Yes, MM's want some more of your delicious exit liquidity so they can slowly rotate into bonds. Tomorrow's little pump (and I believe there will be one) will be very tasty for them to slowly, slowly bleed out like leeches over the remainder of the day while contracts rot.
honestly, i knew that was going to happen, but because i knew it was gonna happen, i didn't put any money down on it, because whenever i put money down, it inverses me. in other news, i didn't know that X and ZIM were going to shit all over the god damn fucking floor again jfc
Bulls FAILED to buy a lot of stocks on the day after the second greatest dump. They are SCARED of buying, just as they are scared of buying groceries due to UNSTOPPABLE INFLATION.
Some of you are following support on SPY. They raised it above support at close. Wall st will not let their trend line go away. I hope these motherf***** burn
Sincerely, I was thinking of pulling tarot cards and then trading, and making a YouTube channel following how successful it was. Might be even more absurd than a goldfish, at least the fish is reacting to something 😂
Some poor bastards out there were diamond handing SPY 390 0 DTE puts, freaking gripping the arm rest of his seat, only to have a massive green dildo snatch every last penny from the jaws of victory.
Buying short dated puts after such a huge drop? Usually a no no, buying long dated puts is a much safer and more guaranteed way to make money in the end. Might have a tiny bounce before to dump more
They are cash cows and can easily cut expenses if needed. Right now they are spending on metaverse but it’s basically discretionary and can be cut back if needed
Thank you for another opportunity to load up on cheap October puts. They will do very well for me when the FOMC minutes talk about the possibility of 100bps.
Do bulls like traps ;) cause they are always be getting bear traps
Die SPY, die.
Yesterday, FD's were such an easy game to play
nah , no posting of gold today.
I think yesterday might have been a dead cat bounce.
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Who thinks HDK is going to hit $1000+
Wtf this thread dead?
nature is healing
JPow a punk ass bitch, he won't do shit
Rip my Tesla puts rip my paycheck
What are you guys gonna sell your HKD at? I originally thought $1000 but I might be more conservative and sell at $500!
i'll sell at 20 bux
This market is a joke!
97.8 % of a;; HKD traders made money
Bears are the dumbest animals ever
Yo, you see last weeks pump?
The stock market is just a giant Potemkin village. I bet the lines don't even have any money in them at all!
Im fine either way as long as it goes extra hard, cant let theta gang hunt me down
HKD
Bought today some Aerojet Rocketdyne. Watch it regards... it is not a meme trade, however with a lot of longterm potential.
Um i have 7k in premiums on 395 9/16p - please tell me its going to recover over the next 2 days
Narrator: it didn't recover.
Let me guess you bought those at SPY 392 VIX 27 yesterday?
Yes please pump this garbage overnight. I wanna short at 397 tomorrow
better wait for 407
iSPY algos manipulating
Crooked street BlackRock Aladdin supercomputer says hello !
eod selling was clearly soft so the rally was not hard to fathom
Yes, MM's want some more of your delicious exit liquidity so they can slowly rotate into bonds. Tomorrow's little pump (and I believe there will be one) will be very tasty for them to slowly, slowly bleed out like leeches over the remainder of the day while contracts rot.
Would you like a waaburger and a French cries ?
cnbc nygren almost killed me hes so boring
Not gonna lie, I am a bit surprised it closed at $395 today. Felt like a $390-391 sort of day. That's alright. There is always tomorrow.
if anyone snagged calls last minute before that monster jump good on you damn.
This amazing prediction today
There's a master algorithm out there and I'm gonna debate it.
There is . BlackRock Aladdin supercomputer, Beat that and u beat crook street
Let’s make money tomorrow too.
Wait what do you mean, too?
Bear is so fck
what about the railroads 🤫
Because spy closed barely green?
I like how ABNB stock has been totally unbothered by this market.
Guys I’m done till I save up 500$ to blow on 0dte calls/puts best of luck you fuking regards
5 BILLION individuals are expected to watch the FIFA World Cup in Nov/Dec- @Telemundo
5 billion ?
Fubo tv
Crypto will pamp then.
Opening red tomorrow?
No way
Well that killed my mood for the rest of the fuckimg day 😓
you gotta pay the troll toll
What you say? Hey hey hey!
I made money on SPY puts I bought in the morning
What does real estate even mean ? Does unreal estate even exist ? I mean who named it real estate?
Latin, my boy.
Maybe real is like royal? The estate of the king? He owns the whole country after all.
they named it that 5000 years ago , knowing we would have the metaverse, where assholes would pay good money for fake imaginary real estate.
The meta verse is the unreal estate
Pump et
HKD gonna do it again?
Here we go again lol
Duck me
honestly, i knew that was going to happen, but because i knew it was gonna happen, i didn't put any money down on it, because whenever i put money down, it inverses me. in other news, i didn't know that X and ZIM were going to shit all over the god damn fucking floor again jfc
Bulls FAILED to buy a lot of stocks on the day after the second greatest dump. They are SCARED of buying, just as they are scared of buying groceries due to UNSTOPPABLE INFLATION.
Probably after OPEX bro
Are you bearyhunter's evil twin or the same dude. Bullhunter makees more sense tbh
narrator: it didn't
Holding for that railroad strike
Some of you are following support on SPY. They raised it above support at close. Wall st will not let their trend line go away. I hope these motherf***** burn
I think they really just want to break up the red with green so that it's less scary for the CNBC boomer crowd.
Tesla up AHs yummy looking
If it doesn’t gap down tomorrow morning I’m fuk
Making trades based off astrology is better than using logic and reason in this market
That ARKK lady consults God.
Most Technical analysis is "hey look at this downward sloping line! I bet its about to keep going downward!"
Please read Keynesian economics for your own good.
Sincerely, I was thinking of pulling tarot cards and then trading, and making a YouTube channel following how successful it was. Might be even more absurd than a goldfish, at least the fish is reacting to something 😂
max pain 405, bers are fuk!
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Surely no one can take the US market seriously? So volatile, manipulated and senseless
Just because you don’t know how to trade and keep loosing money it doesn’t mean it’s manipulated
Yup, the Chinese market is where you want to be to avoid all that shit
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😂
CPI = 0.1% // SPY close = 0.38%
Yay
Well should I sell my 9/23 396c?
Usually when there is a big Green Dildo at market close then the next day is green.
stop noticing things
Wise words
Jerome is a triflin hoe
I hate ES buyers more than anything on this earth
Some poor bastards out there were diamond handing SPY 390 0 DTE puts, freaking gripping the arm rest of his seat, only to have a massive green dildo snatch every last penny from the jaws of victory.
If they got a move like that yesterday and didnt sell,they are retarded
So much drama for +0.38% lollll spectating >>> participating
Market back to cucking options
Really need to take a break from trying to time the drop
Big bulls making a stand
a little eod SQQQQQQQQQQQQEZZZEEEEEEEER
Market has the death wobbles
Wtf was that spy bounce my puts will never fucking print
Kek we roasted bears today. Keep up the positivity.
illegal buying
Bro that close was hilarious wtf
They call it ‘bargain hunters’ aka manipulators
I think we Will never se bearhunter again i Will always wonder What Guy that irs behind the keyboeard
We call that right there power hour
My 9/16 puts I bought yesterday are hurting now but they’ll print this week right?
Right ? 🥹
Buying short dated puts after such a huge drop? Usually a no no, buying long dated puts is a much safer and more guaranteed way to make money in the end. Might have a tiny bounce before to dump more
I want to get updates on whatever whales bought all those $296 QQQ calls and then forced the market there.
Europe and asia markets suxxxx
I brilliantly penetrated him.
The ol fuck you switcharoo
F*ck you bulls
Bbby about to moon. They pumping HDK stock again. Last time they pumped it, bbby went to $30 around week later
Why is everyone so Bullish on Meta here?? Might buy some shares
They print money which is better than burning cash going for growth going into the next 12 months.
They are cash cows and can easily cut expenses if needed. Right now they are spending on metaverse but it’s basically discretionary and can be cut back if needed
Yeah go all in Meta is a great company that have so mutch room to go..
Don't forget that snp500 was at 4108 on monday close.
Dont act surprised bears (I am also bear)
DCA prevents the market from ever fully pricing in bad news, and triggers otherwise unsubstantiated upward momentum.
Somehow nasdaq fell 35% in 9 months tho....
Wild guess. Max pain was 395?
fakest bounce I've ever seen
Godamnit Jerome
Cant help but laugh at the retardedness of that
sorry bers, you are fuk
Imagine explaining why today was stressful to someone who doesn’t trade
pos market
God's plan
WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
I was. Scalped all day. Great day for it .
Man WISH is starting to look juicy. Its bound to 2-3X randomly at some point. I just hope it doesn't wait until it's at 0.25 and bounce to 0.75.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
Towel breaking out !!!
Why the fuck did we just pump to close lol
We started pumping once railways started canceling due to the upcoming strike. Typical bear market shit.
To fuck puts, plain and simple.
Can’t wait for tomorrows blood bath
Well bulls, gotta hand it to you. That's an impressive EOD.
Agreed, gg
Shrek coming in to save the day
Congrats Theta gang and MM and fuck you.
Imagine buying in this market. Y'all deserve to lose money.
Oops I just broke a rule. Well back to the pile
The market is closed
My puts are not even fazed by this pump because VIX is going up
VIX is dumping what you on about?
Pencils down everybody
This is bullshit
Bulls 🤡🫵
My ass still hurts from yesterday, but at least I get to say: Bears r fucked…. that is it see you tomorrow
Well that was boring
Closing green. Bear hunter where ya at you fuckin jabroni???
Annnnd we're back.
Got a lil TBT and SQQQ at close.
Let’s go bbby!!!
this is MM bullshit for opex man just insanity
Day from hell but we made it
Well goddamn that is a well executed trap ending.
Step-SPY what are you doing
see what had happened was
Bears running for the hills as the 22 inch green dildo goes straight up their ghey bear asses!!! Fuck yeah!
You really celebrating a .4% Green Day after a massacre-5% yesterday 😂😂
Thank you for another opportunity to load up on cheap October puts. They will do very well for me when the FOMC minutes talk about the possibility of 100bps.
Can’t wait till you bulls get fucking dropped from the roof tomorrow
Nothing happened today super wack
Spy chart looks like a heartbeat
Now THAT was retarded. Dump resumes tomorrow though
Def think so but at same time QQQ bouncing around 293 EOD yesterday and all day today, seems like a potential setup for a bounce.
guess jobless numbers look good for tomorrow
Good meaning multiples beyond what's expected.
It will be, most people need to work 2-3 jobs just to survive so yeah I think the jobs report will look good
DRAINK THE DARK POOLS #BBBY
Pffffftt the people in here talking like bears just got wiped out. How quick we are to forget the ass gaping from yesterday.
Lmao this has to be a sick joke
https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1570138026231365635
Explain 4 me
So many traps today, the spy is so kinky sometimes