It wouldve come out better if she made an effort. The issue isn't her trying to sexy on top of her car, its the poor execution and poor excuse of commitment.
First of all... I personally don't see what's sexy about her having her pants down like that, looks like she just got done squatting in the woods and waddled over to the car to find some toilet paper.
Thigh high boots, some hair extensions and a tighter shirt could’ve taken this from a 400th page amateur Brazzers thumbnail all the way up to 40th page. PAWG, voyeur, meth, teen milf
She picked the trashiest way to do a trashy thing. Just pulling down your pants on the hood somehow seems way trashier than loosing the pants and doing the shoot in full lingerie.
Lol, at least your criticism was constructive and not “SHE HAS A BAD BODY” like everyone else. She looks fine. Standard issue middle aged woman, no reason to be mean.
It's more to do with the fact they put this on Facebook of all places, and the second picture looks like she's pulling her pants up after she's finished wiping her arse.
I'm gay, so maybe it's that, but if you are going to post something that trashy, you'd think she would have stopped with the pic on the left. I feel like -
It isn’t a fast car, its a 15 year old Dodge Charger lol(i bet it is a v6). And she isn’t that attractive. She’s probably wanting to be like those women in bikinis in the photos posing on the hood of a Lamborghini or Ferrari, but she didn’t have any of those.
This is like every girls social media who started stripping lol. It doesnt bother me and the dramas fun to watch. Strippers are cool anyway, as long as you know them from outside of the club.
A Chrysler 6 cylinder with a fart can isn’t fast, it’s fucked. Every time you press on the gas pedal you can hear the motor screaming “kill me. Kiiiiiiiiiilllllll me!”.
Thanks for your submission to
At least she’s color coordinated
Gotta be the main reason for these photos, not enough junk to display or the shot might be with the trunk.
Lol, yeah, that 6 cylinder is like “get off me”
It is very ass-thetic
You can find much more color coordinated items inside of her on her new onlyfans
Dad/uncle still passed out & not paying her any attention.
“My hobbies are fast cars and fast women, that’s why the guys in car club call me The Cruiser.”
Daddy picked those just for her.
I want to know what those 14 comments say
“Sweetie this is your grandma, you don’t need to post your body on Facebook to get attention, I still love you and hope for the best in your future”
Probably a bunch of thirsty dudes telling her how good she looks
"😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥"
"As your uncle, i find this sexy"
“Damn girl u sexy hit me up sometime baby.”
"Just stunning 😍 Come pose on me like that any time. Call me baby (5xx)xxx-xxxx"
"Ew lol"
Responses: 'Mom, get off my Facebook! It's my life and I can do what I want'
OP trying to get with her and getting denied.
i bet this sounded a lot sexier and more glamorous in her head
Rip her inbox💀 every old perv in the tri state is sliding in those dms as we speak
It wouldve come out better if she made an effort. The issue isn't her trying to sexy on top of her car, its the poor execution and poor excuse of commitment.
the bald spot doesn't help
Very not glamourous.
Boi howdy that V6 Charger sure is quick.
That was my thought. They don't start getting quick until the 392's.
Not quick, fast. Like in fast food.
Exact same engine that’s in many Chrysler 200s. I like to bring that fact up whenever people get loud about their V6 charger, LMAO.
Are v6s just terrible in the states or is it because literally every car there has a motor the size of a house?
yeah my first instinct was to look for a v8 badge cause ofc its a v6
Yeah but the fat bitch on the hood really kills the MPG
I'd advise her too at least delete the photo of her standing. The bent over picture is clearly better
Like my gramps used to say " all asses look good bent over"" god rest his soul.
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"That's church yo" ~Skinny Pete
The bald spot on her head is showing more in the first though lol
Yeah, didn't bother to make the underwear symmetrical. I grossed out by the lack of photography skills
1st pic and I’m a goer! Seen the 2nd one? Ahh never mind
Someone had to say it.
These photos are really a lesson about angles.
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Same. Definitely not complaining about the bent over one, but the standing one, yikes.
Well there ya go, if you were ever looking for a time to shoot your shot, its now!
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First of all... I personally don't see what's sexy about her having her pants down like that, looks like she just got done squatting in the woods and waddled over to the car to find some toilet paper.
Then she waddled away - waddle waddle Then she waddled away - waddle waddle Then she waddled away - waddle waddle
It's not even fat, it just has a wider surface area
You won't find that opinion on
I think she’s wearing chaps…
just take the pants right off at that point. the pants halfway pulled down just makes it worse.
Yes, it’s like she’s ready to pull her pants up and pretend she didn’t take these photos if anyone drives by.
For real, if you’re trying to take sexy car pics for Facebook you gotta commit
Like she stopped to pee
Thigh high boots, some hair extensions and a tighter shirt could’ve taken this from a 400th page amateur Brazzers thumbnail all the way up to 40th page. PAWG, voyeur, meth, teen milf
I thought she was wearing chaps! Maybe it’s even worse…
Butters
Impressive color matching though lol
Could use a faster car and a better ass
And it looks like she might have a bald spot already.
I'd rather see the ass end of the car tbh.
Shit, I think my prius c would smoke that thing. I know my ioniq plug in would
Internet points. Same as you.
She's trying to attract a mate
Now here's a point for you too
The difference, of course, being your actual name on the account and real relationships vs being anonymous and posting for strangers
Shouldn’t have gone with the standing photo. Doesn’t really help
Standing photo needs arched back, hands on hood, pop the butt, lose the pants and heels off the ground. It would be an entirely different photo.
She picked the trashiest way to do a trashy thing. Just pulling down your pants on the hood somehow seems way trashier than loosing the pants and doing the shoot in full lingerie.
Losing!
This is a good point.
Huh, I didn't even think about that but you're totally right. The pants make a big difference.
Lol, at least your criticism was constructive and not “SHE HAS A BAD BODY” like everyone else. She looks fine. Standard issue middle aged woman, no reason to be mean.
Probably a V6.
It looks like a base model charger, so definitely a V6
Don't worry, it'll be wrapped around a pole soon. The Charger, too.
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What, you don’t consider this base model Charger with its minivan spec V6 to be fast?
Its like an 06 charger. Its not even fast lmao
Fast or not, that’s a damn sturdy hood, no arguing against that.
Poo comes from there
"But I poop from there.".
Glorious poo.
Milk, milk, lemonade round the back the fudge is made
Probably a lot, too.
Gross.... whos your friend?
Yeah what's her contact info so we don't accidentally contact her?
Easy answer to your question, attention.
If this was an attractive girl nobody would bat an eye
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Nah people still think it’s cringe. It’s just that when they’re attractive people think your a hater if you criticize.
It's trashy if anyone does it on their personal social media, keep it on OnlyFans sis.
"fast cars" lmao
Why? Because drugs and ding dongs
Why would she pull her pants down like she’s about to take a shit, just pose in your underwear…might as well lol.
Where’s the fast car?
That Dodge is crap.
Did she just lay a massive brown turd on the gravel too? or is that just dog shit
It’s spelled “DODGE” not “Dog Shit”
Maybe her upbringing was problematic? Maybe she's got low self esteem.
More distracted by the bald spot than anything.
I saw that too lol 😂 and what is the whole thing in her hair lol
You know why Baskin Robbins sells 31 flavors? Not everyone likes the same thing.
It's more to do with the fact they put this on Facebook of all places, and the second picture looks like she's pulling her pants up after she's finished wiping her arse.
2 counts of false advertisement
It’s like their brains stayed underdeveloped and they are pathetic forever in adulthood.
Both of them suck
This is what hoes do for attention.
Neither of those things are in this picture.
The car isn't even fast....
I'm gay, so maybe it's that, but if you are going to post something that trashy, you'd think she would have stopped with the pic on the left. I feel like -
She does OF probably and this is free advertising.
Usually advertising advertises.
That poor car
I would
Car hood for scale
It isn’t a fast car, its a 15 year old Dodge Charger lol(i bet it is a v6). And she isn’t that attractive. She’s probably wanting to be like those women in bikinis in the photos posing on the hood of a Lamborghini or Ferrari, but she didn’t have any of those.
Looks like an 09 Charger... could be wrong... but are you really proud of that car? They were awful (I sold them).
Probably for this reason
Gross. I guess she has confidence though.
Hoes be hoes man, simple as that
Heavy cars and heavy bitches
Does anyone else notice she seem to be standing g directly in front of a big ol pile of horse shit?
Right, who brags about having a Dodge, of all things?!
A Dodge Challenger, I think … if you’re going to brag about a muscle car, it should be a bit older
Recaptioned:”Slow car and flat ass.”
I want to see the hood after she got off.
More like mediocre as fuck
Flat* ass
I like how it’s just a charger
That ass being “fat” is about as relatable as that V6 Dodge Charger being “fast”
Probably a v6 charger to🤣
Fast car and a Flat ass
I don’t think that is a particularly fast car. Looks like a bog standard Dodge Charger V6 saloon
Because the car matched her underwear and everyone need to know this
I see the big ass, where is the fast car?
That’s a dumpy, couch-made ass
Uh oh don’t slap me but it looks like she got alopecia too.
She doesn't even have a nice ass lol
Need more pictures to make an informed judgement as to whether it’s Trashy or not.
Asking for a friend?
Slow cars and flat asses.
She needs to bend all the way over just for it to have shape
She's clearly looking for a boyfriend who likes big, fat, cottage cheese asses.
I like big, fat, cottage cheese asses, but her's is big, fat, cottage-cheesie, and yet still flat.
That thing got a Hemi ?
One of them does
This is like every girls social media who started stripping lol. It doesnt bother me and the dramas fun to watch. Strippers are cool anyway, as long as you know them from outside of the club.
I think Robert Baratheon was talking about her at one time.
Hard times
Bruh fast cars it’s just a charger
Fishing for a baby daddy
The Feasting is Furious.
Think it’s called… desperation
This is amazing
Feel bad for the hood of the car
attention
Ain’t she worried about denting the hood
She got one thing right that ass is overweight
Fast ass and a fat car!
"EVERYTHING FOR THE LIKES!!!"
She should have stopped with the first picture 😬
She needs attention
It doesn't even rhyme
Ahem ****** attention
Fast car 🤣🤣🤣
Its only a fast car if she’s not in it..
What's trashy is screen grabbing her page and putting it on Reddit to get your grubby little hands on karma.
Ma’am this is Wendy’s
YourGirlfriendIsNotAModel
Imagine thinking that’s a fast car
A lot of girls I went to HS with post pics like that. Granted most of them look good doing it. Is that a dodge magnum? Those aren’t very fast.
I see neither
… is that a v6 charger??
This pretty much explains itself; it's about having a fast car and also huge ass.
At least the soles of her feet ain't dirty.
Those are shoes
That car isn't fast, and that ass ain't phat.
Jesus H Christ, this is disgusting. A Dodge?
Car guy here! A regular mid 2000s Dodge Charger has about the same power and top speed as a Chevy Malibu.
That’s a v6 charger. Fast car is a bit of a stretch
Cuz the bitch ain't got no class
My biggest concern is why she thinks that base Charger is fast…
Fast cars.. Dodge Charger.. 🤔🤔
20% interest rate on an automatic v6 with 120k miles on it I’m sure
Lol funny thing is it’s probably a V6
I bet it smells like Marlboro Light shorts and child support
This is the most incel post I’ve seen on this site. A girl has her ass out and puts it on social media and it ends up on
Fast cars and a Flat ass
This screams “I run a low sub number onlyfans where most subs are guys I went to high school with”
Thats a V6 charger at best. So that comment is 50% true at best.
R/trashyboner
Nothing says class like a 15 year old Dodge Charger.
She’s just methin around
A Chrysler 6 cylinder with a fart can isn’t fast, it’s fucked. Every time you press on the gas pedal you can hear the motor screaming “kill me. Kiiiiiiiiiilllllll me!”.
Her number please, not asking for a friend
The standing up one makes me extremely extremely embarrassed for her
I'll allow it
Some people never grow out of the “I have to get likes from people on the internet phase”