Yah out of all of them, the only “what the fuck Lad” one with zero excuse in any situation is rape. There’s a possible justification case for any other one, but absolutely zero justification for rape ever.
The Gad professional burglar: -Literally no one knows who he is -Steals millions worth of whatever -Rich AF, still not caught -Could only get caught if someone they’re working with rats on them, never will because they’re under the threat of death
GAD crimes against humanity
Dad comic book super villain
The Gad misanthrope nilhilist who wants to exterminate all humans.
Nihilism is so cringe that it turned Gad
The gad. Walter white
the gad named finger
That's just organized crime. It's already mentioned in op's post
Don't look at me! They were orders from Lad
The SHLAD running over a child using a tonka truck
Gad Military Industrial Complex Contractor
Personally I’d swap arson and tax embezzlement.
Tax evasion is and will forever be extremely based.
this is like how autistic kids with low motor control figure out who is the coolest superhero.
vs GAD war crime
The Shlad Vehicular Homicide
Your's is better than mine
I'd make Lad jaywalking instead. I think it would make for a much better punchline, as well as filling the Arson, Murder, Jaywalking Trope.
The grand wizard low quality VVC meme
The Like a Dragon Criminal Organization?
Gad War Criminals
Gad terrorism
The Dad Piracy
The Gad nuking countries that you don’t like.
GAD Genocide
Nah, Lad is a rapist. The rest is on point. Good meme.
Yah out of all of them, the only “what the fuck Lad” one with zero excuse in any situation is rape. There’s a possible justification case for any other one, but absolutely zero justification for rape ever.
The Gad professional burglar: -Literally no one knows who he is -Steals millions worth of whatever -Rich AF, still not caught -Could only get caught if someone they’re working with rats on them, never will because they’re under the threat of death
The Brad Improperly Disposing of Hazardous Substances
The Schlad Grand Theft Tonka
Nah lol I ain't touched drugs once
Arson is based
High T - Low T - High T
I'd argue that Basic is piracy, given how actually everyone does it, and Lad is something weird like holding a fish suspiciously
The Gad Deicide
Vs gad war crimes