We know others write his jokes because he told us about the joke workshop he used to do with those two other comics who opened for him. It was in one of his promotion videos for his special
The key component to Bapas testimony is that "Mark said", Braindumb is so insecure that he will pay ◼️◼️◼️ just to have someone to reassure him that he's aggtually funny.
This guy's fucking grandma died and he took the opportunity to post his funeral fit and claim she would have wanted him to style on his family. It's always the bapa show
With ZERO self-awareness. I almost envy that level. If he was Rogan's height he would probably be talking about how tough it is being so tall all the time.
If he took a more humble approach, sort of the way he was before he became a comedian and was just “the fighter” his career would have been a lot better. But he’s chosen this road and there’s no going back
Bapa’s a delusional redact who surrounds himself with yes men and gadooshes anyone who dares to challenge or question him. You can tell he’s just horrific to be around. Otherwise someone who cares about him would have said something to him by now.
The reality is that they think his jokes are written by someone else because they’re common dime a dozen comedy-writer type jokes that simply don’t sound natural coming out of Brantan’s mouth.
I beg the differ b, he’s getting it awwl confused. People aren’t saying “Brandan Schwab doesn’t write his own jokes”. They’re saying “Brenda Scab’s set didn’t have any jokes”.
BS says multiple stupid things every episode, but I feel like it's been a while since he said something this extraordinarily dumb. The joke stealing narrative came from him having comedians, by his own admission, help him write his first special as well as him having a really similar joke to Swardson. No one is accusing him of being so funny that it has to be written by someone else. He's routinely referred to as the worst comedian around today. Wtf is he talking about
God he has consumed his entire life with this nonsense lately… Every podcast is about everyone talking shit and it only makes the people more popular. He has convinced himself that the more people talk shit the better it means your doing to make himself feel better.. He’s pushing this narrative so hard because he knows the larger this web page gets and the more people talk shit, he has to have a reason as of why people do it, and make it into a good thing for his fragile ego.. He use to say this stupid shit here and there but lately it’s every podcast almost.. Instead of listening to anything people say, learning from it, trying to better yourself, Fat pat just makes up new scenarios to twist it into a positive… Have a Reddit page with 100,000 people ripping you to shreds? it’s because your the best comic out there. Duh… I bet BGL has some behind the scenes in this also. Him and slob were playing with each others peckers one evening and he was like let’s hit everyone with some reverse psychology.. We’ll tell them they are only helping us by talking shit not hurting us.. Then they finished each other off and congratulated each other on the best idea ever.. Now we get to listen to slob for half of each podcast tell us how haters and anyone with any kind of Criticism good or bad are helping anyways.. What a way to go through life.. Never learn, never improve. Just keep altering your fake reality to fit into whatever is going on around you…. This poor sap couldn’t fall asleep at night 100% sober if his life depended on it.
Told ya, time to milggg this jake paul shit for all it’s worth. Stop tawlking about him bubba, he’s not doing an appearance on your smooth brain negggwork
If he’s paying people to write his turrble jokes he needs to fire them. We’d only think this if he ever had any good material. We all know he’s too cheap to hire innyone.
Are people accusing Brady and Lebron of being on steroids? What about the people accusing Bknds, McGuire, Armstrong, Lesnar, Jones, etc.? What? Pro athletes take steroids? I thought only weekend warrior softball guys did. Fuck. His “build up fake argument only to dismiss it” shit he does is so hard to listen to. Hope he dies slowly in a fire. Over days. Maybe weeks.
Marg read about that on here last week. Cats were discussing how loogas and Justin write his shit and then he just tries to remember it word for word with no practise
It all makes sense now!!! mooseknuckles shows are so good our regular unworthy brains can’t comprehend what we’re seeing that’s why his speshuls have 1.7’s he’s speaking the language of the comedy Gods. This whole time we thought it was George Carlton it was Brenda all along!!!
It’s like he’s constantly on the verge of being fired and has to constantly tout himself while simultaneously offering nothing to prove actual value. Exhausting.
How is it possible that people still listen to this guy talk at such scale that it generates enough income for him to buy multimillion dollar homes and drive ferrAris.
Dude needs a handler. Ariel already hit the nail on the head. He steals jokes and then fugggs em up, so they suck. The Bapa original jokes are trash 99% of the time, and thats being generous. The scary thing is that he is dumb enough to steal material and not see it as plagiarism.
Whoever said that was either joking, or has an IQ that’s lower than BGL’s shoe size, B!!! braindumb, you’r cawlmedy is atrocious, and that giddy smile while you speak of how grait you’r cawlmedy must be for someone to think someone like Chris Roggg wrote it, begs to differ with the clips of you saying how much you hate iivrything you do. When people speak of Brady and James, they’re tawlking about people who‘re at the pinnagle of their proffeshun. Patrice O’Neal is the only stand up I think of when I think of pinnagle of stand up. Toe and AWL his boys aren’t even in the conversation for most people with a modicum of taste. It’s funny how so many people are famous nowadays for stuff they aren’t even good at in the slightest. The bulk of society will settle for just about iinything when it comes to iintertainment, like pawl boxing, yeah he‘s knogged people out, but in the very beginning he was already selling massive amounts of tiggets and nobody gave a shit it was an amateur with no igspairientz at awl, going against others that didn’t really have iiny pure bogsing knowledge.
No, it's not really like that. It's like if a kid writes an essay that gets a D, and everybody still thinks he had somebody else write it, it's not a compliment.
This man is so fucking delusional. The only people telling him he's so funny that someone must be writing his jokes are his simp yes men hanger ons. From the clips I've seen if anyone thinks he has a ghostwriter they must think it's a rock not Chris Rock.
Brother I literally come to this sub, see 5 seconds of the video on mute and read the cawments and it’s still painful. He couldn’t possibly make it through another yair
What is he on about? The behind the scenes doc he filmed for his first special literally had a scene with two other comedy store regulars workshopping and writing his bits for him. And he regularly STEALS jokes on top of that.
So fkn void of self awareness. Truly idiotic. NO Brenda. Nobody thinks Chris Rock wrote your “jokes”. We know Nick Swardson wrote at least one of your jokes. Unfortunately NS just wasn’t aware he was doing so.
How is this water brain that delusional and so far removed from reality? How can people in the room hearing this shit keep a straight face? I hope he gets a real rude awakening soon.
I was so impressed by Fernando tatis jr I thought it couldn’t be real. But it turned out he just had ring worm. Maybe Brenda just has ring worm of the brain
My god if you poked his fat stupid fucking face with a needle wissgey would shoot out everywhere. Dudes face has gotten so fucking bloated it’s insane.
Guaranteed cats are going to post “was this written by Chris Rock?” on all his future posts 🤣
Love this idea.
This is a winner b.
I'll cover your shift
I hope they tag Chris Rock in all of those cawlments.
Pretty sure Chris Ruhc wrote classics like "been cheez - been cheez" and "carne asah?"
This is the way. I’d help but I’m blocked for putting a 🎲 🎲 on a post 2 years ago
Schaub's jokes are too Netflix, gotta be George Carlton ghost writing, am I right B?
Waitz, Wuz this rittin bi Kris rok"?
well, was it?
This bundle of sticks blocked me on Instagram
future canon b
No Bapa. We know somebody else wrote your jokes because we've seen them perform them before.
Spot on, b
We know others write his jokes because he told us about the joke workshop he used to do with those two other comics who opened for him. It was in one of his promotion videos for his special
The key component to Bapas testimony is that "Mark said", Braindumb is so insecure that he will pay ◼️◼️◼️ just to have someone to reassure him that he's aggtually funny.
◼️◼️◼️ gossiping and egging Bapa on like a high school girl.
Yea seriously. There’s a lot of merit in the comedic opinion of a roided up Kimmy Gibler/Kevin Sorbo mashup, though, b
Look at how he looks around the room while saying this. Just searching for any kind of reassuring looks from chin and BGL
You ever cringe so hard that shit yourself? This video.
It’s kind of like watching a special person put together those magnetic letters to spell things on the fridge…
Does everything he says ALWAYS circle back to him and how amazing he is?
Bapa texts Tom Brady and Chris Rock like every week
Yes, he is the absolute worst. Yet manages to continually get worse, it’s uncanny
This guy's fucking grandma died and he took the opportunity to post his funeral fit and claim she would have wanted him to style on his family. It's always the bapa show
Like dude get a fucking grip.
With ZERO self-awareness. I almost envy that level. If he was Rogan's height he would probably be talking about how tough it is being so tall all the time.
If he took a more humble approach, sort of the way he was before he became a comedian and was just “the fighter” his career would have been a lot better. But he’s chosen this road and there’s no going back
Bapa’s a delusional redact who surrounds himself with yes men and gadooshes anyone who dares to challenge or question him. You can tell he’s just horrific to be around. Otherwise someone who cares about him would have said something to him by now.
Yes
ODing on copium
It means we think you’re too fucking dumb to write a joke you fuckin moron
is that nithe?
This idiot thinks thats a compliment thats like someone calling you out for stealing.
Right. It’s amazing that he wouldn’t be known for his own jokes? He thinks it’s great that they think someone else is writing for him? lol.
You're just feeding into his neardiv
The reality is that they think his jokes are written by someone else because they’re common dime a dozen comedy-writer type jokes that simply don’t sound natural coming out of Brantan’s mouth.
Hey, hey... Be cool man
Hey B - your head is literally inflated. That's some heavy whiggsy bloat. Starting to look like Mr. Mackey from South Park.
Talmbout MK b? Great show, never seen it!
Talmbout Soaw Pargg?
I beg the differ b, he’s getting it awwl confused. People aren’t saying “Brandan Schwab doesn’t write his own jokes”. They’re saying “Brenda Scab’s set didn’t have any jokes”.
Schuab didn't write jokes, he just giggled about Mexican stereotypes, ranted about the governor and drank whiskey on stage for 18 minutes"
What ghost writer wants to take credit for “chile ahhhhhllllllll”?
Or "I got high and then I got really hungry"
Bapas on comedy steroids
more like comedy heroin.. dude's so out of it he can't even think up any jokes.. and this is supposedly his profession!
I think you meant cahmuhdy stearoids lol
A naradev is a complemen
He has no idea how unfunny he is
BS says multiple stupid things every episode, but I feel like it's been a while since he said something this extraordinarily dumb. The joke stealing narrative came from him having comedians, by his own admission, help him write his first special as well as him having a really similar joke to Swardson. No one is accusing him of being so funny that it has to be written by someone else. He's routinely referred to as the worst comedian around today. Wtf is he talking about
It’s his delusion. He will niver iiver see himself for what he truly is. His life is 100% his own nairidiv.
Such a chomblimend
Pretty sure no one is accusing Brady of being on steroids, b.
Brandon makes shit up that "people are saying" and then defends something that doesn't actually exist. Its high-level: I have No Clue What I'm Doing
There was some linkage between Tom's personal trainer/team trainer and steroids but like most usage in football, no one cares.
He almost did the voice but stopped himself. What a moron
God he has consumed his entire life with this nonsense lately… Every podcast is about everyone talking shit and it only makes the people more popular. He has convinced himself that the more people talk shit the better it means your doing to make himself feel better.. He’s pushing this narrative so hard because he knows the larger this web page gets and the more people talk shit, he has to have a reason as of why people do it, and make it into a good thing for his fragile ego.. He use to say this stupid shit here and there but lately it’s every podcast almost.. Instead of listening to anything people say, learning from it, trying to better yourself, Fat pat just makes up new scenarios to twist it into a positive… Have a Reddit page with 100,000 people ripping you to shreds? it’s because your the best comic out there. Duh… I bet BGL has some behind the scenes in this also. Him and slob were playing with each others peckers one evening and he was like let’s hit everyone with some reverse psychology.. We’ll tell them they are only helping us by talking shit not hurting us.. Then they finished each other off and congratulated each other on the best idea ever.. Now we get to listen to slob for half of each podcast tell us how haters and anyone with any kind of Criticism good or bad are helping anyways.. What a way to go through life.. Never learn, never improve. Just keep altering your fake reality to fit into whatever is going on around you…. This poor sap couldn’t fall asleep at night 100% sober if his life depended on it.
Loogin eggstra puffy today bapa
Yes Brendan, your shows are so good it must be someone else writing your jokes 🤦♂️
Meanwhile he's in a room of people (Chin, BGL, random intern) who all know he doesn't write his own material.
Told ya, time to milggg this jake paul shit for all it’s worth. Stop tawlking about him bubba, he’s not doing an appearance on your smooth brain negggwork
1.1 and 1.7. cHrIs rAwLk wRoTe tHeSe?!
Wasted. Drive catefully b.
Man he’s ridiculously redacted
Dude,this guy has lost touch with reality,
Reality? Beast of a concept. Never gripped it
They must think it’s a redact writing your jokes.
What a second !? Did Chris rock write the Mexican cookie joke ?
If he’s paying people to write his turrble jokes he needs to fire them. We’d only think this if he ever had any good material. We all know he’s too cheap to hire innyone.
Are people accusing Brady and Lebron of being on steroids? What about the people accusing Bknds, McGuire, Armstrong, Lesnar, Jones, etc.? What? Pro athletes take steroids? I thought only weekend warrior softball guys did. Fuck. His “build up fake argument only to dismiss it” shit he does is so hard to listen to. Hope he dies slowly in a fire. Over days. Maybe weeks.
Deric Poston wrote his jokes for him on The King And The Sting but dun cownt
His little pre-special mini doggumennery had a whole section about how he takes a couple door guys from the Comedy Store to write once a week.
I would put money down that Tum and LeForehead have enhanced their performances over the yairs.
Marg read about that on here last week. Cats were discussing how loogas and Justin write his shit and then he just tries to remember it word for word with no practise
It all makes sense now!!! mooseknuckles shows are so good our regular unworthy brains can’t comprehend what we’re seeing that’s why his speshuls have 1.7’s he’s speaking the language of the comedy Gods. This whole time we thought it was George Carlton it was Brenda all along!!!
Chris Rawlck writing his jokes LOL. CTE at its finest on display, here.
It’s like he’s constantly on the verge of being fired and has to constantly tout himself while simultaneously offering nothing to prove actual value. Exhausting.
This entire thing was about slob feeling better about himself.
Chocolate chip cookie with salsa on it. That’s a Chris rock joke!
He is so absurdly intoxicated. Source - I did this during COVID on zoom meetings until I got fired.
Did he watch World Record Podcast?
Tom Brady? Brendan is JaMarcus Russell
Lehack
Wtf nobody says Tom Brady is on steroids, I haven’t heard that about LeBarn either
Ha just saw you did one too
How is it possible that people still listen to this guy talk at such scale that it generates enough income for him to buy multimillion dollar homes and drive ferrAris.
Oh bappa… we KNOW you write your own “jokes”
Negst level delusion from bapa
No asshole, it’s so bad, that we expect open mic’ers to be writing on your behalf.
i would argue that he needs people to write him jokes
has anyone ever accused Tom Brady of being on steroids? lol
No one thinks someone else is writing his jokes. EVERYONE KNOWS he’s stealing them
Has anyone ever thought Tom Brady was on steroids???
Dude needs a handler. Ariel already hit the nail on the head. He steals jokes and then fugggs em up, so they suck. The Bapa original jokes are trash 99% of the time, and thats being generous. The scary thing is that he is dumb enough to steal material and not see it as plagiarism.
Chris Rock notoriously makes money writing for meathead right wing grifters. 🪓 j
Lol god damn bapa is delusional
Man I love watching this, tfatk, and Bryan callens show.
I’ve never heard a single Brady steroids theory.
You’re right Brenda! I always thought a 6 year old wrote your jokes
This is the funniest thing I’ve heard him say
Lol Chris Rock has people write his jokes. Alledgedly.
didnt he accuse lebron james of juicing lol
I honestly can't understand half the words he's saying.
I feel like bapa just read ‘the secret’
Tommy Robins B? Beast of a life coach,never helped me
“Could never comprehend that someone could achieve these accomplishments”
Jake Pawns, bbbeast of a gambit.
Whoever said that was either joking, or has an IQ that’s lower than BGL’s shoe size, B!!! braindumb, you’r cawlmedy is atrocious, and that giddy smile while you speak of how grait you’r cawlmedy must be for someone to think someone like Chris Roggg wrote it, begs to differ with the clips of you saying how much you hate iivrything you do. When people speak of Brady and James, they’re tawlking about people who‘re at the pinnagle of their proffeshun. Patrice O’Neal is the only stand up I think of when I think of pinnagle of stand up. Toe and AWL his boys aren’t even in the conversation for most people with a modicum of taste. It’s funny how so many people are famous nowadays for stuff they aren’t even good at in the slightest. The bulk of society will settle for just about iinything when it comes to iintertainment, like pawl boxing, yeah he‘s knogged people out, but in the very beginning he was already selling massive amounts of tiggets and nobody gave a shit it was an amateur with no igspairientz at awl, going against others that didn’t really have iiny pure bogsing knowledge.
Sum say its the eegoe, odders say its the CTE bubbles.
Tawlmbout Ray Dickus? Great joke wrider, niiivur meddum.
I’ll pay some one to tell me what he says at 00:51…
Seems more like a cross between Gronk and Aaron Hernandez. Tight end in tight jeans.
Nairdiff
He must have the best life just reformatting the enteeeeer English language to mean whatever he wants it to mean
What the fuck is he saying. He sounds like courage the cowardly dog. “Hububba, hubba, hubba, Chrizock, hubba oh hubba.”
“Steeeroyds”
He clearly doesn't know what a nairdiv is but uses the word all the time. That's the nairdiv
Who’s he talking to?
Or they think you are so incredibly stupid that even the worst joke seems like its a step above your capabilities.
Bapa thinks people are saying he has ghostwriters when they are really just saying he’s stealing material 😂
Narcissistic Puke Boi Productions
That’s a weird way to say people accuse you of stealing jokes.
Swollen doesn’t even begin to describe this fucker. My god
I can niver accept that Bapa can achieve these lows without berformance-decreasing drugs like Tiger Thiggg and Happy Hibbo kratom extract
Wait first he is wearing that bunk jacket lol. Then the delusional Tito Ortiz in him comes out
If people are writing jokes for him-they are either the most terrible comics in the world or in reality the smartest.
No, it's not really like that. It's like if a kid writes an essay that gets a D, and everybody still thinks he had somebody else write it, it's not a compliment.
“Oh-gae, oh gae jusss mayke fell bettur bout y’shelf”
Which generational comedy genius do you guys think came up with the messican cookie joke?
Talm bout a coogie with salsa on it?
Redact say what?
He for sure writes his own jokes. They're all outdated, about diggs, and overall.....not funny
This man is so fucking delusional. The only people telling him he's so funny that someone must be writing his jokes are his simp yes men hanger ons. From the clips I've seen if anyone thinks he has a ghostwriter they must think it's a rock not Chris Rock.
I like at the end how he put the exclamation mark on it with “schme schme schme makeayafeelgud”
when will this clown finally lose his joke of a job
There literally no way someone like shaub could have written the messican cookie joke… just imposible it’s too good had to be someone else…
His ability to combine metaphors and turns of phrase that some would argue “don’t mean the same thing” is truly jawl dropping.
Theyre just nicely telling bapa they know he steals jokes. Either that or they're just clowning him to his face and he's too stupid to realise.
Nobody thinks anybody is writing jokes for you… you’ve got no jokes
SPEAK ENGLISH SON
What a fuckin idiot
Is this the guy who literally names the guys that "go over and think about ideas" about his set
Idk why but his head looks weird here, like it’s larger than usual. 😕
could his guy be more delusional ?
Those messican cookies jokes ain’t gonna write themselves babba. Just talented white boy who works too much, b.
No they think beginning open mikers are writing them.
1.1/10 - no one thinks Chris Rock is writing your jokes
Slurring like a motherfucker
This guy is beyond stupid
Brother I literally come to this sub, see 5 seconds of the video on mute and read the cawments and it’s still painful. He couldn’t possibly make it through another yair
What is he on about? The behind the scenes doc he filmed for his first special literally had a scene with two other comedy store regulars workshopping and writing his bits for him. And he regularly STEALS jokes on top of that.
He's not looking too good these days.
Like a choggla chip with salsa all over it water we talmbout?
The amount of time this redact uses to explain the most obvious and banal points is just insane
Schaub is dilusional. No one thinks a real comedian wrote his terrible “jokes”. His stand up is terrible.
So fkn void of self awareness. Truly idiotic. NO Brenda. Nobody thinks Chris Rock wrote your “jokes”. We know Nick Swardson wrote at least one of your jokes. Unfortunately NS just wasn’t aware he was doing so.
He should wish that someone else wrote two of the worst comedy specials of all time. Then he could chill out with his whisgy and kratom consumption.
Mark said... Yeah maybe don't listen to a word that monkey brain says! Pair of them are on the spectrum for sure
SELLING OUT ARENAS
Water.
Wow this is one of the worst clips ever
Who wrote the pico di gallo? The carne aaaah? we nueed to find this genius.
He’s so fucken imbeersing
This is mis info from boboa
We know where you get jokes from… Thiefer
How is this water brain that delusional and so far removed from reality? How can people in the room hearing this shit keep a straight face? I hope he gets a real rude awakening soon.
looks like he's wearing Chris Rock's jacket
God brenda is such a fucking loser nowadays and the absolute best part is that he’s completely unaware of it
This guys out his goddamn mimd
Everything is great. He's doing great. No problems at all ha ha ha. Great.
well, at least hes convinced himself... thats all that really matters, right?
I was so impressed by Fernando tatis jr I thought it couldn’t be real. But it turned out he just had ring worm. Maybe Brenda just has ring worm of the brain
He stole a Chris Rock joke?
No one has ever said tom brady is on steroids lmao
This guy looks terrible. Like seriously has a medical issue going on
I can't even use the word narrative anymore without being reminded of this baboon
Bapa looks more swole than a casserole
There are no words to describe the level of delusion here.
He has always had coaches him helping write jokes… gringo potpourri
I swear theres probably over 40 minutes on beandip talking about lebron being juiced to the gills!
when you accidentally take a double dose of copium instead of kratom
My god if you poked his fat stupid fucking face with a needle wissgey would shoot out everywhere. Dudes face has gotten so fucking bloated it’s insane.
That's an instant classic.
The funniest part is that there is someone watching/listening agreeing with what he’s saying …
I don't think anyone has ever said Tom Brady is on steroids
Yeah bapa grate cawplemint, but we all know u be colouring in your own jokes
Ogaii
Looking bloated, keto doing wunders
I've never for a second thought anyone but Bapa was redacted enough to write Bapa's material