thrown into the fight against Russia, Putin would be speaking German now. And he'd still hate the west.
He's going to nuke his own people and blame it on us. They'll be livid and volunteer to join the Russin army. I see his moves on the chess board in advance.
Fuck this market. How did we get to a place in America where the words of one unelected “expert” can send the market wildly swinging in one direction or another?
The fact this market is so easy now is frightening. The same old tank everyday just like the same old moon in the bull market. The trend never lies right..
You will not believe it. I just had a quick chat with the cashier. He really thinks that the "FOMC will crash the market" meme is real. What else does he believe in? Santa Claus?
How insane is it how rigged the market is. It’s very clear it’s in control of a small number of people. Look at today’s price action right at the very end. Very unnatural movement. Up down in big swift waves in just a few minutes. Imagine How much money it takes to move the entire market that way. It’s as if the federal reserve is also in on it. It is very organized rigging .
I'm becoming a gay bear, can I be a mod now?
There only thing thing that matters
King of the bear market told u so
Bagholder spotted.
🌽 going on a deep sea voyage
BEARS ALWAYS WIN
I like well aged things. Hope you made money
Like old gilfs?
About to paperhand SPY calls
I'm pissed I was intending on hearing the fomc live and playing puts, nobody ever has an answer for where to watch live. I was looking at what must've been a freaking commercial here:
Where are those "baked in" bulls?
RIP
This is boring, guess I'll just get back to batin'
So are we going up or down when & J POW speaks?
Let me check my crystal ball
Its such bullshit that Jamie Dimon just said "WHEN things get worse" and yet on CNBC it says JPM is bullish... WTF is up with that bull shit!?
Dimon is moron
I’m playing both sides, so that I always come out on top
Thinking of buying some more $PYR and $HPQFF. I’m noob but like the stocks.
Social media challenges to spread awareness are fucking cringe. It honestly makes me hate people just a bit more
You can only kick the earnings revision can so far down the road... Rate increases further contract those.... I just hope I have money left in my account to catch it when they start happening...
Interesting, algo isn't pumping anymore on mega caps...
pump to dump
Todays action already exists in the future. Priced In.
Seriously pumping on WWIII news? Not surprised
wars are bullish
The markets rigged. We're all fuck! 🐐🍆
Imagine bulls buying into WW3 when Russia just declared mobilization.
This confuses me
Nasdick
Gold ⬆️
RIP Ray Liotta.
Will the MM’s payout WSB for once? Lmao
DXY hitting new highs, rate hike today, and a madman threatening nuclear war. Yup, futes are green
Putin is a pussy, and he won’t do shit.
Russia has more nuclear weapons than the US, Putin wants to be Peter the Great. He is a pussy, yes, since he doesn't have to fight these wars, he just sits in his fuckin palace -- but if you think for a second he wouldn't fire a nuke you're squarely wrong.
He’ll get hundreds of thousands killed or maimed.
I am sure Putin will lose sleep over your provoking statements whilst he orders/drafts another 300k soldiers
I'm betting Putin timed his speech just in time for the fed to react to the bear. Now there's two bears to contend with and it's no coincidence.!
Double negative is a positive. Bull case secured
Spy 390 before or after lunch? Spy 400 eow or next week ? I cant decide
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Day trading is easy with the right strategy…right?
What's that?
Good morning its 6:30 am
Your clock is fast.
Putin is not bluffing. In the same way that USA nuked Japan, I see it as perfectly plausible for Russia to launch a nuke on Ukraine.
yeah the same way
Let him try. Let’s glass those Slavic fucks. Their alphabet is such an eyesore
This lad plays too much call of duty
Did you even listen to what he said?
Green candles with Putin, bears start shootin
Im probably regarded but Im buying puts on this pump. Probably a few lotto weeklies and a shit ton of monthlies
How tf is spy up????
Trapping some more dumb bulls
Don’t know
Russia starting to cross our redline imo.
Imo, Russia is all show no go. Saying the word “mobilizing” is like me saying I have a 10 inch donger and failing to show it.
Inverse yourself
So bang your wife’s boyfriend?
It’s gonna be a big day
As many spy 0DTE I can get for $3
Calls or puts?
BP plant on fire in Ohio ✅ Putin escalation ✅ Futures green 😂
Lotta heavy stuff coming down the pipe: fed, putin, NY gonna sue trump....
Calls for today I think, JPOW is too much of a pussy to raise rates
It’s remarkable that movement in spy has been larger than qqq
inverse putin says he is bluffing, calls on spy at open
Is it worth trading futures instead of the spy
You can lose your money even faster
Beyond meat was human flesh the entire time
I make 20K x 5 spreadbet on this yesterday it’s my last play $PGY
Bro stfu about your penny stock
My company just settled with a woman that filed sexual harassment charges on our manager. Its a big ass corporation too
Depositions typically never see the light of day. Those are interviews during the discovery process by opposing counsel. If you settle, put non-disclosure in the settlement agreement. If you don’t settle, well then it’s coming out at trial probably so the depos don’t matter.
And they didn’t fire him? Which company so I can buy puts. That’s a pr bomb
Which company? I could get more for filing a sexual harassment than I could selling women's foot pics.
Anyone else surprised that Russia hasn’t used nuclear weapons yet? Like the entire west is openly supplying Ukraine to kill Russian troops….
Nuking Ukraine means the entirety of Russia dies to nuclear fallout. Lol
Tell Russia to stop killing babies on TV.
That would be “MAD”
This isn't call of duty bro.. Nuclear weapon cause mass civilian casualties. He would instantly lose the support of everyone in the country and would be demonised like no1 else since hitler.
Lot's of fear in this sub reddit today
nukes are bullish for my Uranium and water ETFs
Profile pic checks out
Tesla puts will be crazy nuts because I can turn my last $200 into like $4k
When?
You mean $4
LFG KEN GRIFFIN 2024! MAKE AMERICA CITADEL AGAIN!
A Texas jury has ordered Charter Communications to pay $7 billion in punitive damages to the family of an 83-year-old grandmother robbed and murdered by a cable repairman who arrived in the company’s van while off the clock.
How can we make money off this situation?
It is sad how bad people are at thinking
The company tried to cover it up and lied to the court which is really what they’re getting dinged for
That is horrible but.....7 Billion? That seems...insane.
Yeah that's a logical amount
BBBY up from yesterdays close ($7.60) - pre-market currently at $7.61
Die in a fire
Make Putin president of SPY looks like it likes him.
Poppa putin
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You're forgetting the Chinese Zero Tolerance shutting down factories.
Someone gets it
Remember: Apply for credit cards and credit limit increases now, that way when the recession gets bad and you get laid off you have ample borrowing power.
This is the way of 2008
Putin playing command and conquer selling buildings to get the people to send them to the front lines
Fun fact: the U.S. saved Russia from that moron Lenin and his dumbass antiwork government from starvation. During the great famine President Hoover was the first to rush to the aid of those starving. America spent the equivalent of 100s of billions of dollars feeding 10 million people a day and clothing them. Now Putin wants to nuke us. Fuck Putin he should learn his history. Russia wouldnt exist without America.
Germany could have taken Russia without the western countries forcing Gerny to fight on several different fronts. If all of Germany's might was thrown into the fight against Russia, Putin would be speaking German now. And he'd still hate the west.
It would exist, but things would be quite different. More NK like
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Now imagine if Russia send weapons to Mexico and support the sovereignty of Texas then claim it s Biden 's war
I think we will see at least some nukes
He's going to nuke his own people and blame it on us. They'll be livid and volunteer to join the Russin army. I see his moves on the chess board in advance.
Fuck this market. How did we get to a place in America where the words of one unelected “expert” can send the market wildly swinging in one direction or another?
Definitely not healthy lol but I guess we can only play the shitty hand we were dealt
It’ll 75 but JPOW is also going to follow it up by verbally eviscerating the economy
This.
SPY down, TSLA up, SPY up, TSLA down
Bears r fuk :)
Which countries will Putin nuke first? Ukraine, obviously...then Germany?
Pls no, europoor me wants to grow grey without radiation
Probably Russia because hes incompetent
Blow up your account today. Be a man.
Take out a margin loan and then blow up your account. Be a man
Anyone has a good article about the Uniper deal?
Had someone tell me yesterday SPX was to expensive
Give me a play to turn 7k into 100k today, what you got
David Blaine, a casino run, or robbing the special olympics.
Futes are fake and gay
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My thoughts are you drink monster and have a lot of drywall patches.
Yeah, because why not eh? Would love a nuclear winter in the middle of September
Always inverse WSB sentiment and Putin threats. This is the way.
Calling it now, 100 bepis today
The way MMs are pumping the market indicates they are trying to create bagholders
Nukes are transitory
Calls on Fallout (Game)
Putin: "I will nuke everyone!"
100 bps will be bullish and 75bps will be bearish
50bps will be circuit breakers
JFK was assassinated 59 years ago this day
Too soon
So
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Take iron
Puts on your longevity
Standing too much?
Just redefine inflation again
And recession
bull and bear pp is hard rn is fun for me
World is so numb now it doesn't matter we will have nukes flying as long as Tesla delivers.
I think we should hold a bet if nuclear war will happen or not. It's the WSB way.
!banbet nukes 12pm
Biden gonna make my calls print atleast for abit, no way JPow goes 100 with midterms up. I'll bet a pierced dick tip on that!
Mooooods
Mods!
The fact this market is so easy now is frightening. The same old tank everyday just like the same old moon in the bull market. The trend never lies right..
You will not believe it. I just had a quick chat with the cashier. He really thinks that the "FOMC will crash the market" meme is real. What else does he believe in? Santa Claus?
high rates and nukes are bullish
Cramer the type of guy that wipes ass to wenis
What time joow
Whenever I decide to get back in, the market drops and I hear his voice: “too soon junior”
Putin threatens Nuclear War. SPY & Europoors:
Cramer is such a clown. He literally gets everything wrong
There was a leak stating 1.25% to put inflation in its place and then .5% on the next one
No
Source or ban. You can’t say something like this without a source.
source? xD
When is jpow speaking?