if there's a recession, why are all the small retail co posting ER beats? mkt is falling bc the megarich and politicians "magically" put out hawkish statements just as giant put blocks appear in time and sales. what a "coincidence". corruption everywhere
This guy gets it. Pissy bears in here apparently don’t like solid companies undervalued with high potential over the same old pump and dumps. Their loss
$996 realized losses today, vs $1484 realized gains yesterday... BUT set myself up for bigtime gains for the rest of the month and still have $45-50k cash to play with for shorter term plays.
Sold TSLA puts at the bottom of today for a $5,000 gain. Waited one hour, bought them back, proceeded to not check my account till EOD. Down $6k at close
I almost did the same thing with meta puts then remembered to not fight the market and bought a couple grand of 0dte spy calls. It shouldn’t go up, but it will.
I lost my virginity on a super bowl Sunday many moons ago. I don't remember who was playing that year and I don't remember the girls name either. So flip a coin. It doesn't matter.
Opening week. My home team,chiefs, play cardinals away week one. I live in Phoenix and have tickets. No way anything but death is making me miss that game
Kinda impressed it shot back up to green. But rip my 390 puts for tomorrow LOL. “Averaged” down earlier. Shoulda just stopped when I sold my qqq puts at what appears to be todays bottom.
Gonna laugh my ass off when memes gape your assholes so hard you beg for death. That’s what I live for....all the anti-merican cucks to melt away to nothingness.
Yeah I agree. I'm not even a bear, I'm red on every position, but this doesn't feel like a rational pump. There are too many macro issues for there to be any kind of sustained rally at this point
no power hour today folks
if there's a recession, why are all the small retail co posting ER beats? mkt is falling bc the megarich and politicians "magically" put out hawkish statements just as giant put blocks appear in time and sales. what a "coincidence". corruption everywhere
Inflation is real and underreported with CPI.
BBBY T+13 FAILURE. No longer on threshold.
Anyone ever turn like a small amount of money into a fuck ton from consistently taking small profits on weekly spy calls/puts that you trade daily?
This is the way
I made 600% in a month and a week before I ran out of day trades. Now I'm in SMAR calls and just waiting
These guy on the other side of our trades certainly
Tomorrow starts Game of Thrones - season reek in the market.
trend line intact .. we going up.
please no
Cramer says stay away means bottom is in1
where? SPY or BBBY? inverse cramer works so well. some guy did it with 7+ figs and doubled this yr so far. i hope cramer said to short the mkt
I haven't had power/electric for 3 days bbby yolo for sure
December 1st 2021: no one
I'm huge into nvidia then Cramer goes and ruins it.
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh
any thoughts about zomedica (zom) it can make a load of money if we all jump in tomorrow
Ban
Hot take:
why don't you just see if people put money where their mouth is and check put call ratios and option volumes
What?
O sheet someone bought $1.8M BBBY ITM LEAPS.
just because they have a lot of money that doesn't mean they aren't just as fucking stupid as you
BBBY Founder and CEO Ryan Cohen? The Ryan Cohen that dumped $178 million on his 'valued shareholders'? That Ryan Cohen?
Nvda ready for another Buffalo jump
Ladies I told you so
Spank!
Have we hit the bottom on NVDA?
Why is Tesla going up?
WHEN WILL BBBY GO UP?!
Uh it went to 30 a while back
Maybe never
All the bears listening to Paranoid by black sabath right now
Song fucks honestly
Broke even by EOD after being down 10k+ at the lows being all in on TARK and SOXL. Whew. Live to fight another day.
Guess GCT was the true BBBY all along
This guy gets it. Pissy bears in here apparently don’t like solid companies undervalued with high potential over the same old pump and dumps. Their loss
Lulu said "what recession?"
-why did it spike after hours i wanna print money with PUTS on that
Hot girls with nice butts in spandex is never a fad
$996 realized losses today, vs $1484 realized gains yesterday... BUT set myself up for bigtime gains for the rest of the month and still have $45-50k cash to play with for shorter term plays.
How did bac pump
Bumped to 10, was keeping my eye on it but it didn't hit very hard, instant sell off once it crested.
inverse WSB strikes again.
TSLA easy faceripper tomorrow. Maybe back to drilling in a couple weeks
I bought GCT at $61 and I’ll do it again. Price matches my IQ
Hold until $100+ should be easy especially after the quiet period ends and PR begins along with ER release in coming weeks
Gct saving me after I dumped bbby lmfao
Same here bought back GCT @ 15
Why does positions or ban not work anymore? Wack
Whoever said AVGO puts, fuck u and fuck me
Sold TSLA puts at the bottom of today for a $5,000 gain. Waited one hour, bought them back, proceeded to not check my account till EOD. Down $6k at close
options are just too risky to leave unattended
fuck this has happened to a lot of us in here today lol
I almost did the same thing with meta puts then remembered to not fight the market and bought a couple grand of 0dte spy calls. It shouldn’t go up, but it will.
All the bears starting to sound like BBBY Bag holders now
Do you guys know how many new puts got opened this week for september
It's not really drilling if it reaches the same level and bounces back
Honestly I think the last remaining wise WSBers frequent this thread, the rest of the forum is overtaken by meme garbage
Wise is one word to describe us. Not sure it’s the one I’d use but ok lol
Y’all screaming sEpTeMbEaR is making me REALLYYYY wanna buy calls. WSB is always late
What would you rather do, take a girl on a first date, and be pretty sure you’ll go far, or catch the opening week of football…
I lost my virginity on a super bowl Sunday many moons ago. I don't remember who was playing that year and I don't remember the girls name either. So flip a coin. It doesn't matter.
Opening week. My home team,chiefs, play cardinals away week one. I live in Phoenix and have tickets. No way anything but death is making me miss that game
This comment is sus
Made $30 dollars yesterday and $25 today, I’m getting good at this.
that is 3$ tomorrow
The going rate for a BJ is 20$. So, good job.
How many bjs / per hour is that?
White House expects slowing job growth tmmr?
White house sucks ass
Yeah, well, The White house also calls spending $800B "deficit reduction" and says we have 0% inflation.
Source?
Bulls get a .3% close and think they won the war. Was quite a reversal but we in Septembear now.
Doesn't matter when weekly's close on the 1st.
Juul device, play Stadium Rave
tesla call during power hour up 70%, best decision I made today
Dang, I am only up 30%. China deliveries supposed to come out soon. Li Auto and Xpeng did terrible. I assume TSLA ate up their demand.
unreal lol
blind money rally day happened again.
Baghold 28 SPY 380p. Lost 70% in 3 hours. Good TIME
It will never be cheaper then that!
TREMENDOUS CALL BY ME AGAIN
Nailed it
I was all over this one last night....
Here's a gold star 🤌
From 5k to 13k to 3k. What a day
fuck id be sick, im sorry brother man.
Insane eod volume what gives
today was blind money day. tons of money gets DCAed into large cap stocks the last hour of the first trading day of the month. easy money.
Damn, loaded in 500 bucks today and down 344 from the pump. This shit is hard, I need a book or something
Today was the 1 green day permitted for the rest of September
It’s the first day of-
Guys, look at the 24-25th chart and look at today, we dumping after tmrow.
Bye Tesla calls hello puts
Signs of a healthy market
My special skill is turning small amounts of money into even smaller amounts
FOMO hit the market hard.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/x33kn7/comment/imo0lq3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
bearhunter429
Fake obviously photoshopped
He's not wrong, he's early!
Kinda impressed it shot back up to green. But rip my 390 puts for tomorrow LOL. “Averaged” down earlier. Shoulda just stopped when I sold my qqq puts at what appears to be todays bottom.
Nah, it’ll drop. You got this.
408 is max pain tomorrow that’s all you had to know this morning.
It's 403 as of today. And probably will be slightly lower when it updates tomorrow.
That ending is what makes bulls cum
Opposite of yesterday
SPY closing green makes my decision to buy puts on the EU market more enjoyable (they did not close green)
Wtf was that
from 5 hours ago:
Crazy shit
Held some calls over night hope I don’t get fucked
Gay bers really think we wont go green after a week of red
we went from 431 to 390 less than 2 weeks and bulls cheering for the 1st green day that ended at 396
CloseThePodBayDoors
My wiener is as erect as this SPY chart
Hold me
Bought 10 410 Spy calls for Sep 7th god bless me
PLZ send loss porn.
Wtf was that shit
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What retard buys SQQQ calls instead of QQQ puts
Yup same here. At LOD though FML
Alright, today required complete focus on the price action....not a bad sesh and ready for tomorrow.
Savage ending.. tomorrow should be intresting.
how many times i got to thrash your sorry asses ?
Hi, my name is Jeff with Geyber news outlet. I’m looking to do an interview with a geyber if there are are left alive out there?
See y'all tomorrow
Look man if you are a 🌈🐻 you are gonna always get fucked no matter what
When rugpull
DAMNNN🤣🤣 WHAT A CLOSE
Fuck you nasdaq
This shit is crazy
You can't make this stuff up
It's a squeeze or be squeezed kinda market
holy fucking shit what a close
Gonna laugh my ass off when memes gape your assholes so hard you beg for death. That’s what I live for....all the anti-merican cucks to melt away to nothingness.
Didn't serve this country for this bullshit.
BERS LMFAO
We got
WTF WTF WTF
I told you I'd lol if we close green, so here you go:
Boom
Wake me up when September ends
What a wild ass market
My thesis remain unchanged 405 -400-416
Care to elaborate on your thought process here?
See you after hours bulls!
Lol, in the last minute
Bers I’ll be at Wendy’s tonight!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOMP EEEEET!
I mean 4 down days in a row and a gap down this morning. Did you think no one would start covering their short positions?
SPY climbed 1.6% from day's low.
Just as you predicted right?
thanks for the update
Just insane. Up 6 points in a matter of hours
Theta gang
🙌🏼🙌🏼
STOCK MARKET IS NOT ECONOMY!
GROWTH IS KING, BABY! GROWTH IS LORD
I hate this market
Literally fucking unbelievable. No sense to the pump.
Yeah I agree. I'm not even a bear, I'm red on every position, but this doesn't feel like a rational pump. There are too many macro issues for there to be any kind of sustained rally at this point
Shit, look at that! Bulls get one last chance to unload their calls.
Just fucking close
SPY green = clown market according to 🐻, SPY red = clown market according to Bulls
Theta gang:
Really hope today was just one big bill trap
powerful blind money hour amped by short covering
Green day lmao 😂 😂😂
This was very rapey.
what a fucking beautiful rally
Cue fireworks
Lol QQQ green.
Fuk of course when I sell everything moons
I need qqq to have a +/- 3.5% day tomorrow. 70 short spreads and 200 long spreads 3.5% out. I'm either retarded or retarded.