Could make you piss yourself laughing

If Your VAGINA 🐱or PENIS 🍆 was named after your credit card number what would it be..👀👀😂😂

4577 2654 2978 2876

Don’t forget about the expiry date and three numbers at the back!

NUMBER : 4931 3337 8916 5009

CC number, security code, and billing zip code.

**** **** **** ****

If your ass was the CVS number what would it be?? 😂😂😂😂😂🗿😂🥴👀😏👀😏

🤣🤣😟😟🥰😋🙂🤪😔😅😅☹️😞😀😂🤘❤️😈❤️🤪LOLXOXO XDXDXD if my credit card number was replaced with your credit card number, what would my credit card number be? 😞🤣❤️💄😅

I

Up

Like a boner

The name and the profile picture of that page gives me the big cringe

I'm terrified

The thing is true though. Is entirely possible at least one person saw this while pissing their pants

The ULTIMATE cringe

Bro i literally piss shit and came blood from laughing so hard

Currently watching My 600 Pound Life!

600 pound penis sounds like a serious health condition, might want to get that checked out.

1000lb sisters for me haha

chronic big dick back pain disorder?

Oh god lmao. I used to watch that show but it got boring after they made the spinoff

Could be worse. Could be Die Hard.

If it was The Green Lantern, you would have a problem.

Oh damn. Hmu

Creepshow for me

No country for old men

Kitchen Nightmares

Chops furiously

It's fucking raw

IT'S FUCKING ROTTEN!!

fucking Armin Meiwes

An idiot sandwich chef

WHERES THE SAUCE!!

The fast and furious

Nfs

Bad time to be watching Mr Bean...

Damnit u got me with that one

Flicking the Mr Bean?

Im pissing

I was literally watching Mr bean when I saw this

We have a winner

Ima call my gfs clit Mr. Bean now. Thanks for the idea!

THE IRON GIANT

Congrats bro

Aka “Steely Dan”??

Community... Oof

Blue Bloods

How I Met your mother 🗿🗿

bojack horseman

depressed horse

Bojack-off Horseman

The giant horse cock ways over 11 pounds

My penis is called Cobra Kai 😎

Badass

same bro

Sweep the leg!

Little Stuart

Demon Slayer… nice.

POV: You're the protagonist in a succube hentai

Very nice choice

Mine's Bond, James Bond.

Until you realise that Inosuke wants to beat anyone that looks strong.

same

Grand Blue here

Schitt's Creek

My vaginas name is daredevil... nice (?)

My dick is now officially called Breaking Bad.

My cock is Better Call Saul

The office.

Please refer to your unit as the office

Megapenis Penismind Megapiss

Ah yes. The third installment of the trilogy. The best one, I’m sure we can all agree.

0/10, this adult humour didn't make me piss myself laughing

Hey, they said "Could' piss your pants, not "WILL" piss your pants.

Same

Death of Stalin

Sex with Stalin

I hate when they put an emoji after every word

I haven't seen that, is it good?

It's better then a 👏 after each word

But 😂 why 🤪 tho 😝

I 😡 hate 👎 that 🦾 too 🦷

Wym??? 🤨🤨

IFunny watermark is such a finishing touch

Star Trek: Into Darkness..

Star Trek: Lower Decks has a new meaning now

penis here (and it’s a long one)

Penis here aswell: no country for old men.

Apparently my dick is the lord of the rings

Lord of the Cockrings

Which of the three?

Dick and morty

IF YOUR PENIS WAS NAMED YOUR IP ADRESS HOW WOULD IT BE CALLED!!!!

172.225.192.0 IS MY DICK'S NAME!

I don’t know I don’t know my IP address. Can we do a credit card or social security number version?

King of the Hill. (nice)

Your not alone

Nice

Ditto, though I prefer to think of it as “the Mac Daddy of Heimlich County”

Veronica Mars (penis)

Big Bang Theory

Everybody Hates Chris (it could be Everybody Hates my Penis)

Neymar: The Perfect Chaos

Jojo's Bizzare adventure

JoJo's Bizzare Penis

What a bizzare penis

Euphoria

The Peacemaker

You need to tattoo the dove of peace on that thing immediately of you won’t be able to perform. The dove of peace needs to be on all of your guns.

It's lierally ,,The Thing from another World" (1951)

how i met your mother, that would be an interesting story

Ayo “Return of Ultraman”…

American pyscho

SAME!!

Hitlers Death Squad

Hitler's Penis Squad

I'm Soldiers of the Vagina. We shall battle til the death.

Matrix lmao

Gives a whole new meaning to “Enter the Matrix”

Rambo

Snowpiercer nIcE

ice age

The Walking Dead :/

Full house, oh dear.

Forged in Fire 🔥

Raw

The French one?

Brand new cherry flavor

Boba Fett. (Nice)

Smiling friends

Real steel

Pokemon

Kitchen Nightmares 😳

I love how there's like almost 1000 replies and everyone in the comments are just playing the game being mocked in the picture

Pretty much every time someone post this type of "x thing in relation to you will become your y" game, people most likely just do it for the sake of "why not?"

Just your average

Funny how it’s posted here to mock theses type of posts, but then everyone just plays along with it.

"Not me" its an Egyptian movie

Jojo's bizarre adventure, got damn

How to get away with murder (uh oh)

Slam dunk. Hmm....

Lethal Weapon

Hi bbg i have a big toy story

Flash

18+ fun and humor could make you piss yourself laughing

Forrest Gump What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Life's like a box of penis', you never know what you're gonna get...

In the book it mentions that he was quite well endowed… 🤷🏼‍♀️

At least yours isn’t “criminal minds”

Suck my book of boba fett

Curb your enthusiasm lmao

Friends which makes since because it’s never used because every girl I like I always end up in the friend zone with

invincible

Breeders...

American horror story

Defunctland. FUCK

Die Hard

The Incredible.

squid game

Brooklyn nine nine…

My dick is now officially named One Punch Man

The Big Bang Theory

Batman:The Dark Knight Returns

The Grand Tour!

"The passion of Christ"

Family Guy. Hm. Deep

The gentlemen 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Good god

The Faraway Paladin

Jujutsu kaisen I guess my pp is a curse

dragons blood

who need they brand new cherry flavourussy ate 🍒

Black list ._.

Better Call Saul (uh oh)

Familly guy.

Chucky

God eater

Instructions unclear, I just shit myself

Pissmaker

Don't Look Up.. I guess I don't want eye contact when I'm getting head

The Good The Bad and The Ugly

Can it be my balls?

Black Penis

Judge judy

I was just watching Phineas and Ferb 🗿

Shrek?

Wtf is this

Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon

To catch a predator

Step sister ask for step brother help

😂😂

Kevin Can Fuck Himself

My little pony

Kitchen nightmares LOL

Go Team Venture! ✌️

"They hit me with a truck."

Parks and recreation

One Piece