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Fuck work - boss asking me for a bunch of shit and I lost track of time & didn’t get a QQQ strangle for next week in before the market closed. Now I gotta remember to trade MNQ on Sunday night
I could understand the 'we'll end green' cope at 3 but we're 3 minutes to the bell with about 5 dollars between spy and green and people are still screaming it
I like to watch the Financial Modeling World Cup, but really this is kind of a bloody Roman Colosseum battle of financial modeling with all these algorithms going to war
Can’t believe people buying puts at this moment, not too different to people buying calls on ATH, listen the bad news are already priced in. A 75 basis pump would be a good reason to rally at this point, bad risk to reward ratio in puts now
SBUX immune to inflation.. right?
i miss the old j pow
How big of a gamble would it be buying Activision here at $76 hoping the deal with Microsoft goes through and get a big payday?
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How will the lack of MBS purchases and rising interest rates affect rent prices? I’m genuinely curious and trying to understand it all
Who convinced these idiots holding a dead stock while executives sell is a good idea? You're letting them leave you with the bag
Amc ATTACK!!!
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GAWDDAMIT I hate my family. All of them.
If you live in LA I’ll point you to a recovery meeting brother
Sold my puts for only a 22% gain on my overall options positions, I’ll still take it.
Me too, about that. Made over 2200 today.
https://numbercrunch.app/
Dropped 20k on META. Already regretting it
META > EATM e
Yep
If I had just not traded Wednesday I would have had a great week. Oh well, live to trade another week.
IF you like taking it in the ass, you loved what happened this week.
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Welp TSLA can go fuck right off
Costco earnings next week Calls or puts? I’ll buy whatever wsb’s feeling
Every time I go there I spend $400 on 15 food items and it’s always packed with people with may more in their carts than me
puts because I'm cancelling my membership
Fuck work - boss asking me for a bunch of shit and I lost track of time & didn’t get a QQQ strangle for next week in before the market closed. Now I gotta remember to trade MNQ on Sunday night
Probably not a bad deal.
tom lee always looks like his dog just died
moron Tom Lee coming up on cnbs
Circuit beaker next week. May be trending soon.
We open 388 Monday my guess
Lol
if we do it's just to so we can retest 390 and drop.
Really made 378 puts for Wednesday hopefully they print
Stop betting against Tesla, should the company be at 110 p/e? Fuck no, but you are going to be broke before the market accepts that.
It doesn’t get more obvious, just stomach losses short term
It and AAPL are the last dominoes to fall.
There are some people in here... and it shows...
Been saying it for years...sad really.
Riding into the weekend with 24x 9/23 61c KO lottos and mostly cash. KO is bound to bounce back after OPEX.
!remind me 1 week
fukkkkkk
Keep on thinking that. The market has a way of putting people in their place.
I’ve done like 10 hours of work in the last 2 weeks and now recruiter from Apple up in my LinkedIn dms.
Wrong
Wrong
They must know you are high output. We are lucky to get 5 hours out of a lot our peeps.
“Pretty bullish close” -regards on copium
heads up jagoffs
appl bullish
There's a snake in my boot
damn
Up 20k to down 6k. In one day. It be like that
I hope y'all made a lot of money today. My score is +3855 today, + 15,576 for the week.
Recession cancelled
I called 385 at 11am today. I think it drops again once SPY options expire at 4:15.
if this market has destroyed you , find an easier hobby
lol, i see some triggered bagholders dont like the truth
Being as hungry for the respect of wsb as you are isn't a characteristic of a winner
Lol
Tesla is the market
Holding puts. I think we gap down Monday. That volume was fun!
Why didn't you take profit?
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Wow 🤩 very nice
Casinos closed, go enjoy the weekend and come back Monday to turn in your money regards.
TSLA back at 303 for the 17th time this year like I said lol
You da man!
you can trade spy options on webull until 4:15pm. your last chance for puts
That's impossible
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Pencils down fuckface
My ✏️ still up
Finally this week is over
Go long on oil before close ?
Oil probably won't start going back up until after midterms.
FedUp with the markets.
If anyone has 1 million cash they can control the float of SchwarzeNEGGer
I strangled 384 cause I don’t know what’s going down over the weekend but we opening $5 up or down.
So, 390 or 392 open on Monday. These look like the only possible options
lol
ding ding ding ding
Bagholder spotted.
GG everybody....better luck next week Bulls (or not).
There it is
Damn whats up with calls being cheap today. Just picked up some Baba $93 for 0.69 sep 23. Lets go commies!
What a way to close. Not holding anything over the weekend, this is just silly at this point. At least 3900 wasn't regained... yet.
Well I bought the top again
prepare for AH drop like yesterday
AH yesterday was based solely on FEDEX. Not going to happen again tard
BOUNCE BABY BOUNCE
Inverse wsb was the play today and always has been
Called 386 eod; those cockgobblers
market made a slight recovery
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Why NFLX green?
Profitable company that already had the shit beat out of its valuation perhaps?
SPY 400 next week is not a meme
52 seconds remain in the market
Pump!!!!!!!! Fuk your puts.
Thank god INTC and NVDA were way oversold
Those fuckers in that central bank building did this
This is the moment for TSLA puts. 45-ish dte.
Loading up puts. Easy money monday
We are going to crash so hard next week. We could see $350 or even below.
400 next week confirmed
They took the one time forgiveness from PDT off ? Can’t find it in Webull
power minute drop? pleas dive again
Just when you think the market makers are gonna let your Puts print you turn around and see me printing NEGG naked calls 🤖🦾🦿
Gayest day ever
We did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To the moon
Down 6% this week.
Up and up and up it goes, where it stops nobody knows.
NVDA blowing up
I could understand the 'we'll end green' cope at 3 but we're 3 minutes to the bell with about 5 dollars between spy and green and people are still screaming it
Witching hour was fun but I am tapping out. I made my gains
Sold out of my Puts for a 46% gain, don’t want any risk entering the weekend.
Spy 360 by wed or I’m banned again 🥺
At least you’re one of the few with the cojones to banbet
Hope to see you here
paid 5 cents for the uvxy puts in size
no one knows who you are or cares
Lmao Cramer said don’t buy OXY already up 40% on calls
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Lmfao
Pump into FOMC
I like to watch the Financial Modeling World Cup, but really this is kind of a bloody Roman Colosseum battle of financial modeling with all these algorithms going to war
But max pain is 405 Bools. Why calls no print?
386 will fall and bears will die
Had only puts and made out with a profit. Damned miracle
Can't beat the infinite liquidity machine.
So I’m guessing puts for next week. 🤔
It's time to join theta gang
What a bullish close lmfao
Bullshit *
Pretty good day for the bulls good job guys
red is considered a good day for bulls? didn't know that
I love all the people in denial saying we're definitely not going to fall any further because there was resistance at an arbitrary pricepoint
it's different this time
I can just hear Powell sittin at $386 cackling as he unloads $96B worth of shit into this volume
Holy shit were going green
Can't tell if I'm buzzed or experiencing derealization
🌈🐻 bearboozled once again
my dog just licked my toes and it tickled 🤭
It really is a squeeze or be squeezed market
VIX says oversold bounce awaits on Monday
It’s flatter than your mom
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Hey I only have 3 Ls.... But it's okay. Happy to get the first ✅
Those margins tho
told ya a strong close
Bulls: I didn't hear no bell
I learned my lesson and will never engage with a TSLA put again lol For those who couldn’t sell this morning I truly feel for you.
Bulls are bearing down on the market to the close......**heavy breathing noises**
We almost went green today
green by close
Market looks bad. Time to open some puts on the most overvalued company in the world.
Memes gonna meme my guy
Tsla reaching for green out of spite
Imagine this turns green
i accomplished literally nothing this week 👍🏻
👍
They pull this shit so many fucking times I’m amazed I still get surprised by it.
Yes
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Maybe
Open
Green into fade
Yes
For sure.
Gazillion people hooked on 1min chart
Can’t believe people buying puts at this moment, not too different to people buying calls on ATH, listen the bad news are already priced in. A 75 basis pump would be a good reason to rally at this point, bad risk to reward ratio in puts now
Unless jpow says stop buying or ima do 100 next time
Death by 1000 cuts instead of 1 in the guts
DG/AAPL puts Cause why not
5 minute warning. Remember to pick up your piss bottles before you leave.
Bulls I hope you have a really bad weekend. Fucking losers
How them puts?
All of you break-even cucks holding TSLA at $300 better get tf out the way