You started this, and as such, I feel like I must tell you that as I read everyone else's contribution to this rhyme, I couldn't help but picture B-Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted trying to showcase one of his tracks. ESPECIALLY when it reached the point about a peanut.
I've seen longer version. Duck catches it but then butterfly escapes due to the way ducks eat. Since they can't swallow they need to look up and open their mouth and nod up repeatedly (idk if this makes sense English is not my first lang.) and that's the moment butterfly flies away
Fun fact: Monarch butterflies typically live from 2 to 6 weeks except for the last generation of the year, which can live up to 8 to 9 months when they migrate.
That fluttery organism lives a lot longer than two weeks. The butterfly is just the end stage of a longer life. They’ve been munching along as caterpillars for a month or so, and existed as chrysalises starting the previous fall.
Maybe they are not aware how short their lives are. They don't know what else is there to do. They have no time to learn. Lucky still compared to having to do it all, knowing what you are missing.
Made me laugh. In all seriousness though this is a very efficient use of his short time - he's actually trying to drink the tears in the ducks eyes for the saline content.
Do insects experiance time and movement differently, like, do they have flash vision where everything is slowed down proportally so that a min feels like an hour to them?
My dog would try his damn hardest to catch butterflies all summer. He'd dive into the grass, grabbing mouthfuls of dirt, and the butterfly would slowly fly up and over him and he'd be like "Did i get it??!"
Seeing how short this butterflys life is, if we consider how long it possibly spent annoying this duck, it spent approximately 0.005% of its ENTIRE life just to piss of this duck
Haha ya know I kinda wondered if it was aimed at me or you understood the reference lol this is why I never assume and get offended, either way would have fit really, with me its more anxiety than meth... Meth would melt my brain...most of the time it turns out I am the dumbass anyway 😆
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Float like a butterfly
Bite like a duck
DRINK THEIR TEARS
Fck like a duck. Come on people do i have you show you? .... Ok where's my american flag and speedo..."Can you quack like a duck when we fck"
YOLO
(read like Walk Like an Egyptian)
You started this, and as such, I feel like I must tell you that as I read everyone else's contribution to this rhyme, I couldn't help but picture B-Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted trying to showcase one of his tracks. ESPECIALLY when it reached the point about a peanut.
Came here for this.
Sting like an automatic stinging machine!
I think he got the butterfly in the end, no?
I've seen longer version. Duck catches it but then butterfly escapes due to the way ducks eat. Since they can't swallow they need to look up and open their mouth and nod up repeatedly (idk if this makes sense English is not my first lang.) and that's the moment butterfly flies away
no, it looks like he got it by the wing.
Butterfly: “I have HOW many days left? Fuck it I’m going to troll this honky over here.”
I have NEVER laughed so hard at the word honky before.
friendly reminder butterflys feed on tears.
hehe crazy things
This is
Just... let... me.... LAND... on your... FACE
Fantastic comment. 👌
A life well spent.
I love how the butterfly is living its short life dangerously instead of flying away to safety
It lives for the thrill. You don't think Butterfly's have such short life spans because if biology do you? 😎
Butterfly bucket list: fuck with a duck. ☑️
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
That’s what the caption says…
Ducks have really bad aim. I can hold lettuce perfectly still in front of my ducks and they'll still miss the first bite 50% of the time.
This is how you know they are usually prey instead of predator.
https://i.imgur.com/mFe2RQy.gif
LET ME DRINK YOUR TEARS DAMNIT
Yeah this butterfly must be so parched
It needs the salt.
Life spent trolling
"I already told you I don't have any grapes"
sigh and he waddled away
When I was in grade school we went on a field trip to catch and tag monarchs to track migration. (Iowa)
Fun fact: Monarch butterflies typically live from 2 to 6 weeks except for the last generation of the year, which can live up to 8 to 9 months when they migrate.
What do you tag a butterfly with??
Oh shit, that's really cool
A life spent avoiding bills
That quacked me up
Damn. Saved a butterfly from my cat today to let it die after 13 days. It was doing the same thing to my cat. Should have let it enjoy.
If it makes you feel better butterflies do this to get sodium and other minerals. They literally drink animal tears
Thats just a percentage to its life though, A tortoise that lives 300 years could think that of you dying at 20.
Maybe you saved your cat from that pesky butter the fly?
It wants the salt from its tear-ducts.
Don't you mean it's duck-tears? 👉🏼😎👉🏼
tear ducks
I think duck got 'em at the end. RIP butterfly.
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Some butterflies hibernate
Butterfly: Swan Princess! SWAN PRINCESS!
Holy shit that goose is getting sauced on
You got to live to the fullest when you only got 2 weeks.
The sole purpose of a butterfly's life is to disgust when in caterpillar form and then to troll. Amazing.
I love playing Lucio for this exact reason, but hate playing against Lucio for also the same reason
"Hey! Listen! Look! HEY!"
I thank them for their service.
Attack like a butterfly
When it landed on his head, lmao..
Here for a fun time, not a long time
Better this than ending up in the grill of a car.
Like trying to hit a knuckleball.
Fun fact about butterflies:
Metal af
Trying to get salt from the ducks eyes.
Monarchs live 2-6 weeks except for the last generation of the year.
Haha holy fuck just fly away!
That fluttery organism lives a lot longer than two weeks. The butterfly is just the end stage of a longer life. They’ve been munching along as caterpillars for a month or so, and existed as chrysalises starting the previous fall.
Butterfly perch on their eyes for the salt from their tears
Maybe they are not aware how short their lives are. They don't know what else is there to do. They have no time to learn. Lucky still compared to having to do it all, knowing what you are missing.
Made me laugh. In all seriousness though this is a very efficient use of his short time - he's actually trying to drink the tears in the ducks eyes for the saline content.
Ooh he got him at the very end tho
Lol that's funny
Imagine a sky dive that took years before you landed, minus the need for food and water during.
Bring back speed metal
Peace was never an option
Be butterfly, do crime. “Nobody suspects the butterfly “-Bart Simpson
If you mess with the honk you get bonk
Do insects experiance time and movement differently, like, do they have flash vision where everything is slowed down proportally so that a min feels like an hour to them?
Video cut off before the duck angrily ruffled its tail feathers!
Duck duck goose
„Live fast, die young. They are the rock stars of the insect world.“
Felt like I was watching an outtake from Shrek
What an asshole
Master Butterfly mocks his opponent.
That duck is a Disney princess
My dog would try his damn hardest to catch butterflies all summer. He'd dive into the grass, grabbing mouthfuls of dirt, and the butterfly would slowly fly up and over him and he'd be like "Did i get it??!"
Should've tried to pimp it.
Literally a redditors next life
Nothing quenches your thirst like duck tears I guess
Nothing to see here just a butterfly harvesting the tears of it's victim
That is so funny. Love it.
What a dick
madlads
Two weeks.. :'(
Butterflies are often drunk during the summer. They are practically white women in Cabo but with a two to four week lifespan.
Woah, didn't expect that smooth landing. That duck is butterfly territory now.
butterfly probably sees a flower with the white and yellow and is extremely annoyed that it keeps moving.
Yeah but the duck only has to get it right once and that butterfly is brown bread
I like how it just stood on its head for a solid 2 seconds at the end lmao
Shit, the butterflies have it easy. I've been dodging people for decades and I'm fuckin' tired, dammit.
butterfly bucket list
Find something you love, and let it kill you…
My golden plays with the butterflies for hours during the summer. It’s nice to have them keep her busy so I can read a book or enjoy the view
TIL butterflies are pretty badass.
YOLO butterfly. An example to live by…
Don’t think it’s going to get the chance
Butterfly has must not have ever seen untitled goose game
“Peace was never an option.”
The jukes
Trying to poke its eyes out?
Harassing ducks. Sure why not
That was like a Donald Duck short lol
"This fuckin flower a bit windy?" - Butterfly, probably.
Someone needs to teach those cobra chickens a lesson!
When a dark souls player enters an mmo game
Prequel to untitled goose game
Seriously though, is there an eli5 of why they are so dumb like this?
Butterfly: I will make the world more whimsical or die trying
The physical incarnation of "Live fast, die beautiful"
And the hero of this story. He carried on and held the line like it was not even happening.
If the top comment wasn’t “float like a butterfly”
duck- how long you planna do this
Nonstop Doom soundtrack till its death
I will drink your tears!
Me too though
The butterfly is actually trying to drink the duck's tears.
Seeing how short this butterflys life is, if we consider how long it possibly spent annoying this duck, it spent approximately 0.005% of its ENTIRE life just to piss of this duck
pranksterbutterfly k…I’ve come to believe some butterflies are pranksers 😊 like here, I see a butterfly messing w/a duck.
I had to watch this 3 more times.
The butterfly: "I'm fast as fuck boi" "I'm fast as fuuk boii"
Untitled Butterfly Game
GIMME THOSE TEARS NOW!
Playing I got your nose
Duck, duck, ... goose!
duk : seriously!! You have two weeks!! butterfly : worth every second.
Live fast die young leave a good looking corpse behind
"i gonna drink your tears!"
But, he will live forever in deeds!
I would've done the same thing
"I'm not afraid to die DUCK!"
This is like a Donald Duck cartoon
You can guarantee that was it's 14th day.
Fun fact: butterflies drink tears of animals to get nutrients for egg production.
Is the butterfly trying to drink the duck's tears.
That’s no butterfly. That’s the spirit of someone having some afterlife fun with a duck
Like the fairies from the Wandering Inn!
Living his best life.
Most Butterflies live longer than 2 weeks fyi
There life is short they already leave on a Edge. I would make it more enjoyable too.
Its actually trying to get the duck to tear up, so it can harvest salts from said tears.
Almost lol
The butterfly is literally drinking the tears of that duck
Untitled Butterfly Game. My money is waiting for you.
The butterfly is probably trying to drink its tears in a phenomenon called lachryphagy
Living their best two weeks.
Haha ya know I kinda wondered if it was aimed at me or you understood the reference lol this is why I never assume and get offended, either way would have fit really, with me its more anxiety than meth... Meth would melt my brain...most of the time it turns out I am the dumbass anyway 😆
Don't they suck the salt from their eyees?
Butterfly looks fake.
Untitled butterfly game incoming.